Brian Blickenstaff
My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it.
AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck
PsiloDragon PsiloDragon
28 sep 2020
Brian Blickenstaff My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it. AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this
short obstacle course for me
1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid:
Lay
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
5 dec 2020
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this short obstacle course for me 1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid: Lay
Hey! Just let her die.
She uses "your" instead of
"you're" every fucking time.
lumberjack128 lumberjack128
2 jun
Hey! Just let her die. She uses "your" instead of "you're" every fucking time.
Girls: guys never get our hints
Hints:
Two Zero Two Four
2024 0044
0024 2044
ItTyrone ItTyrone
30 dec 2020
Girls: guys never get our hints Hints: Two Zero Two Four 2024 0044 0024 2044
Shout-out to Mr.Krabs who made a gender reveal party without causing any wildfires
Shout-out to Mr.Krabs who made a gender reveal party without causing any wildfires
YOU'RE GONNA GO BOATING
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE PROPER FLOTATICON DEVICES
those_cause those_cause
19 may
YOU'RE GONNA GO BOATING MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE PROPER FLOTATICON DEVICES
danny258 danny258
24 sep 2020
Hiccup "I train dragons"
This dog's life is beyond better than mine
dankestmemetheme1 dankestmemetheme1
28 sep 2020
This dog's life is beyond better than mine
Trying to drive through an area noted for being our greatest strength.
AntiNoonMeatball AntiNoonMeatball
1 may
Trying to drive through an area noted for being our greatest strength.
NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable
Not with that attitudes
NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable Not with that attitudes
EARTH : *GETS OVERRUN BY SOME VIRUS*
PEOPLE AT THE SPACE STATION:
Christopher_Hansen Christopher_Hansen
2 nov 2020
EARTH : *GETS OVERRUN BY SOME VIRUS* PEOPLE AT THE SPACE STATION:
RAT WEARING HI bis??
OK HE DO BE LOOKING KINDA SAFE DOE
SaintLaurent SaintLaurent
14 apr
RAT WEARING HI bis?? OK HE DO BE LOOKING KINDA SAFE DOE
For Christmas, my dad received the exact outfit that he was wearing
Ss
mrJbirdiTweet mrJbirdiTweet
26 dec 2020
For Christmas, my dad received the exact outfit that he was wearing Ss
Beards make you hotter. This is science.
And mustaches make you creepier. That is also science.
Useeeeernaaaame Useeeeernaaaame
7 oct 2020
Beards make you hotter. This is science. And mustaches make you creepier. That is also science.
*throws a rock at her feet* haha oh no please don't beat me with a club
CumDump CumDump
28 oct 2020
*throws a rock at her feet* haha oh no please don't beat me with a club
2002 you're at a family reunion hiding out in nanna's basement playing donkey Kong on your and the "cool aunt" sneaks you your first drink
MemedealerSasuke MemedealerSasuke
16 oct 2020
2002 you're at a family reunion hiding out in nanna's basement playing donkey Kong on your and the "cool aunt" sneaks you your first drink
eres only an age difference o three days between these two.
JonSnowandGhost JonSnowandGhost
22 jan 2021
eres only an age difference o three days between these two.
Does anyone else see...?
Or am too far gone...
Does anyone else see...? Or am too far gone...
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN...
YOUR CAT IS EVOLVING!
Starr7 Starr7
25 sep 2020
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN... YOUR CAT IS EVOLVING!