• But this bitch sleeping on
a slice of
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Applebee's 2 for $20 is NOT a date
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    • Girls like this are to be avoided. Dyed hair, tattoos, terrible bed side manner, thot poses, gross personality traits, the list goes on.
      PERIPHERY 26 jun
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    • A simple walk can be a date with the right attitude. Me and my bf went on a 2 hour walk and had more fun than a trip to fucking IHOP. It's not the money that you spend, it's the memories that are made, and the loved ones you cherish that make it better
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    • Damn, I seen homeless people with better beds than that
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    • My girlfriend works at Applebee’s. You best believe I’m taking advantage of the discount.
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    • Woman like this are literally just good for sex. If you ain't gettin that, no point to take them out.
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    • Stfu Applebee's is good
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    • brony 27 jun
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    • a good date costs no money. it’s about getting to know someone and that doesn’t cost any money
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    • Get her another one of those mattresses and you got yourself a thot sandwich.
      willgnyc 27 jun
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    • She got tore up on that piece of toast
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    • 2 for $20 is a date if you have a good time. If you are putting a set price on a "date" you are setting yourself up for disappointment
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    • Man I've been kinda dating my neighbor but not officially for a while and straight up asked if she would like to go to a nice restaurant now that things are opening up and she said "nah unless you want to. Wanna go get mcdonalds and watch tv and cuddle?" Its fucking great
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    • A 5 buck pizza and 2 drinks is a date
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    • That piece of foam shes sleeping on looks kinda dirty she needs to bleach that down before she gets some sort of infection
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      kanep0e 27 jun
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    • zerosober 27 jun
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    • Bitch isn’t worth a date. Girls like this need to start re-evaluating their worth. Men are conditioned to ask themselves “what do I bring to the table?” Yet girls like this offer nothing at all to enhance your life, then cheat on you with some wealthier horny mf who also ignores her many red flags
      BSArtist 27 jun
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    • a good date is having a few drinks & eating some food ; convos is key tho
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    • My apologies madam but not every man can afford a $1k lobster and Filet Mignon dinner served with 2, 50 year old bottles of French import wine
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    • A good date ends with you getting your hammer sucked from the back in a Denny’s parking lot...
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    • Imagine using someone for free food to qualify it as a date
      fuck_boy 27 jun
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    • Cannot stress this enough" Beggars, cannot be, in any way, shape or form, choosers.
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    • Dude I’d honestly take that as a date I’ll take a dollar menu item from McDonald’s as a date idc what we doing as long as I can spend time with the dude
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    • I never understood “date standards” I would be happy just getting to see the person. No money would have to be spent
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    • Black chick's are gross
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    • As if she has the right to be picky when she lives like that
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    • whatever the fuck i pay for is a date. the fact your ass is getting anything shows my compassion for you. unless you’re azula, in which case i’d get her anything
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    • Well if he took you out based on your looks, any normal man would throw your ugly ghetto thot pirincess wanna be ass in the garbage so how about you enjoy your upgrade and shut the fuck up before your fansonly boys go broke and so do you
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    • Bitch you look like you sleep on a slice of toast
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    • You can literally get an amazing mattress for $500. How bad at budgeting can you be?
      heckflip 27 jun
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    • Black women are unattractive
      RlCK 28 jun
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    • Well, she’s a guy so
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    • Applebee's 2 for $20 is literally designed for a date. And a responsible man knows how to prioritize his money. You really want to waste hundreds of dollars on a something you're gonna shit out?
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    • I feel like just being in eachothers company can be a date. If done right you can have a much better time then just going to a restaurant.
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    • If someone is taking you out to spend quality time with you, then it’s a date and it doesn’t matter how much it cost. I’d rather someone took me for romantic, evening walk through a free park that they spent time planning out than get taken to the nicest restaurant in town.
      The_Lime 27 jun
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    • Your date is whatever the fuck I take you to do
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    • Applebees 2 for 20 slaps ungrateful bitch
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    • Girls don't appreciate anything nowadays. Just cuddle me on the beach as we watch the sunset. An ice-cream is a bonus 😂
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    • That's not even a mattress. That's a mattress topper.
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    • "I want a man that will do nice things for me." Like bitch what have you done for yourself?!
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    • Honestly If you think that the amt of money he spends on you represents how much he loves you. IS A FUCKING LIE. I mean like honestly who cares if you don’t spend that much money on a DATE. If she cares about the money she doesn’t love you
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    • She couldn't afford a real bed cause she's still paying off that shitty phone
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    • She is eeew
      NerdSalsa 28 jun
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    • I met a girl on tinder and we’ve been talking a lot for like 2 months but she lives 2 hours away and I have to stay quarantined for grandparents so she hopps on her brothers xbox and we’ve been going on “dates” in gta online recently. The quarantine is supposed to be lifted in 2 weeks where I live
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    • Chicken leg neck ass door knob headass ghetto lemur headass raccoon period blood smellin ass janky ass icy hot spray bottle built ass kernel corn headass the part under my shoe headass
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    • Me and my woman like that tho. I thought applebees was bad because of people but then she wanted me to take her one time and i really love their menu now. We usually do the two for 25 with two ceaser salads and i always get my whiskey burger. I get some drinks for us too. We keep leftovers
      De_gato 30 jun
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    • If a man has a sense of humor, shows respect, and you have a genuine connection who cares where you go?
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    • How do people like this even end up getting married, like I can’t imagine some bitch like this in a healthy relationship
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    • Me and my ex went out to breakfast, and walked down the train tracks talking. Eventually we came to a spot with inactive trains and we were climbing in them and on top, super fun. After that we went to a little pond like thing in the woods and dragonflies were everywhere. They kept landing on us and
      LMBlol 27 jun
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    • Mmm yes another reminder of why I'm gay. Guys be like, "Wanna go play lazer tag?" "Fuck yeah bro"
      Ogami 27 jun
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    • If you complain about men being cheap but you got enough to waste on shit tats then maybe you’re the problem
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    • It's funny how thots that can bring absolutely nothing to the table can have incredible unrealistic and specific standards. This bitch could 5 kids from 5 different father's, have STDs, unfathomable amounts of credit card and loan debt, no fucking job. And just because she looks AVERAGE...
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    • “Spend money on me so I don’t feel like a whore for fucking you on the first date”
      AjaxSoap 27 jun
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    • She dusty as hell
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    • She looks like a dude with a female face filter on
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    • Tbh I would rather get Whataburger at 2AM binge watching some shows
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    • it sure as shit is. The cajun chicken and shrimp is the bomb-fucking-diggity.
      smalldong 27 jun
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    • My girl Specifically Asks if we could go to applebee's for the to for 20 Deal you're just ungrateful
      CC4091 27 jun
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    • Will if he taking you to Applebee's sorry you're not he's main Chick
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    • Bruh she LOOKS like a slice of toast
      Spectrei 30 jun
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    • I’m never dating a girl who posts pics like these on social media. It’s not a good sign
      Dylicous 30 jun
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    • Nothing wrong with going to Applebee's for a date. Let me get the molten lava cake too and I'll be satisfied lol
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    • Does the price matter
      Batskrieg 27 jun
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    • Most romantic nights I’ve ever had all started with getting thrown out of an Applebee’s
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    • She looks like Marcus Rashford with a weave
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    • I know so many girls who sell their body, post pictures of themselves half naked. And still ask, “how come I can’t find a faithful boyfriend?”
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    • Chicken
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    • I lived in a very Japanese style home ( mother was Japanese and I was raised that way.) Like sleeping on tatami mats and and short table sitting on the floor shit like that. When I moved I styled my apt the same way not really thinking about it brought a girl home she called be a cultural...
      Sushiboss 28 jun
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    • Honestly if I go on a date with someone, I’d rather just go on a picnic with them or something. More private and relaxing.
      mela 27 jun
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    • Bitch I'll pull a Half Baked and make money on our date
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    • Woman moment
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    • Oh but you wanna go to Texas de Brazil and then get ice cream afterwards like who are u!?!?
      Highalia 28 jun
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    • Then YOU are not a quality female
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    • Black at it again 🙄
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    • Yeah, this bitch isn't worth Burger King with a coupon.
      dabrick01 27 jun
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    • Excellent
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    • She's the poor wannabe rich
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    • 2 for 20 is a great deal. I'm guessing the hair dye is really making her confused
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    • Mcguigi 27 jun
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    • Bitch, McDonalds is a date for your broke ass
      Mr_Blunt 27 jun
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    • Imagine liking someone for who they are and not how much money they spend on you
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    • Shut the fuck up, broke bitch
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    • Girls who expect fancy food are all shit women and will be terrible mothers
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    • Looks like she can't even afford to split the bill
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    • Gold digger alert
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    • Its not a date its two dates!
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    • Its astonishing how stupid the majority of women are. Just because you’re moderately attractive and dress like a literal prostitute doesn’t make you a fucking catch. Someone with the iq that’s comparable to room temp could figure that out.
      KiwiFi 30 jun
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    • CT_A377 30 jun
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    • Buuuuuttttt its dinner tho ....
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    • A date is something both people enjoy, not a 500$ meal at a 5star restaurant that only the guy pays for.
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    • Does anyone else have eating anxiety and can’t go on first dates at restaurants?
      amr12 30 jun
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    • Then YOU pay for it toast girl
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    • You ever notice how those fine chicks their houses look like s*** and then they sleep on something like that with dirty dishes and roaches everywhere
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    • She got $$ for nails, hair dye and ink tho... thems the real necessities, amirite?
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    • Just talking to your partner is a date wym?
      Sekkaru 30 jun
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    • Iphone 6 having ass
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