• Britt I Resume Writer Career Enha... Y @bossy_britt
My son kept saying he wanted
"brownies" so I baked brownies and
was still crying saying "no I want the
white brownies"
I had to call my husband and ask
what he meant.
Whole time he meant "hashbrowns"
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    • I dont blame him. Hash browns are the shit
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    • I thought he meant blondies which are also pretty bomb
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    • If your hash browns are white you're doing it wrong
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    • My son kept saying he wanted macaroni. I made Mac and cheese, ghoulash, hamburger helper, anything I could think of with macaroni noodles in it. Finally we got pepperoni pizza one night and he was so excited. He meant pepperoni the whole time.
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    • No joke, one time when I was really young, I kept asking my parents for Cheerios. They got them and I was like, “No, the ORANGE Cheerios”. So they got Froot Loops and Apple Jacks the next time they went to the store. And again I was like, “NO. The ORANGE. CHEERIOS”. And they were confused af so we
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    • White brownie > Black brownie
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    • When I was like 2, I was asking my parents for ham crackers and they tried everything ham w crackers, ham, and plain crackers. I meant graham crackers, but bc my babysitter was Jamaican, she would say GraHam crackers, so no one knew what I meant lmao
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    • Brownies sounds like blondies which sounds like bomb which sounds like KABOOM!!
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    • I forget the technical terminology, but this is a stage of child development where they're still learning categorization. You show them a cat, and they learn that "cat" is a small furry quadruped animal. So they see a dog for the first time, which is also a small furry quadruped and prior...
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    • My nephew calls chocolate milk chocolate bunny cause we use nesquik
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    • I babysat a kid once (When I was probably too young to be babysitting in the first place) and he wanted tea. My parents make unsweetened and he said his parents allowed him to put salt in it. So I put salt in it and BOY WAS HE MAD
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    • Had some guy at Chick-fil-A ask for “Brown Rounds” instead of hash browns. Cracked me up haha
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    • My dad was babysitting my brother one time (before he and my mom were married) and my brother wouldn't stop crying and wouldn't go to bed without his "yebird" so my dad looked all around for a yellow bird and finally called my mom asking wtf it was. Leopard. It was a leopard.
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    • Hash browns are one of god’s greatest gifts to us
      2OOO 1 aug
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    • Aww poor mother :( imagine baking a bunch of brownies for your son and they still end up crying 😢
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    • I read hashbrownies and was wondering if ur son was old enough to get stoned.
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    • He’d eat those fucking brownies I made and he’d fucking like it
      gay_dood 1 aug
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    • When I was young I wanted whole wheat cereal for some reason and I forgot the name of it so I just said "I want weed cereal" And my dad just stared at me and started smiling
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    • Fuck that. You mad him brownies because he was crying; he should be grateful
      bsw92 1 aug
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    • I thought he meant powdered sugar brownies. That shit hits the spot
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    • Okay but what do y'all put on your hashbrowns
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    • As kids, my brother and I typically referred to sauces by their colour, even though we knew the names. My aunt apparently couldn't make that connection, though, so she spent two minutes looking exasperatedly in the fridge for "white sauce" saying she couldn't find it, while my brother was getting-
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    • Retard
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    • Dumbass kids
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    • Racist
      octoli 1 aug
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    • kids are adorable
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    • McDonald’s hashbrowns vs IHOP, vs Dunkin’ Donuts? Or do you prefer a different place?
      jibjab 1 aug
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    • Reason #402 why i don't want kids
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    • If they’re white then you didn’t fucking cook them lmao
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    • Little shit doesn’t take brownies he’s human
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    • I'm never not calling them white brownies
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    • Your kid is fucking stupid
      TML6 1 aug
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    • Dont give ur kid shit just bc hes crying
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    • So the dad takes care of him
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    • Cook him weed brownies
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    • Why the fuck are your hash browns white?
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    • Give him the rainbow-colored clownies 🦄
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    • Ok, just hit him
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    • Your kids a dumbass lol
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    • Man was ungrateful for brownies
      jkfla 1 aug
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    • That kid is fucking stupid
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    • Kid sounds like a shit head
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    • Kids are fucking stupid
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    • Your baby dumb
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    • Your kid is dumb as fuck
      WANR1 1 aug
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    • When I was a kid my parents got me Junior Mint candies. At the time I was learning colors or some shit so I asked what color they were, and they said black and white. If you've had Junior mints you know the shell is black and the inside is white. My dumbass rolled one of the candies around for 10
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    • Hash browns with a touch of salt, pepper and a pinch of sugar or the extra syrup from your pancakes/waffles is the best
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    • What kid cries after getting brownies?
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    • wants hashbrowns. gets brownies. complains?
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    • Cram the brownies down his stupid throat that will fix him
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    • Jesus fuck I’d lose patience so fast I’d end up beating the kid
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    • White brownies are just genetically superior to black brownies
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    • My little girl asked me if she could have the lotion I said there is no lotion in here now go to bed. About 10 minutes later me and my wife heard a bang and we ran into my daughter's bedroom to see her covered in Vaseline it took us a whole hour just to get it out of her hair she was 3 at the time.
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    • I thought it was cocaine at first
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    • I’m making hash browns for dinner. Yum
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    • Hash brownies
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    • Racist fuck 😂😂😂😂😂
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    • I baked for the first time and I made vanilla brownies and they’re pretty good
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    • Your son is racist
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    • I kept wanting “mushrooms”. I really wanted marshmallows.
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    • 100% thought it was gonna be a race joke... I am dissapointed.
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    • I love kids
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    • Sounds like an ungrateful shit tbh
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    • What a stupid child. Stinky stupid ugly child! Get an education stupid child! Gosh I hate that kid! I would so wreck him!
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    • When I was reading it, when the kid said “white brownies” my 1st thought was “oh! Ok, so brownies made with white chocolate Instead” ...I love how my brain works 😂
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    • Omg that’s adorable
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    • Who asks for harshbrowns over brownies?
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    • Who tf would turn down freshly made brownies
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    • me and all my homies hate nigga hashbrowns
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    • I kept asking my grandparents for octogan cakes. They eventually found out that I ment zebra cakes
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    • And some people think kids are smart enough to not spread Covid and chose to change their gender
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    • How does a child cry over brownies
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    • If your hashbrowns are white theyre undercooked
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    • Like, how tf
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    • Black Brownie Lives Matter
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    • When my brother worked at home Depot. A Polish man asked him for a "flat clicker". It took my brother a long time to figure out the dude meant mouse pad
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    • I used to call croutons cartoons.
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    • Fucking dumbass
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    • A spanking will clean that bitch attitude of his.
      wes2ds 2 aug
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    • So why would your husband know that? Sounds like a divorce and the kid enjoys eating what daddy gives him. Whatever
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    • Who the fuck actually wants to eat hash browns? Am I the only one who experienced hashbrowns that were nothing more than tasteless crunchy mush?
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    • Ohhhh im reatarded i thought he wanted edibles
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    • I cry for hash browns too, it's okay kid
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    • In my day we ate whatever the fuck Mom made, none of this “what you want to eat honey” bullshit
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    • Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
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    • Or a Blondie
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    • Bitch they are white brownies. Respect that prince
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    • when I was younger, I used to really love spongebob. One time I was staying with my grandparents, and they took me to McDonald’s. I kept asking for a krabby patty, but they had no clue wtf that was lmao; They had to call my parents to figure out that it’s just a burger
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    • He gonna quit his winning or I’m gonna put weed in the brownies and knock the fucker out
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    • I was told that I would go crazy wanting Nana over and over. They took me to see my grandmother over and over but what I really wanted was a banana
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    • You still got somebrownies left?
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    • If I was the kid I woulda forgot about the white brownies the moment I smelled the black brownies
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