• Bro offered this bitch some noodles after sex and she had the nerve to say
"SO EVERYTHING'S 2 MINUTES HERE?"
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    • Maybe indulge in some foreplay first if you can only last 2 minutes
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    • No, the uber is showing up in a minute and a half
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    • Pro tip for people that don’t last long: nut before sex
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    • Tfw no bf to make me noodles
      Pastell 11 aug
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    • When you’re addicted to porn so you last 2 hours
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    • I mean it’s fine to nut early, but at least have the common decency to finish her off as well (fingering, eating her out, both) by then you’ll have a hard on and go a second round
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    • X_noon_X 11 aug
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    • government mandated ihorny feature
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    • I would’ve had the shrimp cup noodles but I’m already tired from the smell of seafood.
      willgnyc 11 aug
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    • I take coming early as a compliment personally
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    • If you’re really special itll be 4 min
      hardwired 11 aug
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    • If you cum quick and they blast you for it that's on you dawg get some fucking game
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    • Wait, so you’re saying fuck, den noodles. Honestly sounds good to me. I would love to be offered noodles after sex lmao
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    • ToxicRice 12 aug
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    • We are in a world where nobody is pleased with anything for more than 5 minutes
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    • Phexal 11 aug
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    • Don’t last 2 minutes
      YourGuyCy 11 aug
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    • Guys it's not embarrassing if you cum in 2 minutes. Its embarrassing if you get to exhausted and go on for more than 2 minutes
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    • Microwave on max power and it only takes one!!
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    • daddieo 11 aug
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    • What kind of noodles cook for only 2 minutes
      ummno 14 aug
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    • Noodles take 4 minutes everyone knows that. It aint instant rice
      istech2 12 aug
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    • iFunny on suicide watch, do they cry about a woman making a joke or do they cry about premarital sex
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    • MacauliflowerCulkin
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 11 aug
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    • I want borger
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    • Ooof, ded
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    • Uhhhh 3 minutes, thanks Karen?
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    • Probably should’ve followed up with “Yea and cheap. Just. Like. U”
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    • I can cook minute noodles in 59 seconds
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    • Yeah, I was with my ex once, didnt last long, she edged me for like 5 minutes, after that she slipped my dick in and I came in like, not even 2 seconds
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    • Wait y’all actually have sex I thought we were just joking?
      Kirbs507 11 aug
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    • Actually, ramen takes 3 minutes
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    • Foreplay, toys, if you can't last get kinky
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    • 2mins til u gtfo out my place 2
      ik_ik 11 aug
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    • Isn't 2 minutes a compliment? Just flick the bean like your life depends on it
      baker570 11 aug
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    • Look I’m a virgin so explain something, if a guy does nut really quick, shouldn’t he still make sure she gets pleasured? If not from just f*ing then from some other way? Seems like common courtesy to me but again, virgin so idk
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    • actually it takes 3 minutes to make ramen
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    • It's hence advisable to make the lady cum first, then her, and lastly you the male
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    • I honestly don't know what women expect from a normal guy, we're fuck and go animals, if we could reproduce as often as our bodies allow we'd run out of space in the world in no time
      Alucar 14 aug
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    • Did this happen? Tell me what you think in the comment section down below!
      pinkslap 14 aug
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    • Ungrateful bitch.
      Torgue 14 aug
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    • Dick doesn't feel good to women. They can only finish from fingering and oral
      dandjman 13 aug
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    • Pull it out and pinch the head or slap it around
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    • Same joke different meme
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    • I cant cum from sex. Ideas?
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    • Well to make microwaved noodles, its 4 minutes, stove top, idk, like 2 or 3?
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    • ... actually the noodles take 3 minutes...
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    • If you cook noodles for two minutes then bitches still hard
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    • I’m sorry, do guys on average actually last less than 5 mins or something? I get why it’s a joke but i don’t see how it’s funny unless the avg guy really does pump 20 times and is finished
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    • You know it’s fake only because women can’t come up with anything witty
      Datsun00 12 aug
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    • Trump looks like he got tea bagged by a birthday clown.
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    • maybe if you guys got off the sissy hypnosis and the porn addiction you could have a more fulfilling sex life with a partner.
      cirice 12 aug
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    • I’m not going to lie, I’d laugh my ass off it a chick said that
      shill4112 12 aug
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    • simply get better friend
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    • It's about to be seconds if you don't cut that shit out
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    • I legit couldn’t go for less than 20 minutes and my gf would always tell me I’m taking too long.
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    • Perfect time to microwave noodles is 3 minutes that bitch don't know shit
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    • That’s when you hit her with the spicy noodle challenge noodles that take 5 minutes
      a7294 12 aug
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    • Only had 1 female that made me nut in less than 20 minutes and that was my ex. Sometimes I miss her but then remember that bitch is crazy😂
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    • Pro tip boys: either cum before sex, use a thicker condom(this one has saved me before) or just eat her out before if you really that quick. She will be satisfied and you will make her feel good when you fuck her for 2 mins. Plus she already came so she don't want you to be going too much longer.
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    • These ain't 2 minute noodles, these 2 hour noodles
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    • _Bert 12 aug
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    • This guy can’t decide how he wants his noses
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    • That's... actually pretty funny
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    • It’s a competition, if I nut first I win, learn to nut before me..
      Non_Toxic 12 aug
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    • It’s a race not a marathon
      gbaby5 12 aug
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    • I don't see an issue with short sex. If you a one pump chump just pump it a hundred times you'll eventually acclimate and get used to lasting longer. Or just balance between thinking of dead kittens and the naked body of your partner and you're good.
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    • 2 minutes a round adds up after a while
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    • 2 minutes?? I’m lucky if I got a solid 30 seconds
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    • The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch
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    • I cant understand the not lasting long part. Last week when i did it we cuddled for hours after a nice blowjob cause she was tired and dear jesus was i rock hard the whole time. Took 2 more hours for me to finally come. My stamina is out of this world.
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    • Why do guys still calls girls bitch constantly
      serana 11 aug
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    • This guy I like literally just can’t come he masturbates so much we’ll be doing it for hours and he just won’t cum. Now I know it’s not a me issue because I made my ex cum in five min every time
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    • Women ain’t shit
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    • The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch.
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    • Shed be out the door in 1 if she said that
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    • Girls love it when their man nuts fast. Just means there will be a round 2 in a few minutes.
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    • 2*20=40minutes.
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    • Try foreplay it isnt always about getting the nut
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    • Wait you pathetic losers actually only last 2 minutes? I thought that was a joke.
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    • When I broke up with my ex she was eating ramen noodle all sad and shit so I went over to comfort her only to take the ramen from her slowly away and eat it myself.
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    • I actually like when my bf finishes early. It makes me feel more attractive and proud
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    • Big tip for the boiz, spend most of the time In a position where your tool is bent down, this will make circulation slightly harder and make you last longer in the meantime.
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    • I got no boyfriend to give me Noods after 2 minutes of bliss 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
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    • I only last long with foreplay idk maybe it desensitizes my mind for being like omg boobs to those are some swell milkers.
      noleta 11 aug
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    • Yeah man I believe you. I believe this happened bro. Fuck off
      nooblea 11 aug
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    • My wife divorced me last month. So I decided I’d go on some dates. They ended up leading to sex. Well it was nice. But I legit could t cum. I was missing my ex so much I couldn’t be all in. Like I was hard but I didn’t want to give them the satisfaction and I felt guilty.
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    • Hey its 5 min, take it or leave it
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    • Pro tip for people that don’t last long but want to satisfy the girl: you just need more forplay
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    • Lengthen your time by going down and eating her out homie
      yifgif 11 aug
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    • I’m all good my girl cums in four minutes
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    • Idk how you guys only gonna last 2 minutes. It’s usually 10-30mins 50 - 60 if you count foreplay.
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    • Its fucking 3, get it right bitch
      SirMW123 11 aug
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    • Time to tell that bitch to pay for her own ride home because I'm not doing it
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