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    • And so the Courier who cheated death outside Goodsprings cheated death once again, and the Mojave wasteland was forever changed.
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    • me when im trying to get to the fort
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    • The hoover dam is hardend concrete and not possible to swim across, Lake mead however, that is water and in fact swimable
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    • Wehim 25 jul
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    • drunk people are less likely to be injured doing things than sober people, its crazy but its literal science
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    • He got lucky, 9/10 turbines were turned off and the dams suction wasn’t as big. It was a thirty minute long swim and if he rested he would’ve died. 275.. well now 276 people have tried and he’s the only one to survive. Absolute chad.
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    • Other drunk guy who convinced the first drunk guy to swim across the Hoover Dam:
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    • “You don’t want to know”?!?! Who the fuck wouldn’t want to know that?
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    • Looked it up because I wanted to know how he cheated death. Supposedly 9/10 tributaries were closed at the time. He said he felt the current pulling him towards the dam and had to swim really hard. He’s the first of around 275 to come back out alive.
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    • For those wondering why people die, it's because the dam's intake towers keep giving you the good succ even after you nut.
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    • Playing Fallout New Vegas right now...good stuff
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    • The NCR is in trouble now
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    • Bet he’s from Florida
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    • More of a feat than an embarrassment
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    • usually the turbines suck people in and they die. the guy made it because they were all off except 1
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    • Florida man:
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    • When you're 9 beers in and legate lanius tells you your waifu is shit.
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    • Hey OP you left out some of the best part! He was a Welshman having a stag do (bachelor party) in Vegas. They had been going at it for some 37 hours when they arrived at the dam and the guy just says “F*** it! I’m going for a swim.” Takes him an hour to cross and police fine him $330 for it.
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    • Meanwhile my dumbass almost drowned in 3 feet of water when I was drunk at a water park
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    • Solution to getting into area 51, be drunk
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    • This one's going to feature. The only way to have survived this to be drunk. Florida man has taught us this
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    • More like what is in the Hoover dam? Why is he the only person to ever make it out alive? Is this real?
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    • Sign him up for the Area 51 raid and get him drunk and we’ll be unstoppable.
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    • This is radio new vegas and this just in, courier found shot in the head has now swam across the hoover dam. Now thats a service you can count on. This is mr. new vegas wishing you lady like luck, tonight.
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    • We've got a dam problem
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    • This is Beside the point I guess but I hate when you get drunk and the next day people are like "you dont wanna know what happened last night" because there is no possible situation where I dont wanna know what I did. Even if it was absolutely awful, I still wanna know so I can deal w it
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    • creeper6 25 jul
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    • The hoover dam is so addicting at night. Its so quiet and peaceful, kimd of like those quiet rooms.
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    • TravieC 25 jul
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    • How do you swim across concrete?
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    • Percy Jackson fans: *heavy breathing*
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    • Wait... as in he swam the width of the reservoir behind the dam, or he swam OVER the wall of the dam and slid down?
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    • Dude drunk swimming is hard. People drown doing that shit that’s crazy impressive.
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    • We need this noon for the Area 51 raid
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    • NCR and Caesar's Legion: *heavy breathing*
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    • Fuck that shit dams scare the hell out of me I would hate it when my dad would drive by close to the dam at the lake when I was a kid
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    • Hrrrrrr, general. I'm tryna win the 2nd battle of Hoover dam but my intake pipes are dummy thicc and keep pouring in legionnaires
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    • Am I the only one who dosent think its that hard...its what like a few hundred feet? Really confused what theyre refeering to when they say "across"
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    • Hey, there's the high roller .
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    • Florida Man: Finally! A worthy opponent!
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    • Florida man’s rival
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    • Why is it so dangerous? Is the water being sucked under the damn?
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    • Why tf would the drunk guy still be drunk shouldn't it say hangover guy
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    • I read the end in hank hills voice
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    • Make it out alive? So he's not the first to try it just the first to survive it?
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    • Recruit him for Area 51
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    • It’s cement how did he swim it?
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    • Wot in tarnation?
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    • This kinda reminds me of a problem me and some friends had to solve in algebra 2 about the Hoover and dam. Every group had to come up with a title to go with whatever their subject was. We named ours The Dam Problem, the teacher laughed so hard when it was our turn to present 😂
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    • He avoided the big suck.
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    • Its not called liquid courage for nothing.
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    • The swimming doesn’t look hard but climbing out does
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    • Shit, yall suck at swimming in concrete that bad?
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    • I don't know what you're talkin about. I did it easily only at level 8.
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    • Why the fuck wouldn’t he want to know that
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    • Well yeah, the dude got super lucky on a time of day where 9 of the 10 turbines were turned off, otherwised he'd be sucked under, pinned against the grate and drowned immediately
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    • Why has everyone else who tried died?
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    • The best part is it's the same dam from the game
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    • What the fuck are you doing? My brother died at the Battle of Hoover Dam! You’re desecrating a war memorial!
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    • He literally skipped all the way to the final fight against the legate.
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    • Why is ten always afraid? It was in the middle of 9/11
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    • Man did the impossible drunk. Give him a bottle of vodquilla and a gun and send him to ISIS headquarters. Let's see them stop this beast
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    • barstool sports should be the only news network
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    • I don’t know much about dams, is there some kind of drainage system that sucks people in and they drown or something and that’s why nobody’s ever done it?
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    • They forgot to mention that the dude was arrested and served a fine because it’s illegal because so many people have died trying to do this
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    • Anyone know how to get rid of subscribers? The stupid Alice spam accounts don't belong... anywhere.
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    • Me trying to avoid NCR at all costs
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    • How can someone swim across a dam is my question
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    • "jertaro" IS THAT A MOTHERHECKING JOJO REFERENCE?
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    • Truth is.... game was rigged from the start
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    • What the hell. I swam across the ohio river back and forth like 4 times and nearly drowned because my legs gave out like half way. And this drunk dude beats me.
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    • Drunk strength is a thing 🤷🏻‍♂️
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    • The reason this is amazing is 1) avoiding currents leading to the gates of certain death, 2) the water can be quite cold just above the dam, 3) the often massive drop to the water, 4) surrounding cliffs make getting out of the water difficult
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    • how did he get past the lakelurks?
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