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LIVE Cat goes on rampage at birthday party, 19 injured, 2
I_loveyou I_loveyou
22 sep 2020
Breaking News LIVE Cat goes on rampage at birthday party, 19 injured, 2
What if I got pulled over by a cop and
just made this face the whole time
LORD_OF_SMUG LORD_OF_SMUG
31 mar
What if I got pulled over by a cop and just made this face the whole time
re all going to BURN! We're all going to DIE!
You don't know what you're doing! _
Darth Maul was not The Impostor.
1 Imposter Remains.
re all going to BURN! We're all going to DIE! You don't know what you're doing! _ Darth Maul was not The Impostor. 1 Imposter Remains.
When someone thinks I'm not picking up on their passive aggression and snide remarks but they're actually only one snotty-ass comment away from receiving my 40 + years of pent up rage
crimsonrose91 crimsonrose91
22 jun
When someone thinks I'm not picking up on their passive aggression and snide remarks but they're actually only one snotty-ass comment away from receiving my 40 + years of pent up rage
francheyes francheyes
27 sep 2020
Smart ass dogs
When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like...
DOSEMMA
bigclout bigclout
1 may
When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like... DOSEMMA
Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
13 apr
Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
McDonalds:
Adds self-order machines
Introverts:
faplessing from the
ChuckyCoupons ChuckyCoupons
26 feb
McDonalds: Adds self-order machines Introverts: faplessing from the
Dad telling me not to shake the chair when he's changing the light bulb
The_Meme_Guy1 The_Meme_Guy1
25 may
Dad telling me not to shake the chair when he's changing the light bulb
DOGS
2020*
@ECAUSE HUMANS
ismellwaffles ismellwaffles
24 sep 2020
DOGS 2020* @ECAUSE HUMANS
Math teacher: Today we will study probabilities
The kid with the gambling issues:
The_Fortunate_Son The_Fortunate_Son
24 nov 2020
Math teacher: Today we will study probabilities The kid with the gambling issues:
NowThis
ago
Attention, Men:
Having a Cat Might
Ruin Your Chances
Women are less likely to want a relationship with men who have a cat in their dating profile pics, a study found. "Men holding cats were viewed as less masculine; more neurotic, agreeable, and open; and less
dateable," said the authors of the study.
Agreeable and open = not dateable, what
kind of horse shit is this - Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this
ZaneKay ZaneKay
20 sep 2020
NowThis ago Attention, Men: Having a Cat Might Ruin Your Chances Women are less likely to want a relationship with men who have a cat in their dating profile pics, a study found. "Men holding cats were viewed as less masculine; more neurotic, agreeable, and open; and less dateable," said the authors of the study. Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this - Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?"
Me: "Whatever she wishes"
ElMundo ElMundo
24 sep 2020
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?" Me: "Whatever she wishes"
my phone suspiciously started acting up around the time Apple is releasing a new one.
iFoneOS
19 oct 2020
my phone suspiciously started acting up around the time Apple is releasing a new one.
My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
trashyqueen_
@ Gordon Ramsay @ @GordonRa...
After 3 baftas and one Emmy... finally we have won an Oscar, please welcome Oscar James
Ramsay, who touched down at today for some lunch ! Xxx
nova
raw isnt so bad now is it mr ramsay
trashyqueen_ @ Gordon Ramsay @ @GordonRa... After 3 baftas and one Emmy... finally we have won an Oscar, please welcome Oscar James Ramsay, who touched down at today for some lunch ! Xxx nova raw isnt so bad now is it mr ramsay
@dog
We only rate dogs. Unfortunately this is a tiny house hippo. Please send dogs. Thank you...
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OnlyYou OnlyYou
26 sep 2020
@dog We only rate dogs. Unfortunately this is a tiny house hippo. Please send dogs. Thank you... AM - Aug 21, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 20.1K Quete 212.2K. Likes