• Burglar: "breaks Into
my house at 3 am*
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    • Mr. Downey actually liked to eat while he preformed. Those blueberries were just one of the snacks he hid around set. Every blueberry scene was not scripted as blueberries were one of his favorite snacks.
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    • "Nah dawg gimme that cake 🍆🍑"
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    • Me, eating in the kitchen wearing nothing but my underwear with a pistol tucked in: “9mm?”
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    • You broke into the wrong house fool
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    • Big bro here! If anyone needs someone to talk to feel free to chat with me in the comments or privately negative or positive
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    • What's the x for
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    • The sound of the automatic doors opening on the U.S.S. Enterprise is made by a toilet.
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    • If it were tuesday I'd say strawberry. No cap.
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    • As he is eating we bond then I tell him of my liberty brew stash in my room, as he looks in astonishment I grab a sword and take him down as a sacrifice for the monster under the bed
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    • Most breakins happen during the day while no one is home
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    • Nah man, gimme the fucking s h r e d d e d c h e e s e and p i c k l e s
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    • Sounds oddly specific
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    • Gotta offer a last meal
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    • Who thinks it would have been cool if the carrier could go underwater like is it just me or
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    • Well it would be rude to refuse
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    • Blueberry? Nah fam I be eating a fucking hot pocket
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    • Holy shit, the timing
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    • Me when a burglar breaks in
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    • That would totally be me
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    • Haha
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    • Anyone else think the X was a scratch 😂😂
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    • Id honestly do that.
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    • Yo Captain for that BACK...
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    • hey it's that movie everyone pretended was any good
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    • eat him to assert dominance
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    • That look like MY kitchen at night
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    • Aye man, catch me at my weakest point, I’ll just offer you food.
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    • it was unscripted btw
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    • Thought I cracked my screen smh
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    • I'd offer him a vodka
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    • Wasn’t almost every RDJ snack scene unscripted?
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    • Anything with “my _____ ass” isn’t funny.
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    • Blueberries? Naw the real snack is Steve "America's Ass" Rogers 😛
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    • X
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    • blue berry
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    • Lol it says stupid in top left
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    • “Oh boy 3 AM!”
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    • why did i think the picture was in captain mans lab tf
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    • Funny'nt
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    • Bro you wanna smoke some and eat?
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    • That line was improvised. Downey was just eating blueberries on set and it ended up being a perfect representation of starks personality
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    • Dont forget that robert Downey jr. Went to Epstein island
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    • "9mm or 12 gauge?"
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    • If your eating blueberries your not fat
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    • "Buckshot?"
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    • Me: “what flavor bullet would you like?”
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    • Cap got that DUMPY 🥵😳
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    • Yep
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    • You can still some shit juat dont touch my xbox or my mom
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    • Remember, some robbers will knock first to see if anyone is home, if you hear the doorbell or a knock in the middle of the night DO NOT answer the door.
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    • *racks back slide* no no, dont leave. Sit down.
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    • That fucking X behind the text is annoying me!!!! 😤
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    • Fuck you and the damn lines. Thought there was hair on my screen and tried to wipe it away
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    • That X fucked me up for a good few seconds
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    • I literally just 3 peanut butter and syrup sandwiches at 3:24 in the morning 😂
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    • X
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    • What’s with those two lines in the middle
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    • Want an 1 1/8 of 00
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    • I was watching that the other day and it looks like Steve is wearing a corset
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    • I laughed at this idk why
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    • "Oh hey.. want some icecream?"
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    • If someone breaks into your house at night they are there to do harm. What do they know? They know you are home because you are probably sleeping.
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    • Sad thing is, is that I would be eating anything healthy like a fuckin blueberry
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    • want some honey nut cheerios? i have plenty of youre hungry. you must get hungry breaking into houses and stealing. so have you ever made a sandwich in someone else’s kitchen?
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    • “Blueberry?”
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    • Need that fridge glock.
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    • Y does captain america look like an instagram thot
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    • Im confused what does Gus's car have to do with any of this
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    • If I'm eating chicken where did I get the blueberries
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    • This is what qualifies as funny? What's funny here?
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    • That fuckers gonna meet my boomstick
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