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    • His parents didn’t name him because he was a homeless orphan, he didn’t even know it was a contest he just saw pies and went to town on them
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    • He looks so proud of himself with that smirk on his face
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    • They didn't name him because they knew he'd make a name for himself.
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    • He ate the parents
      Omegared0 24 apr
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    • The secret ingredient is hunger
      cacabooey 24 apr
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    • I still see a lot of fucking pie
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    • Another fool falls for the pursuit of the false god Nike. Soon today’s greatest athletes will have this same faith. . . . But he kind of looks like a “Billy” or “Dennis”
      earmuff 23 apr
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    • I bet that kid hated black people
      Qoowe 22 apr
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    • The most impressive part is that it was cranberry pie
      Lopaka36 21 apr
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    • They better have named him Barry
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    • His parents refused to name him because they felt the sheer legendary aura he extruded as he emerged from the womb, and they knew that any mere mortal name would be an insult.
      walterox 21 apr
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    • If was 6 in 1916, then there is a chance that he is still alive at 102 years old
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    • His face and posture look like someone bursted in with a gun ready to shoot him and he said to them "Do what you must, for I have already won"
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    • He’s dead now
      Vosofy a month
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    • What exactly were the qualifications? Eat the filling? Because there is a lot left of the top one and crust visible on all the others.
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    • He does not look 6 at all
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    • I’m gonna assume that’s not true
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    • My man didn’t eat a single full pie
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    • Fucking fatass I respect that shit😂
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    • I love how in some places they ration their food but we just see how much we can eat the fastest for fun.
      kamsayn 23 apr
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    • He has so much power, he is the one who shall not be named.
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    • He ate them
      Aryxinnae 23 apr
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    • The only sad thing is it's cranberry pie.
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    • He wasn't 13 yet so he didn't receive a name
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    • Those pies to not look finished
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    • Just one 10 inch pie? I eat whole cheese cakes by myself and cry
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    • I like that all the crust is still intact.
      joekjoey 22 apr
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    • Why has this been featured like 40 times
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    • He had no parents. He existed as a singularity
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    • Sure but when i scuff down 10ins in 15 seconds I'm suddenly "gay"
      j0ker381 21 apr
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    • He grew up to be the best ass eater that side of the Mississippi
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    • Naming the child binds it. Restricts its power.
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    • Ron Swanson
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    • Yeah be barely touched each of those pies
      Big_Dill_ 21 apr
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    • Hes dead now oof
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    • His name was Adolph
      jmorsay 21 apr
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    • It’s just a young Dean Winchester
      Habanegro 21 apr
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    • No name could befit this legend
      yahooie 21 apr
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    • He was preparing for the great depression
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    • Odd flex but ok
      ImBoYo 21 apr
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    • Do what you must. For I have already won.
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    • Wasn’t his name Lard-Ass?!?
      mendosm 21 apr
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    • He probably died in the war
      Terles 21 apr
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    • What a Chad
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    • He ate his own name
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    • That kids face just says “I ate those fuckin pies pussy what are you gonna do about it?”
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    • He had to earn his name
      LegendCow 21 apr
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    • They probably didn’t name him because he ate them so fast
      bludog 20 apr
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    • none of those pies look finished
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    • He was just a random homeless kid who grew up to do great things....
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    • Nigga has 8 unfinished pies
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    • Is it just me or the pies look barely eaten.
      clinch 25 apr
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    • They did not name him because no mere mortal has the right to name a god.
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    • Let’s call him Pancho Villa
      meeall3 25 apr
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    • His name is 'an unnamed 6-year-old boy'
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    • It’s weird that he’s dead now
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    • How the shit
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    • He’s dead now
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    • PieNigga
      rm2004 23 apr
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    • And the he died of Spanish flu
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    • The face of a true legend
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    • Pie always looks so good then is not as good as it looks
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    • lampost 23 apr
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    • you sure this isn’t a young Dean Winchester
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    • His parents were raised by the same code. “One is not named, that is something one earns.”
      moises27 23 apr
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    • God said we can name the animals, but he didn’t say we could name him... you know. Cuz the kid is a God... 😉
      RhymerGuy 22 apr
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    • He was to strong for labels.
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    • He's dead now
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    • He was a project he cant be named
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    • Or he was a time traveller and no one knows because he rewrote history so we dont know the original winner and if he said his name he wouldve created a distortion in history
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    • His name was "an unnamed 6-year-old boy"
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    • I fucking read unarmed and thought he fucking threatened the pie or something
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    • They wanted to wait until he was 13
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    • First I’ve ever heard of cranberry pie. Then again, I’m not much a fan of pies.
      Mundi 22 apr
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    • He dead now
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    • Nigga that’s lardass
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    • Sad part is he’s almost certainly dead now
      JayeK 22 apr
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    • Cranberry? Fuck yeah I'd do that too
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    • Which SCP is this
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    • I’d name him muff diver
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    • Cranberry pie sounds.. interesting.
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    • names take up too much space that's how he fit all the pies
      emssss 22 apr
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    • Ricky...
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    • They were too afraid
      itsky 22 apr
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    • An unamed boy was his name
      dimmy 22 apr
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    • You shouldn’t name a god
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    • His parents didn't name him because he ate them as well.
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    • Lard ass from Stand By Me?
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    • That's Little Jack Horner bitches
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    • No name is deserving of his presence
      ThatWolf 21 apr
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    • He had to wait till his 13th birthday to he named
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    • when they asked for his name he answered with "im just here for the free pie" he then threw up the peace sighn and left to never been seen again
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    • Legends cant be named
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    • more than five square inches of pie per second
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    • Because he ate them before they could name him
      Palico 21 apr
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