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    • I punched a kid in third grade who was messing with me while I was feeling sick. Me being the fatty I was, easily decked him right in the jaw and sent him to the ground and got suspended. We’ve been best friends ever since
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      • How the fuck is this in collective
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        • Actually: a Jedi would fight to defend himself and others, however a Jedi would not kill an unarmed opponent, or any opponent for that matter, unless it was the only way. This kid should have fought back.
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          • That mom was proud he didn't fight back. Great parenting mom. Let's encourage our kids not to defend themselves.
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            • FUCK THAT TURN TO THE DARK SIDE LET YOUR EMOTIONS RUN FREE AND SUCCUMB TO THE POWER WITHIN AND KICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT IN THE NUTS
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              • Jedi code says nothing about not defending yourself, kids just a pussy. But I guess that’s fitting with the new Star Wars movies
                Wampa 11 feb
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                • jedi are allowed to defend themselves
                  Quaby 8 feb
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                  • What do you mean? Fighting back is totally the jedi way. Fucking pussy ass country we are
                    s13rlman 11 feb
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                    • The Jedi literally carry laser swords and act as a secondary police force, and at times army. Fighting back is literally the entire Jedi way.
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                      • It’s fucking bullshit that when kids fight back against a bully the kid fighting back gets in trouble, they should be fucking rewarded that is a fucking lesson every kid should learn it to fight back and defend your self
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                        • As a Jedi, there always comes a time to defend yourself. Even Buddhist monks defend themselves if it ever becomes necessary
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                          • Jedi way is to defend yourself, this kid is just a pussy
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                            • It's totally the fucking Jedi way. What the shit? Has any Jedi in any film been seen to not act in self defense, apart from when Ben sacrifices himself to give Luke time to escape?
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                              • Pretty sure the Jedi fought back but ok
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                                • That shit is retarded! A jedi would fight back, they just don't start the fight. They do everything they can to prevent a fight, but when the time come they defend themselves and others.
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                                  • Liberals raising beta men soy boys
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                                    • Obi-Wan cut a bullies arm off in a bar, fuck if with this pussy ass way of thinking.
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                                      • Even ghandi said theres a time to defend yourself and others. Don't blanket it like that or it will lead to people allowing others to be hurt. There's a time and a place to fight and also a time to turn the other cheek
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                                        • Self-defense should be taught and encouraged.
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                                          • That’s not the fucking Jedi way. It’s defeating but not killing your enemy unless absolutely nessasary.
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                                            • He must’ve not been paying attention to the movies. Jedi use their abilities specifically for defense.
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                                              • This fucker ever even seen a Star Wars movie? Jedi be decapitating fuckers
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                                                • Since when do Jedi not believe in defending themselves against unprovoked attack??? What the actual fuck?
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                                                  • The Jedi were generals. They fought all the time. Kid needs more starwars
                                                    nichomel 9 feb
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                                                    • Yeah but how did obi wan literally fight all these people. They only do it for self defense dumbass
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                                                      • And that's why hes getting bullied
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                                                        • Jedis fight all the time. All the movies were all about fighting. It’s called star WARS
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                                                          • Defending oneself is not against the Jedi way. Starting a fight for no reason is.
                                                            Vashan 9 feb
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                                                            • Kid is retarded, revenge is not the Jedi way. It is used for knowledge and defense never for attack.
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                                                              • The jedi fought nearly everyone they came into contact with in the movies
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                                                                • And that's why the jedi lost.
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                                                                  • But jedi fought back every battle they had...
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                                                                    • Um, but, defending others and themselves is what the Jedi do though.
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                                                                      • It’s the jedi way to defend yourself and not strike down an unarmed opponent. This Padawan needs a master indeed
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                                                                        • Fighting back is literally the plot of Star Wars tho
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                                                                          • You realize the Jedi practice self defense right?
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                                                                            • Jedi don’t always start fight but they sure as hell try to end them.
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                                                                              • But the Jedi way is to protect yourself and others but to avoid unnecessary conflict
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                                                                                  • Did he never watch the movie?
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                                                                                    • Dumb padawan, whoever his master is should be demoted
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                                                                                      • That's the pussy way. A Jedi would use the force to defend himself. "A Jedi uses the force for knowledge and defense, never for attack."
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                                                                                        • Jedi fight defensively so he’s just an idiot
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                                                                                          • and thats why the dark side is better
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                                                                                            • True jedi try to resolve conflict with words. But a true Jedi will fight to defend themselves and to defend others. Obi wan Kenobi is the perfect example
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                                                                                              • That’s great, teach your kids to not defend/stick up for themselves. This is why we have a generation of “victims”
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                                                                                                • Defense is definitely the Jedi way. He just got his ass beat and made an excuse.
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                                                                                                  • Exept defending yourself is a part of the Jedi way. That's why they have lightsabers. Jedi don't harm the defenseless, but if some dude swings, you chop their arm off Ben Kenobi style.
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                                                                                                    • Actually jedi act in self defense, so the kids just a bitch
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                                                                                                      • So why do jedi have lightsabers if its not the jedi way to fight back?
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                                                                                                        • “Kid too big of a pussy to defend himself”
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                                                                                                          • Jedis don't wear storm trooper propaganda.
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                                                                                                            • But the Jedi believe in self defense... so fuck a kid up
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                                                                                                              • I dont understand why people like this. 1 the kid is just gonna keep getting bullied until he has no self confidence and will never have it in life. 2 jedis didn't let themselves get "bullied" they were soldiers
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                                                                                                                • Stupid mentality. Imagine if all good people thought like this. We’d prob all be speaking German
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                                                                                                                  • Kenobi cut some guy,s arm off because he didnt like how luke looked
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                                                                                                                    • Bull shit the Jedi weren't pussies, they fucking fight to defend life
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                                                                                                                      • This kid from special ed was always messing with my friends and me. Hated that little bitch. He hit my friend in the face once and I palm heeled his temple. That’s a move I used to break wood in Tae Kwon Do. Then us girls shoved him into a pole and he got a black eye. Little retard.
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                                                                                                                        • 1 defending yourself is definitely the within the “Jedi way” 2 the Jedi got clapped
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                                                                                                                          • What kind of pussy jedis have you been looking up to
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                                                                                                                            • Self defense is very much the Jedi way though
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                                                                                                                              • Yeah because being a big fat pussy is cool
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                                                                                                                                • Thats not the Jedi way but ok retard
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                                                                                                                                  • Jedi fight back all the time wym
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                                                                                                                                    • Actually no, the Jedi way is to only fight when there are no alternatives, to do it in the name of defense, and when it is in the best interest of the people and democracy
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                                                                                                                                      • “The Jedi are romanticized, deified, but if you strip away the myths and look at their deeds. The legacy of the Jedi is; failure, hypocrisy, hubris. At the height of their powers they allowed Darth Sidious to rise, create the empire, and wipe them out.”
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                                                                                                                                        • Nah defending yourself and others is definitely in the Jedi way
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                                                                                                                                          • But jedi do fight soooooo he got his ass kicked in for nothing
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                                                                                                                                            • That just makes him a pussy, parents probably sued for thousands too
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                                                                                                                                              • What do you mean? Jedi practice self defense all the time. Kid's just a pussy
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                                                                                                                                                • This is stupid. It’s not like Jedi don’t fight back. They don’t initiate a fight, and they don’t kill or brutalize unnecessarily. But there’s like 8 whole movies full of Jedi fighting
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                                                                                                                                                  • Actually it is, the Jedi literally exterminate evil
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                                                                                                                                                    • Saying shit like that is PROBABLY why he gets bullied.
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jedi will protect themselves tho
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                                                                                                                                                        • Pussy 100%
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                                                                                                                                                          • *continues to get beat*
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                                                                                                                                                            • You have to teach your kids to stand up for themselves and fight.
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                                                                                                                                                              • Who tf told him Jedi don't fight back? Clearly he's never seen star wars 😂
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                                                                                                                                                                • Violence is always an answer. It's just the one people don't like.
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Not fighting back doesn’t make you a hero, it only makes you a victim. Standing your ground and fighting against someone who hurts others makes you a hero.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Except the Jedi would have fought back in self defense.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • I punched my bully in the face and to over blow it he walked around like I Shot him which was a bitch move so I took his spot in the social hierarchy and then did a year of football and life is good
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                                                                                                                                                                          • i beat this kid at the movies because he stood up halfway throught incredibles 2 movie to do a fortnite dance. justified?
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                                                                                                                                                                            • And you know what happened to the jedi?
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Nigga I’m pretty sure the jedi defended themselves in combat like intellectuals. That was the whole plot of an episode of Clone Wars too.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • But dont the Jedi say that it's ok to fight back if it's in self defense
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Wtf jedi fight back all the time
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Jedis can still defend themselves, you just got your ass whooped
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Probably why he gets bullied
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Self Defense is the Jedi way. Not standing up for yourself is the same as not standing up for someone else. You're a person too.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Too bad we live in this place called the real world, stand up for yourself. Even if you get knocked out you’ll earn respect when you fight back.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • kid was just a pussy
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • The Jedi way is to never attack, only defend yourself.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Sorry to say but Jedi’s whole thing is to fight back
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • I'm pretty sure Jedis can fight back
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • If someone hit me hard enough to cut my eye brow open, sorry, but your hand is now forfeit. Plus a Jedi would have been able to diffuse the situation by just using a mind trick. "You don't want to hit me." "I don't want to hit you." "You want to go home and hug your drunk father."
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jedi kill a lot of fucking people
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Um, I saw a whole lotta’ Jedi fighting back in the Star Wars movies.....
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • has this kid never seen obiwan get the high ground?
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