Bro there's nothing to worry about, I took the covid-19 vaccine and I feel fine
evilchavis
13 dec 2020
Bro there's nothing to worry about, I took the covid-19 vaccine and I feel fine
nee _
cullen_r93
They call me ranch cause I be dressing
CookiesAnMilf CookiesAnMilf
25 sep 2020
nee _ cullen_r93 They call me ranch cause I be dressing
When you ate 20 hot wings before bed and realize you've made a Grievous mistake
Ironclad888 Ironclad888
22 jun
When you ate 20 hot wings before bed and realize you've made a Grievous mistake
DIP MY PIZZA IN KETCHUR
staples1724 staples1724
28 jan
DIP MY PIZZA IN KETCHUR
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Me: I'm a Calot person.
Friend: A what?
Me:
Warlord_Of_Mars Warlord_Of_Mars
23 sep 2020
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: I'm a Calot person. Friend: A what? Me:
Day 1 of cat adoption
can stay here?
Th-thank you.
lil just hideaway and not be a bother.
One month later
How dare you enter my realm, peasant! am the lord of the living room!
Shower me with adoration or feel my wrath!
Lunaris_333 Lunaris_333
21 sep 2020
Day 1 of cat adoption can stay here? Th-thank you. lil just hideaway and not be a bother. One month later How dare you enter my realm, peasant! am the lord of the living room! Shower me with adoration or feel my wrath!
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
JoSjoca JoSjoca
10 apr
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
Thats him, thats the kid that picks
on me
redldue redldue
23 sep 2020
Thats him, thats the kid that picks on me
12 year old
Tyler's so hot!
Tyler:
GovernorGirth GovernorGirth
27 jan
12 year old Tyler's so hot! Tyler:
jamzenn
@jamzenn
Mentally I'm cowboy-cat looking over my crops
TrioShitposters TrioShitposters
22 sep 2020
jamzenn @jamzenn Mentally I'm cowboy-cat looking over my crops
When re getting a package and
When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
Tabby Tabby
20 sep 2020
When re getting a package and When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
"Lunch tastes so good today"
"What do you mean? I can't taste anything"
"Lunch tastes so good today" "What do you mean? I can't taste anything"
Who else is excited
toe,
For a She-Hulk Film?
lil_musty_giffleexe lil_musty_giffleexe
13 oct 2020
Who else is excited toe, For a She-Hulk Film?
me: why does my back hurt
my posture everyday from 9-5:
me: why does my back hurt my posture everyday from 9-5:
I HATE BEING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THINGS...
BUT DAMN THAT GUT FEELING IS ALWAYS RIGHT
DickHoits DickHoits
16 oct 2020
I HATE BEING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THINGS... BUT DAMN THAT GUT FEELING IS ALWAYS RIGHT
for those of you who've heard me mention him, here's my pirate cat, levi - for those of you who’ve heard me mention him, here’s my pirate cat, levi 💕💞💕💞
AjayChe AjayChe
25 sep 2020
for those of you who've heard me mention him, here's my pirate cat, levi - for those of you who’ve heard me mention him, here’s my pirate cat, levi 💕💞💕💞
Scientist: Explaining importance of good sleep
Me at 3 am watching him explain:
Quirk Quirk
22 apr
Scientist: Explaining importance of good sleep Me at 3 am watching him explain:
Goats are like mushrooms
If you sI ot a duck,
I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
Goats are like mushrooms If you sI ot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
POLICE THREATENED IRAQI PROTESTERS WITH DOGS - THEY THREATENED BACK WITH A LION
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Demeanor Demeanor
30 sep 2020
POLICE THREATENED IRAQI PROTESTERS WITH DOGS - THEY THREATENED BACK WITH A LION Up