• Forget frying an egg on the sidewalk,
it's not Florida hot until your kayak
melts in the sun
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    • Yeah but [my state] [comparison]
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    • You just summoned a load or Arizonians/Texans
      sivart76 6 jul
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    • Just play with it a bit, it’ll go up
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    • Mmm yes floppy kayak
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    • We know it’s also hot in other states but this meme isn’t about your state this time calm down . * Looking at you bitches from Arizona and Texas*
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    • give it a viagra
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    • Bruh that's so sad I'd cry if that happened to my kayak (those can be expensive too)
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    • Yah but [i shat][my pants]
      chopstew 6 jul
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    • Bro I got to go kayaking today and it was the most peaceful and happy shit I’ve done all summer
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    • Incoming triggered Arizona people who don’t know what humidity is
      _Hans 6 jul
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    • The most unfortunate thing I’ve seen that’s melted was this dudes hotel room key and his credit cards (az)
      seamoo1 6 jul
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    • Yeah Arizona is hot but there's no fucking kayaks in Arizona now is there? fuck off
      econoon 6 jul
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    • Arizona is dry hot but Florida is humid hot.
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    • Florida isn't even that hot compared to where I live, you can talk about about humidity blah blah blah all day ya we get it, it's fucking humid in Florida but still not even CLOSE to as hot as where I live, deep inside your mother's pussy
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    • from arizona so i’m legally required to say that you are wrong because my state is hotter. those the rules
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    • I, the mighty arizonan, scoff at your pitiful belief that Florida is hot, have you seen our milfs?
      Neoflex 6 jul
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    • I have dinos in my profile😏
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    • Everyone acknowledges the Arizona and Texas people, but forgets the state right between them that has the same issues
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    • If you even have a kayak, it's Florida
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    • Ohio is hotter than Florida rn
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    • 125 Arizona heat changes a man
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    • Does that happen to girls chests with boob jobs in the summer?
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    • Yo honestly I'm from utah, and the most terrifying fact I have come to realise is. The weather around some meridians is fucked. There was never supposed to be life in most south eastern states. Like straight up. Your car. Should. Not melt. Ever.
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    • Funny enough I lived in Florida, Arizona and Texas so I have UNLIMITED POWER
      NGaiged 7 jul
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    • Kayaking is cool until you flip over and die
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    • It's 86 degrees INSIDE my house right now. AC went out last week and the fuckin ac guys eh we're just gonna reschedule for tomorrow. The temperature isn't so bad until you're in it for 10 FUCKING HOURS AND YOU HAVE TO SLEEP IN IT. And it's CA so it's also kinda humid INSIDE my fucking house.
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    • The rare flaccid yak only hardens when in contact with water for easy transport
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    • Doesn't matter what state you're from, us Southeasterners need to rise up against all the Arizona and Texas people who think that their dry heat is comparable to humid heat.
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    • I live in Florida and the past few July’s my cars dashboard melts
      melzp 6 jul
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    • I’m sorry we don’t do 😂😂 here we understand that your fucking gay but nobody appreciates 😂😂
      tbxoxnxe 6 jul
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    • Yeah but it was 473 degrees in East Bumblefuck a couple days ago so this looks like a cool day in comparison
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    • iN aRiZoNa ItS wAy HoTtEr. IT wAs 112 dEgReEs ThIs WeEk.
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    • Take it out to Viagra Falls.
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    • It actually hit 100 even yesterday in Ohio. I thought I was gonna melt like that kayak
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    • You just have to rub it a bit to get it up
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    • Yall really trying to prove your states are hotter when mine got up to 73 today 🙄
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    • Sloms 6 jul
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    • Mmm, flaccid kayak
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    • Arizona people: *heavy breathing*
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    • Screw the kayak what is the black thing that looks like Game and watch from smash bros
      My_Fan 6 jul
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    • AZ***
      masturb8 6 jul
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    • Flaccid kayak
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    • It would take like 400 degrees to melt a kayak, wtf happened to this thing???
      deder 8 jul
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    • Its inflatable not a real one
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    • Fuck florida
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    • I see that exact kayak sold in every sports goods store
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    • Put it in the fridge
      doomama 6 jul
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    • Thog don’t care
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    • That’s how it’s spelled?!
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    • I'm grilling kayaks in the back of my truck. How do you like yours?
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    • Dude I live in Florida, and it’s not Florida hot until you get heat exhaustion and puke gatorade into a trash can then pass out in a bush
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    • Ok but what actually happened
      philhi12 6 jul
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    • Arizona heat
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    • Hold up, this shit actually happens?
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    • Forbidden lube.
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    • It just needs some water
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    • That kayak had 6 shots of tequila
      whthobro 6 jul
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    • How hot is it in flordia
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    • Sad kayak
      Erlfalee 6 jul
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    • Pizza
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    • Uh oh, here they come, and their state is hotter.
      AjaxSoap 6 jul
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    • It was 113 the other day here in sarasota
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    • Florida is a bitch cause it's humid
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    • Ok so Arizona is hot, but Oregon can get over 100 degrees with 100% humidity
      Slank 9 jul
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    • that’s your mom’s kayak
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    • That sucks. Kayaks aren't cheap
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    • Once my sandwich bag melted around my sandwich
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    • The best part is fl is just preheating. Wait for the late August temperatures where it cooks your backyard chickens for you.
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    • Why the fuck do people gate keep how hot shit is. Just because it's hotter over there doesn't mean I'm not swearing my ass off here. Who the fuck cares
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    • YEAH BUT [MY STATE] [COMPARISON]
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    • Kayak has left the chat
      lilchemo 6 jul
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    • Kayakers are the bikers of the water
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    • Florida is a warm state, but the humidity is what make it terrible. The king of heat is still AZ.
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    • Reminds me of when those car bumpers melted in Arizona
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    • MOMMYZEN
      Thats hot
      MOMMYZEN 6 jul
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    • Florda dosent have thos trees
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    • Yeah but Texas is worse
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    • I’d be pissed
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    • Florida doesn’t even get that hot
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    • Oh yeah, well it’s been 100 here in Texas recently and the summer heat is only just starting:P (b8)
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    • I'm from arizona. Yes we have a dry heat. But once you add humidity like in Oregon. You're going to be roasting
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    • Bro I’d be so fucking pissed
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    • My high ass really thought it was a giant slice of pizza
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    • In arizona the house is always at 79 amd we pay 400 a month for ac so if your saying Florida can be any hotter enlighten me
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    • I thought for a minute that they had a pizza on their car but then it said kayak and I said ok
      Meep06 9 jul
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    • It's actually not that hot in florida, it's just humid
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    • Imagine having to get melted kayak off your car
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    • And bullshit we have been rained on for the past three fucking days.
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    • Damn kayaks are expensive too
      Tuesday 9 jul
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    • *laughs in texan
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    • Florida is warm
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    • In arizona our trash cans melt
      kkdd577 9 jul
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    • Kayaks on roof racks actually melt really easily
      medterm 9 jul
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    • Virgin kayak. Get in the chad canoe and row with the boys.
      James_C 9 jul
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    • Floppy kayak
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    • While Florida has the dew point (what y’all describe as humidity) which is really bad, Texas has dry heat and can SOMETIMES have a bad dew point. We had a dew point here in north Texas at around 78-80 last week or two weeks ago. Which is just as bad as Florida.
      Javert 8 jul
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    • Arizona is hotter🤣
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    • my kayak is $800 i would fucking break down if mine did that
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