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Human sperm don't wiggle
New 3D images show men's sperm spin like
playful otters, reversing nearly 350 years of
scientific knowledge
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    • Seriously? Playful otters? That's what they went with?
      Finn 2 aug
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    • "Its semen then" *720 spin*
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    • The penis is rifled
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    • It's masterbation than *twirls into the pocket pussy 4000*
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    • "men's sperm"
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    • This discover was so drastic it sent us back 350 years?
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    • Sperm going fuckin' Beyblade in this bitch.
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    • So they... Cockscrew?
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    • What if we’ve been fucking wrong this whole time and you’re supposed to lay flat with your dick out and spin a woman like a bayblade on you
      Flubnub3 2 aug
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    • I am the spermate *violently fucking spins towards pussy egg*
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    • That’s exactly how I imagined them to move if they have a flagella.
      aYoXenon 1 aug
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    • Me omw to the egg: GIGA DRILL BREAAAAKKKKK!
      LargeMac 2 aug
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    • I’m gonna beyblade you’re eggs
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    • Is this peer reviewed or is it just a preliminary result? Not that it changes anything in my life...
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    • That's a lot of beyblades
      sewd1289 2 aug
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    • Now when I see otters, imma think of sperm. Thanks whoever wrote that fucking title.
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    • Is this implying women sperm? Why did they specify men 😂
      RyderDie 2 aug
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    • How old is this article? We’ve know flagella spin like this for decades lmao
      Tokishi 2 aug
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    • Sperm: *pulls out sniper* imma 360 or mom
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    • New meaning to “imma drill you”
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    • Scientists: there’s no way we can be wrong. Future scientists: that’s where your wrong kiddo.
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    • Like playful otters says the news source
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    • When she dumps you because when you finished you said “Go Spermy! Use rapid spin!”
      willgnyc 2 aug
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    • I kinda like that more
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    • But.... everyone knew and has known that they spun not wiggled because they have flagella they only look like they wiggle in cartoons and shit because its hard to show it
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    • CNN really sending out alerts about my nut
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    • Nobody sperm? Who’s is it then?
      noon2509 2 aug
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    • THE ROBOTS FROM THE MATRIX
      Zazery25 5 aug
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    • Ashley____RP wanna swallow the senate?
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    • Yeah but what about women's sperm
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    • I wonder if the autistic kids had different spins than the rest of us. Mustve shaken up a few chromosomes real bad
      DetWey 2 aug
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    • Aren’t the inside of penis’s rifled?
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    • That ain’t new, that’s just how a flagella works, it rotates
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    • So that's why I like to do the spinny thing when I'm swimming in the pool
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    • Who tf compares "playful otters" to sperm
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    • I’m not gonna google it because I don’t care but I feel like it’s fake considering the misconjugated verb
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    • Scientists: aye who’s on cum duty today?
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    • Fucking missed the inside of the toilet today and hit a wall 5 feet away
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    • "Let it RIP!!!"
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    • Naw bro they swim like dolphins
      KyKy 2 aug
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    • cum scientists
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    • Imagine quoting nobody
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    • I must be an introvert bc my sperm tries to swim upstream.
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    • This has been known for years...
      Tainicon 2 aug
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    • Women be wanting vibrators but won’t let you use the cum vibrator on em
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    • Speen
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    • Ofc they would, that’s how single cell organisms move.
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    • tombestig wrote that headline
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    • This has been common knowledge to scientists for ages
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    • So...my dick is full of otters in November
      Tnoon 2 aug
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    • Who is nobody and why does everyone keep quoting him
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    • As long as she swallows I don't care
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    • Darth cum
      Bigbob24 5 aug
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    • Always take journalists with multiple grains of salt. Especially CNN or FOX. They're all liars
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    • That's... That's just how flagellum work. You'd know this if you'd payed attention in 9th grade biology! This is basic, high school level information! When was this written, 1903?! We've known this for years! Decades even!
      Tahu750 5 aug
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    • That doesnt reverse any knowledge they just corkscrew around
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    • I witnessed this under a microscope first hand years ago, assumed that was how everyone knew it be...
      G01d3n 5 aug
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    • This explains why I can't spin for long before getting dizzy n puking , I decided from sperm that I would never spin again ... That must be the only explanation
      Sir_Rey 5 aug
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    • CNN
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    • Tf? Weve known flagella are corkscrews since we knew what they fuckin were?
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    • Playful otters
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    • Doesn't*
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    • GFriend 5 aug
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    • Its cnn. I'm skeptical.
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    • Can they make the same noise as palpatine too
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    • 360 no scope bitch
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    • That's why that shit never comes straight out
      fukboi33 5 aug
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    • I rifled my cock at the age of 4
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    • So these shits are literally nerf footballs
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    • Pretty sure the flagella have always used a spin/corkscrew motion. Not sure this is news.....
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    • Does that mean my dick has a rifled barrel ?
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    • Seen it
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    • All that DNA trying to spin out of control.
      12string 5 aug
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    • Did that one piece of information really set them back 350 fucking years
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    • The one time you don't wear a condom "it's treason then"
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    • Nah dude, my mouth is pretty sensitive. I’d think i’d know if my jizz moved, retard.
      Fahux 5 aug
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    • I’ve seen bull sperm under the microscope but not human
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    • Sooo like drill bits then. Since they’re fast af and gotta still thru that ovum
      peachtay 5 aug
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    • Full on knowing we have all spun like him at one point and came out later screaming like him too...
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    • So in other words. It really is spin to win, right?
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    • Umm we learned that when we learned bacteria with tails do the same its been known or else it wouldn’t be able to swim around
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    • 360 noscopes your mother's eggs
      yokimmer 5 aug
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    • I’ve been tempted to download tik tok. Convince me not too
      chrisk48 5 aug
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    • But if sperm is wavy like in the pictures (~o) then it spinning like an otter would give the effect of it waving
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    • Semen time
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    • CNN it must be false
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    • sperm is polar
      Gliiitch 5 aug
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    • You spin me right around baby, right round like my jizz baby.
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    • UNLIMITED CUMMIES!!!
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    • I’ll try spinning, that’s a cool trick
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    • I am the testicle
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    • “Playful otters” There is hardly a worse way to describe it
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    • See how scientists declare something to be absolutely true only to be proven wrong.
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    • The scientists:
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    • They really are bullets
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    • That one sperm confused
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    • They really didn't have any other way to describe that did they
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