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    • Who the fuck would say "ew" outloud when bumping into someome at school
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    • Looks like Jennifer Lawrence
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    • One time I was chilling with my friend walking behind my crush and I was tossing around a water bottle and accidentally hit her with it. (This was 8th grade) I was so embarassed and my friend just started cracking up lmao
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    • Game?
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    • If you’ve ever said “ew” to anyone in general and actually meant it at the time. In the famous words of Tana, kill yourself
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    • I used to be really socially awkward in school and a girl I had a crush on jokes about me and her being together. 15 year old me went "eww what" I'm 22 now. Still good friends with her and she bodies me with this to this day. Everyone thought I was a dick for months after
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    • One time in highschool my friend ran up to me and was like (insert my crush here) is dating (insert good friend here) now, and i go yeah i know and walk away. Thing is i didn't know and that really sucked
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    • The most annoying kid at school today rubbed up against my dick at school while trying to run out the door. I said “bro, watch out!” And he goes “it’s fine stop being so weird” I really wanna stab him
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    • Hold up a good time and I’ll see how it is today. The most amazing app that I can not find any good use of is a way of trying the other half. You could just come over and see what you can do to help him get to the other way over.
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    • She got the job
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    • Once in the 5th grade, my friend told my crush I liked her and she said "ew." I wasn't hurt at all because it was Halloween and I had a sack of candy
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    • I remember this one chick who asked me out but I said no, then later on I bumped into her and she said Ew
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    • On the last day of high school senior year, our grades "hot guy" came out of a class room looked at me and said "hey cj" I then responded, "Alex, it's been four years and we've literally never spoken but now you want to say "hey"?" I'm 25 now. Never felt like a bigger bitch. Sorry Alex!
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    • Killing her is totally worth it for her SMG you get.
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    • My mom always told me girls play "hard to get", so sophomore year my crush asked me out and I thought..."I'mma play hard to get". Told her no and we haven't talked in three years...
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    • How hard did she bump you?
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    • When she smiles and says sorry
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    • Girls do nothing but make you feel like shit
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    • When your kid ask you one day "How was I created"... Just say "Well in your case it involved a bottle of Jack Daniels and a broken condom."
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    • You must be ew for someone to say ew to you like that😂
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    • Me during the end of year testing
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    • Why the fuck would you be interested in someone like that
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    • Merely pretending
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    • this kinda made me laugh lol
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    • What game/ extra is this
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    • When I was in 7th grade some guy was trying to find out who my crush liked and he started naming off random people. When he said my name, she said "eww." That hit me a little to hard, especially for a 12 year old.
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    • Why that look like Asian Jennifer Lawrence, or am I just too high
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    • Axe bomb the hallway in retaliation.
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    • If your crush says ew about bumping into you ,you need to work on how you look (don’t have to be good just look clean,shave your face ,groom and wash your hair) and how you smell
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    • Wait until adulthood... you won't have to worry about bumping into your crush. You'll be more worried about running into your exes
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    • Your crush is probably a massive bitch so you’re not losing out on much
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    • Just saw my crush holding hands with her new boyfriend. Can I get an F
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    • Theres one girl who i obsessed over and she fucked me up with the rejection and i still dunno how to shake it. Its painful seeing her and she turns away whenever im near, trying to avoid me. I try and do the same but i cant get over the pain in my chest when it happens
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    • Sad thing is. This actually happened to me. The hallway was crowded and I bumped into her on accident and she screamed.
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    • Mmmmmm gimme smg
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    • I liked Sydney, her smg was pretty good.
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    • Bruh I accidentally made eye contact for too long with my friend and she said ew
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    • If they're that immature after bumping them they're not worth a second of your time. Seriously.
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    • Maybe you shouldn’t have slid a finger up her pussy
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    • Who the fuck would like a girl who says "eww" out loud when she bumps into someone
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    • I like a girl and I'm fairly sure she doesn't like me but how can I be sure
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    • Why eww like oh no I touched someone acidently eww
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    • They were merely pretending to be dead
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    • So there is this girl who I like but is way out of my league. It’s not that I’m ugly but I’m not exactly good looking. Any advice ??? 😔
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    • What a bitch, get better taste in women man
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    • Girls who do that are always the thots and hoes, or the fat ones who think there better then everyone
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    • people do this for popularity reasons
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    • Looks like Thanos
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    • If y'all were a girl in school and said that to a guy who accidently bumped into, you deserve a custard face. (Someone with an ungodly amount of oozing pimples)
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    • It’s ok, girls who were like that have a couple kids and a prescription pill addiction these days.
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    • Hi fine, I'm dad.
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    • If you have no crush, then you have nothing to get you down. Love yourself and someday you will meet the love of your life.
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    • Thats how you know you gotta change your crush hoe
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    • If you bump into me and i say ew you are at the very least my friend
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    • *doesn’t shower ever, doesn’t care about health/weight, looks disgusting as a human* “girls are garbage I’m such a nice guy”-you *sees an ugly girl* “hahah fuck you whale who would ever breed with you”-also you
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    • That would break my soul.
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    • Hey guys today I had my first conversation with my crush feels good
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    • It’s Jared Leto from the Met Gala
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    • It would be nice to be attractive
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    • My crush would be crushed.
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    • She’s just frightened
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    • A girl who’s way out of my league kept smiling at me and was tryna playfully dance with me at a party. When I got home I texted her “You looked cute asf tonight, I tried to tell you but it was soo loud” (I didn’t try) and she said “thank you babyyy” and I didn’t know how to reply 😂.
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    • Anyone who says 'eww' just for being bumped into by ANYONE on accident is probably a horrible human being and you should find someone else
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    • You gotta be nasty nasty or shes a mega bitch
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    • If they’re that much of a fucking right they don’t deserve you, go get a new crush
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    • I accidentally republished this on my account. Does anyone know how I can delete that.
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    • That sounds a lil specific lol u have to be REALLY ugly for that to happen
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    • someone: ”what if [you] and [your crush] started dating that would be crazy” your crush: “ewww”
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    • Pick the bitch up and suplex her ass. Win that belt
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    • That’s rude as duck 🦆 whenever I bump into someone I say sorry like a normal person. People who say ew must be sentenced to death
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    • That means she likes you most likely tbh
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    • One time someone dropped a pen and I picked it up and put it back on their desk. Then they gave a look of disgust and brushed it back off the desk.
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    • You’d have to be a physical abomination for that to happen.
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    • Tbh if she does that she probably likes you
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    • If my crush did that then she's a bitch and no longer my crush
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    • constant mood
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    • Lyanna. Is that you
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    • I’ve gotten so used to Girls saying eww whenever somebody said we looked cute together so i started saying eww as well. And this one time this girl actually said “wow you think” and out of reflex i was just like “eww”
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    • RIP
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    • Bitch, you’re ew
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    • Big OOF
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    • Bitches that say eww in response to anything are the fakest people to exist
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    • Was this made by that kid named Mathew back in my elementary school?
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    • ‘‘Tis a scratch
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    • It’s just a scratch
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    • But a flesh wound
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    • And that’s where my watch begins
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