• Brett S
@fatimus07
Alright I'll bite. What do do for a living
Work as a butler in a haunted
mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes
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    • That’s his “strong” hand!
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    • This guy knows how to cook a turkey
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    • Don’t forget to stuff the turkey. And then lick it lol
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    • *randomly slaps food items*
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    • I can't sleep and have an interview in 4 hours
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    • "I'll be the bigger man here and walk away, WALK."
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    • ...yikes
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    • "Take ma strong hand "
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    • I love that movie so funny
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    • Mortician?
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    • Here, take my good hand
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    • "Idk what that is...but I'll lick it anyway"
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    • "Fanny, fanny comin through watch my fanny"
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    • He's built like Great Value Loki
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    • I dont usually baste it before i cook it....I just use this *Starts licking turkey*
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    • I went to taco bell five hours ago then presumed to projectile vomit all over my bathroom two hours later while my cat Klaus stared at me. I cleaned and showered and now its 5am, I'm cold and my orange juice is frozen. But this guy looks like he forages mushrooms
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    • The soap you shower with; It's shit.
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    • My germs 😂
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    • I always thought that was his real hand
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    • And fucks the Turkey
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    • Plays forward for the Dallas Mavericks
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    • My other hand isn't strong enough!
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    • He looks like redneck Loki
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    • Yall ever see the do-over? If you know you know
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    • My germs
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    • You're the Mayor of Schitt's Creek.
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    • He's the king of Far Far Away
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    • Is there anything you didn't make😂
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    • My germs!
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    • That hand ain't strong enough
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    • Pre-owned TP salesman
      G33dubz 22 sep
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    • The shining!
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    • Great movie reference!
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    • What the fuck is this referencing
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    • He's a ridiculously tall/goofy/acrobatic hitman
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    • Hiawatha!!
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    • Fist the fuck out of a dead bird
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    • I've seen this meme on reddit yesterday
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    • He looks like the guy from the do over
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      Door to door pregnancy test salesman
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    • Competes in fiddle competitions for souls
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    • "This is my strong hand"
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    • Strong HAND
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    • "scary movie"
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    • I bet they nailed it
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    • My germ
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