BRO YOU DON'T HAVE A DARK HUMOR
YOU LITERALLY JUST SHOWED MME A VIDEO OF A DUDE GETTING DECAPITATED AND YOU LAUGHED
BRO YOU DON'T HAVE A DARK HUMOR YOU LITERALLY JUST SHOWED MME A VIDEO OF A DUDE GETTING DECAPITATED AND YOU LAUGHED
When your roomate asks you why you still have a beard after borrowing his trimmer
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
19 nov 2020
When your roomate asks you why you still have a beard after borrowing his trimmer
[Speed Dating]
I'm into bad boys.
We are done here.
Originally Originally
10 jun
[Speed Dating] I'm into bad boys. We are done here.
*Training the new employee at work*
"So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do"
@Gavinandstaceyreactions
Testacular Testacular
17 mar
*Training the new employee at work* "So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do" @Gavinandstaceyreactions
this still kills me
James Charles
@amescharles
@DUALIPA twinning!!! <3
@DUALIPA
when an ugly stranger calls you twin
No Bitch
this still kills me James Charles @amescharles @DUALIPA twinning!!! <3 @DUALIPA when an ugly stranger calls you twin No Bitch
Captain America always looks like a bird just flew away with his hot dog
Captain America always looks like a bird just flew away with his hot dog
en Its your turn to oraer your meal and u haven't rehearsed it in your head yet
en Its your turn to oraer your meal and u haven't rehearsed it in your head yet
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of
Sciencefather
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 jan 2021
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of Sciencefather
Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe - Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe
Cocaine_Jeezus Cocaine_Jeezus
24 sep 2020
Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe - Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe
this guy in my class said his brather lost his wallet iin Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
Bacardi Bacardi
15 dec 2020
this guy in my class said his brather lost his wallet iin Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out*
Jebadiah:
Mar
shadey12 shadey12
30 nov 2020
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out* Jebadiah: Mar
I'm tired, boss.
Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other.
John Coffey
"The Green Mile"
ChrisX99 ChrisX99
7 jan 2021
I'm tired, boss. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. John Coffey "The Green Mile"
Suspect dies after jumping from balcony at murder scene
@o FMT
6 days ago
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MemesDownUnder MemesDownUnder
19 may
Suspect dies after jumping from balcony at murder scene @o FMT 6 days ago at
*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack*
The cashier who had to clean it up:
PM - Twitter for iPhone
goten18 goten18
31 dec 2020
*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack* The cashier who had to clean it up: PM - Twitter for iPhone
Canine paralysis
The condition in which person is unable to move due to the presence
Of; dog in hisor her lap
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cheryDragon cheryDragon
24 sep 2020
Canine paralysis The condition in which person is unable to move due to the presence Of; dog in hisor her lap sh Do
squidward in every
spongebob episode when walking out of the krusty krab:
Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
IC3TacoBell IC3TacoBell
24 sep 2020
squidward in every spongebob episode when walking out of the krusty krab: Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
When you ask your crush for a pussy pic and she sends a pitcture of her cat
"er, > Oe
A\
ACCEPTABLE
eyes eyes
21 sep 2020
When you ask your crush for a pussy pic and she sends a pitcture of her cat "er, > Oe A\ ACCEPTABLE
2002 you're at a family reunion hiding out in nanna's basement playing donkey Kong on your and the "cool aunt" sneaks you your first drink
MemedealerSasuke MemedealerSasuke
16 oct 2020
2002 you're at a family reunion hiding out in nanna's basement playing donkey Kong on your and the "cool aunt" sneaks you your first drink