• brought a girl back to mine last night
got into the house and of course my
dog was going nuts welcoming her
and being happy cause its a new
person
the wee girl said she didnt
like my dog and to put "it" upstairs rang a taxi and on she went and that
was the end of that
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    • Fuck that bitch lol
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    • You don't need that kind of negativity in your life
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    • "Hey I'm allergic to dogs, can you put it somewhere so I don't have an allergic reacti-" "filthy whore get out"
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    • I love dogs, but I’m slightly allergic so I don’t want the sweet boy to jump on me :(
      Achor 15 jan
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    • Not everyone likes dogs.. I got attacked by wild dogs in Mexico when I was 5-6 and have had fear of them since. Go ahead, attack me.
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    • Well I love dogs but hate it when people don't train them not to jump like that. I can handle a excited greeting but not when their claws are digging into my arm repeatedly.
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    • Hey man don’t find a place in her world, make sure she has to look for a place in yours
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    • Rule# 1 is never bring them back to your place. You don't want them to know where you live for when they turn crazy.
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    • Unpopular opinion: we should stop isolating and antagonizing people who are afraid of dogs. You don’t know what somebody’s been through and reactions like fear aren’t voluntary and don’t justify isolating and/or antagonizing that person.
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    • Everyone saying that some people are afraid of dogs, hear me out. If it's your house and someone you just met refers to your pet in a manner such as "it" or another rude manner you'd very much want to kick them out, that goes for all pets not just dogs
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    • Not everyone is a pet person though, not everyone likes pets to be jumping all over them, why can't people just understand and respect that.
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    • Real shit, don’t let some bitch come into your place and do things like that. Fuck her in the car.
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    • she dodged a bullet with that guy.
      Juzi 15 jan
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    • Fuck bitches get money. Unless the bitch doesn’t like tour dog. Then play with your dog and get money
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    • If I invited someone into my home and they didn’t like my dog or something I would put my dog in another room for the few hours they’ll be there because I’m not an irrational adult with the maturity of a 5 year old. Grow up you losers
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    • Yeah, if you come to my house and tell me to clear out residents you dont like I'll clear you out
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    • She said it because she didnt know IT'S gender. People are winny bitches when it comes to their fur babies.
      DumbPunk 15 jan
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    • Imagine being attacked by a dog at a young age which left you with a huge fear of dogs and then 20 years later you meet a nice guy and go over to his house but once you get there there’s a huge dog in his living room so you ask him to take it upstairs and he just kicks you out
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    • Oh no that woman dosent like a dog all in her space what a horrible human being
      Dbomb12 15 jan
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    • You did the right thing
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    • Only bitch in that house was her
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    • She a hoe ass bitch tho cuh. On the homie Christ.
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    • Pets are fine, people who glorify them drive me fucking nuts
      Doat 16 jan
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    • What a legend
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    • Why does everyone like dogs all of a sudden
      KumStain 15 jan
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    • I mean if you didnt tell her you had a dog she could have been allergic. You shouldnt just bring someone into your house without letting them know you have a pet. And some people dont like let's and as a host it's kinda rude as fuck to invite someone wanting something from them then getting mad.
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    • I still have yet to understand why people become militant over dogs
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    • More likely that guy is a closeted furry who made up a bs story about a girl just so it seems ok for him to jack off while looking at his dog
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    • Highly doubt it that a redditor like this can bring a girl home and highly doubt it she would say “i dont like your dog” based on a 3 second pleasant interaction
      Erik 15 jan
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    • I have a Doberman which is a scary looking breed so I’d understand that reaction but he’s really sweet to women so she’d fall him but if she can’t at least tolerate him she can gtfo and yes generally aggressive Towards men (me and other family members as the exceptions)until I calm him down he gets
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    • Why’d he put “it” in quotes lmao
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    • No ..that's not what happened...u put "it" upstairs right away in hope for a crumb of pussy.
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    • Dude shoulda just checked out the NOODS on my profile instead
      cdub64 15 jan
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    • Fuck dat hoe.
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    • Only compaanions you need are dogs and bourbon
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    • Breaks my heart when kids don’t like dogs because there parents never introduced them properly. They then grow up and teach there kids not to like dogs and it’s a sad cycle. In that same respect if your dogs aren’t good with kids, you have nothing to prove. Just move on lol doesn’t mean your dog is
      ManBear21 15 jan
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    • Hahaha I’m so quirky I love dogs more than humans x333
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    • Throw that awful woman away I wouldn’t have ever rang her a taxi 🚫😡
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    • Just thought I'd let y'all see my dog
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    • And that was the last time he ever got any girl
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    • I remember when I brought this chick to my place last year and she said she didnt like my dog and it was gross. It's a pure breed husky and the friendliest thing ever. How dare she insult my good boy.
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    • That’s fuckin stupid.
      Zachilles 15 jan
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    • Dodged a bullet my friend.
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    • Train your fucking dog not to bombard me when I walk in your house. What kind of piece of shiy with have the dog settle down with a new person?
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    • Should’ve fucked her first
      penguinz0 15 jan
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    • I hate dogs that lick you and jump on you. And owners that let dog hair get everywhere. Dogs suck dude.
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    • My sister is afraid of dogs she is getting used to my uncles dog but she doesn't really care for puppy kisses.
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    • Bitch ain't gonna talk down on my dog like that
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      Lmao virgin loser
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    • Wild Dogs? Are you serious right now? Totally irrelevant. That’s like saying I went into the forest and was attacked by wild wolves... Yeah, no fucking shit Sherlock
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    • Best course of action to be honest.
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    • I can tell this is from the UK.
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    • No wonder this app everyone single and get sad when relationship memes pop up 😂 you really can’t put your mutt upstairs for a couple hours? I’d be glad to have left and tell all my friends what a furry this guy is.
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    • And that’s how u stayed a Virgin
      tac0s 17 jan
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    • You could’ve just put your dog up for a little while and got laid and THEN sent the bitch on her way dumbass. I’m sure mans best friend would understand.
      Midare 16 jan
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    • What a fucking coward.
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    • Good. Sounds like the type to be jealous about your dog then try to get you to get rid of it once yall start dating.
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    • You can’t handle my sweet lab then I can’t handle you gtfo
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    • Why is this featured? I didn’t even nose exhale
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    • lemon13 15 jan
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    • She’s a bitch
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    • Guys I got asked out for coffee wish me luck.
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    • if you are somewhere for a one night you dont get a say in the others lifestyle
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    • I love dogs a lot in fact I had a husky who was super energetic growing up. But if you're dog starts jumping on me and clawing at my clothes and pushing his nose agaisnt my crotch like bruh you better get your dog under control. No matter whos dog it is I hate when they are way too aggressively curi
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    • A woman who doesn’t like dogs is not the woman for man
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    • When he said: "to mine" I was like, this guy brought a girl to his girl. This won't end well.
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    • If you dont like my dogs I dont care to be with you.
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    • High key not liking dogs is pussy repellent for me. It’s too hard to find people that realize pets are a waste of money
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    • Maybe train your dog? Idk. Weird thought.
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    • You are a god among men sir
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    • How to filter properly
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    • I used to hit my ex’s dog when she was in the bathroom because it was an untrained bitch. It behaved when I was around
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    • Dogs are gay
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    • Dodged a bullet
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    • I’d do the same
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    • You don’t like the dog? You’re not worth the nut. Bu-bye
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    • It’s all about how she’s says it. Saying “Hey I have a fear of dogs for reason I don’t feel like disclosing. Can you move it upstairs for now please” is much better than “Ew uh I don’t like dogs move it upstairs so it calms down.”
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    • I hate dogs with a burning passion. Fite me
      Atumios 18 jan
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    • Don’t have a shitty dog
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    • People who don’t like dogs are insane
      Cori 18 jan
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    • Yea your dog cock blocked
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    • All I hear is belly aching from whiny retards. She's entitled not to like dogs as much as he's entitled to not want her there anymore. Y'all literally piss your pants over a fucking animal.
      Duffster 18 jan
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    • I had a large dog snarling at me when I was out walking at night and I still wanted to pet it
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    • Maybe she doesn’t like getting jumped on and scratched to shit from your dogs claws
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    • I've always been a bit nervous around bigger dogs, because when I was younger my shoulder was gashed by a very jumpy golden lab, but I still love them to bits.
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    • I would do the same.
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    • That is how this works
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    • Why you actin like she commited a crime calling it an it, if you cant see a dogs junk its kinda hard to tell if its male or female
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    • It's fine to not like pets, but if you come into my house and expect me to put up with you being rude to them expect to see the door.
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    • Good lad
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    • Teeth crooked n stuff
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