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    • I gotchu bros
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    • But ill get neither
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    • Both are unachievable
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    • I take both please
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    • Yup, unfortunately I will have neither
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    • Nah I just want to be loved.
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    • Too bad iFunners won’t have either of them
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    • And here i am without either
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    • Is it too much to ask for both?
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    • Where can I get this “being loved” thingy?
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    • So.. I'm 16. Female. Bi. With an Ex-Girl. I love her. We're still friends, in fact, she's over here now. My cousin who just came from out of town and her are cuddling. Like me and her use to do.. I do trust both of them, but I still have a bit of doubt. They are currently sleeping in a bedroom, 1/?
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    • Proud virgin saving myself for marriage
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    • Boys I’m feeling down. Could ya Supply me with some positive messages to help bring me out of this funk?
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    • In my miserable, useless life, I will attain neither.
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    • I was just thinking about this. I was horny for a moment and just thought to myself, nutting is cool but it would be so much better just to have someone to cuddle and play video games with. Now I'm crying again
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    • No one loves me
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    • Honestly with all the shit out there (tinder, bumble, fucking pof) it’s easy to get laid nowadays. Substance people...the whole quality over quantity is real. Never settle, whether you’re man or woman
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    • Eh, I like sex
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    • Last month my gf decided to break up so she could deal with personal issues she needed to solve. For a while I actually felt like someone cared. Like I was wanted. I started falling for her then she hits me with that before I could ever express my feelings. Now I feel like I'm dying inside. Fml.
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    • Sex with someone you love is a trillion time better. Get you hard and wet every single time
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    • I don't get either of those.
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    • Doesnt exist. Money, looks, height or just money
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    • I'm good at flirting and I have all the attributes but I'm staying a virgin because my dick is like 4 inches
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    • there is sex without love. there is love without sex.. theres also me, without both
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    • Like that will ever happen
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    • Sex is pretty gud tho. Or so I've been told
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    • I’m going to die alone
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    • I’ve been in real, 100%, actual love once in my life, and now it’s gone forever. I would give up sex for the rest of my life just to feel it again.
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    • Gonna admit this cause no one gonna see it. I couldn't get it up the first time I had a chance at sex with my ex gf. Happened 2 more times. Thought I was gay. Realized that I couldn't get it up cuz I didn't love her yet. 4th time, I realized I did love her. Guess I can't fuck if I'm not in love.
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    • Guns are better than women!
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    • hey guys i thought the exact same thing before i got with a girl a bit ago. i thought all i would do is stuff like that but then i kept fingering her or eating her out and making it sexual instead of just making out or whatever. point is, try to stay with the making love part because i fucked up and
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    • That’s why I’m saving sex for someone I genuinely love. That way I can have both
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    • *I would love to have sex but I have never been loved*
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    • This entire section is full of people saying that they won't find their special one and that they will die alone. That's, with all respect, bullshit. And I know it is because I used to think that way in the past. Guys, please, stop demanding being loved, because desperate people are not attractive.
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    • Bennye both, take it or leave it
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    • Ha funny meme bud. Why do you think we are on this app in the first place
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    • Love is the only thing that makes sex worth having
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    • Sex >
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    • Women can’t understand this when a man needs real help
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    • Spam comment
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    • Jokes on you, I don't get either
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    • I've been "loved" by my last exes, and I got lied to, cheated on, and abused. I'll stick to just sex thank you very much
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    • I agree
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    • Wow, almost as if sleeping around or having sex when you shouldn’t makes love so much harder. Congrats on having to test that to find it out.
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    • not gonna lie. After getting laid by many girls. Sex is not enough. I need to be loved.
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    • My brother is 11 and he has had multiple girlfriends. Imma be the older brother that never gets laid until like 25 and my brother gonna be gone at 16
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    • both are aight
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    • If you legitimately had to choose, which one would you pick?
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    • I just want affection. Im horny for some cuddles with tea and head pets
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    • I can't spend 3 seconds on this all without being reminded how lonley I am wtf
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    • You gotta get one to get the other, sooo.. good luck
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    • damn right
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    • Yeah buddy
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    • Too bad girls think sex is love
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    • Why not both? Real question.
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    • Idk man, I’ve been loved but I haven’t had sex
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    • As a horny teenager I would like some pussy instead of being loved right now.
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    • I had an opportunity to fuck my ex multiple times but we weren’t together long and she constantly talked about her ex. Thankfully I can think with my upstairs head better than my downstairs one because she left me to go back to her ex and i didn’t let her take my virginity. Remain pure bros
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    • Dude sometimes I just wanna cuddle then she whip my dick out
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    • Wow. I just got hit with a wave of the feels
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    • Y’all aint had some good sex then
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    • Boys I just lost my virginity a couple days ago, I’m 20.
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    • Sadly I don’t get either
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    • What women think men want: hardcore sex, slim bodies, big boobs what men really want: a mutual loving relationship, an understanding woman, kids/marriage, sex
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    • First one, then the other
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    • If sex is so great why isn’t there a sex 2?
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    • Id go my whole life without sex if it meant i could spend it with someone who genuinely loved me. Hopefully ill get both but tbh that seems unlikely
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    • Lol I have neither
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    • Bill Clinton bout to be over with
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    • Imagine having sex with someone who doesn't love you and you loving them with every fiber of your being back
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    • Kinky! I like it
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    • You all say you want this, but when you're with a girl it's always "herr derr let's fuck ", guys never lay off the sexual shit
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    • I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED 😭
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    • Wait you guys are loved
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    • being loved and feeling loved are different, almost all people are loved but not all people FEEL loved and it makes them sad
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    • You should see what happens when you combine the two.. idk really know because I live in a small town with no attractive females but I hear its pretty bomb.
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    • Anyone else not horny anymore just lonely
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    • If you do things right and find the right woman you can have both
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    • Cant you just have both
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    • This entire comment section.. Must be Purged.
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    • My kink is handholding
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    • I'm horny and depressed
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    • S*x before marriage 🤢
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    • Every time I do a yeah sex is cool but have you had this joke he just says, but have you had sex?
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    • Yeah being "loved" is great and all, but have you tried not being trapped in an "intimate" relationship with absolutely no physical component whatsoever?
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    • I’ll take either
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    • both man BOTH!
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    • Don't take advantage of what you have
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    • I’m convinced that we’re in a new era for men
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    • Really, to me, cuddling and holding is what I like more than like kissing and sex. Most times, I just want to cuddle while watching something or when I feel tired or when I feel like crying/feeling down. Going shopping while holding hands and just talking about anything we want is really nice too.
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    • So sick of white, silver, and black cars. Parking lots look like a black and white photograph.
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