• Brain: eat that entire pizza
Stomach: please don't
Me: *eats pizza*
Stomach: i hurt so much
Brain: eat that dessert
Me: okay
Stomach: oh my god
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    • Stomach:
      ULbite 6 jul
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    • Fat fuck has no self control
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    • Brain: dont eat the cum. Stomach: dont eat the cum. Me: dosent eat the cum.
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    • Stomach:
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    • Stomach:
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    • Food now a days are designed to make you feel like your still hungry when you’re not. Basically making it very addictive.
      k_ramz 7 jul
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    • Ok fatass
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    • The stomach when he doesn’t stop at dessert
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    • Or or. Stop being a bitch bout it and just eat all you want because this worlds shitty as it is. Might as well indulge in the good shit. Just, make sure you work out at least. So when someone makes fun of you for being fat you got the strength to knock their ass out
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    • The Taste Buds
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    • Sometimes the heart and the stomach want different things. Your heart, is a liar
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    • No one will see this but i struggled with extreme overeating for a few months recently due to stress and depression and have just gotten back to eating normally again and eating more Whole Foods and i feel amazing both physically and mentally. If i can do it you can too
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    • Stomach:
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    • content not available more
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    • Or you can just not eat when you're full
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    • Ok some frogs and many fish don't have sex to make eggs females lay eggs and males nut on the eggs and I beat it in the shower and my nut goes down the drain does that mean that the water that goes into the ocean or rivers might contain my nut and that it might fertilize fish eggs and there might be
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    • I think you might have an eating problem. That’s not a normal thing to do.
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    • My brain has got some mental issues
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    • I didn’t know I was going to be attacked like this this early.
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    • And this is how I regain the 40 lbs in 2 months, after spending 6 months to lose it.
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    • That's called an eating disorder. Why are you meme-ing it like it's supposed to be relatable
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    • Honestly everyone in my family has this weird shit going with them and then say i don't eat enough, but I never get heartburn or stomachaches unless I'm sick. I guess my brain is just wired to not do that(?)
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    • Literally my ex wife. It’s an eating disorder that none of my logic could help.
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    • It's crazy how you literally could eat an entire pizza, but you don't because of how terrible it is for you
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    • That's just about me right now. Thanks weed.
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    • Fat
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    • I like this.
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    • Stomach: "You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot."
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    • I used to eat like that and I just kept getting so unbelievably sick at night and couldn't understand why. I've stopped eating like that as of like 2 years now and I feel SO much better. Now when I see people eat tons of food, it just makes me feel sick remembering how I used to do it.
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    • Ive lost 60 pounds since January boyos Im still working on losing the fat but weight down confidence up.
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    • That's not a normal thought process at all
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    • Ok before you go calling people fat for this stuff, I do it all the time and I’m still forty pounds underweight
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    • I've lost 40 lbs in 6 months.... But I still do this occasionally
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    • I had a hard time eating when I was little, so I used to eat large amounts like this to make my parents proud when I got older. Then I got real fat and put myself on a diet in high school. I am good now, but I watch my intake closely.
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    • Yall remember this movie ?
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    • Phexal 7 jul
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    • Imagine being this undisciplined
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    • Me when I’m high
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    • Peepxrs 7 jul
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    • I don't eat until I feel sick, then eat too much and feel sick. This is a never ending loop
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    • Who gets full on one pizza
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    • Eating 4 cans of dog food, 3 liters of water and 5 fancy lads snack cakes so you’re no longer overencumbered
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    • How tf are you verified
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    • Stomach:
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    • Your stomach:
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    • Stomach
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    • this is my problem at the moment
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    • The brain likes fucking around with the stomach
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    • I've been doing carnivore diet for almost 2 years and this past week I decided to say fugg it and eat pizza and cake...i dunno how you guys do it. Being blaoted is so awful
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    • My stomach after eating one bowl of mint ice cream:
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    • That's how you get IBS
      Passadon 9 jul
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    • Brain: Peace was never an option
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    • Me 24/7 365. And I'm not ashamed. I AM NOT ASHAMED!
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    • I get constipated after my third slice yet my mind is willing to take more risks and forces me to eat more
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    • The Ass:
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    • What next besides that
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    • Story of my life
      Bobling 9 jul
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    • This is me!
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    • i’m allergic to gluten and lactose so it’s hard to eat stuff without a stomach ache along with acid issues and my stomach lining gone so the only thing i can do is drink a little water without my stomach turning in circles and my puking
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    • This is so me
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    • If you do this too much it will cause you upper gastrointestinal issues like acid reflux, and nausea
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    • Desert doesn’t goto the stomach. It goes to the heart
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    • Everybody's talking about the stomach but wjat about the toilet
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    • Imagine being fat, this was made by the reasonable level of self control gang
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    • Dopamine overrules opioids sorry kids. Psychology ftw
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    • isn’t that called an eating disorder
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    • Emotional eating be like
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    • I eat entire pizzas when I order them and there's nobody else around. I also have Gastritis yet a whole pizza has never set it off. BUT I DRINK ONE FUCKING WATER BOTTLE A LITTLE BIT TOO FAST AND I SHIT MYSELF ON A CAMPING TRIP
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    • Stomach: Drink it all down with chocolate milk. “Okay”. brain: I forgot your lactose intolerant
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    • Hey guys straterra is an adhd medication that reduces your appetite and is a lot easier to get than other adhd drugs because it’s non habit forming. I’m trying to lose weight so it really helps so far. The side effects of another med I’m taking is weight gain, and I’ve gained a lot of weight
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    • I used to be like this but food to me isn't as enjoyable anymore. I just eat to fuel, I don't eat to enjoy. I could probably eat the same thing everyday
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    • How many times do we gotta say this shit? NO MATTER HOW FULL YOU ARE, THERE IS ALWAYS ROOM FOR DESSERT
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    • "look at me guys I'm so quirky for having no self control can I have some internet clout"
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    • Kinda felt this one, ate a full Dominos pizza in one sitting, half way through my stomach started to hurt but then I was like "oh well"
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    • OMG thank U so much for posting this. I weigh between 155 & 165 & I eat like that to often. I'm just happy to hear I'm not the only one lol
      KiddMC 8 jul
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    • its usually my stomach telling me to eat it and my brain saying don't, I tend to eat fast so I finish my food before I begin to feel full leaving me still hungry
      kstove96 8 jul
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    • Stomach:
      Patiac 8 jul
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    • More like Brain: "not feeling well? Eating always makes the badness go away! Doesn't matter that we already ate a whole pizza!"
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    • That's called an eating disorder. I've never seen that be a problem with me or anyone I know, y'all are just fat
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    • I am not limited by the weakness of mortal man *eats another pizza*
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    • The most I've eaten was the night after high school graduation I hate a whole pizza and two of the Wendy's frosties and then me and my friends went to this 24 hour rec center and swam it all off all night
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    • I got a high metabolism so I end up doing this quite a bit but at least I don’t gain weight
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    • Pepto bismol to the rescue
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    • Weak
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    • Sugar has been known to cause the stomach to expand. That’s why we always seem to have room for desert.
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    • Who’s in charge? You or your stomach? Tell that little baby to shut up!!
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    • _Obama_ 7 jul
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    • You are really supposed to eat a whole pizza tho? It's made to be a full meal for one
      Zhalia 7 jul
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    • True story
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    • Force feed owo
      Syntrax 7 jul
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    • This is what happens when you smoke weed
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    • People that over eat are honestly so disgusting. Have some damn self control
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    • I’m never like that unless I take an edible. It’s actually nice because I get full really easy and I’m really skinny, like I’m 22 and 135lbs~
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    • Brian: I’m Brian
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    • There is always room for a cannoli, Always!!!
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