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    • "He might've been your father, but he ain't your Daddy" - Yondu, Guardians of the Galaxy
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    • Alfred does not accept thots in his mansion
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    • "would you like a condom master wayne?"
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    • That’s the thing I liked about The JLA animated show, I liked the connection that batman and wonder woman had. It had never really been explored in the main line comics as there was nothing between them, and it hasn’t since in any medium. A Demi God and a Genius Vigilante, it was nice
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    • What if batman and wonder woman had a kid, how powerful would they be
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    • Alfred is dead at the moment I’m afraid
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    • That show is so good, but I wish they actually ended up together.
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    • Remember the justice league episode where they were all turned into kids, and everyone else had their powers, but batman didn't have any?
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    • Alfred is so bad ass. Every scene of him in a fight is so awesome. Like in batman vs. Robin dude literally pulls out a shotgun and just starts murdering talons.
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    • Alfred hearing him slam her onto a table and fuck her brains out “way to go sir”
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    • Nah, Alfred fucks
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    • Wonder Woman was a better person when she liked Batman. Her and Superman get together and they go power hungry batshit crazy.
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    • Bro Justice LEAGUE: Unlimited was God tier. So glad they made Wonder woman and Batman a thing
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    • Also Alfred
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    • She was SO FINE
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    • Stop pouting you stupid boy
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    • Batman’s pelvis is just fucking shattered
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    • I’m sure Alfred would’ve been overjoyed at him having a committed relationship, especially if it there’s a chance he’ll leave crime fighting for a life with said person. Then again, it’s Diana, so that’d probably put him deeper in.
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    • She want that batdick
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    • Bat cowl stays on during secks
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    • I have always wanted Batman and Wonder Woman to be together
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    • How can I watch JLA
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    • Alfred: after all these years. Is my son gonna find actual love? I would prefer she be one to keep him away from his crimefighting but at this point him settling down is all I require
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    • Batman be like :0
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    • Time to put that lasso to use
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    • Alfred wants that for bruce tho. For him to love someone.
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    • In death metal they have a evil daughter
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    • Not to be offensive on just making a statement, but this is the lowest upvoted thing I've ever seen in featured. Ots weird that its here honestly
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    • I'm not sorry but wonder woman and superman are stupid characters. Wonder woman especially. Stupid skimpy armour, whip, what the duck are those cowboy boots? Amazonian? But she's white. Unrealistic or unbelievable characters are the worst.
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    • Wonder Woman is canonically a lesbian
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    • Hahaha Bruce wouldnt even stand a chance in that super powered bedroom mind you Wonder Woman and Superman leveled a mountain and caused earthquakes just by getting busy he would have a broken pelvis just in the first few seconds
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    • Alfred FUCKS
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    • Joe Biden
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    • Women want what they can't have. So they can't have me. It sucks to want someone and being rejected so I decided to reject everyone.
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    • Bitch we all saw the one where alfred handed superman a cup of tea and he never noticed... alfred will have the condom unrolled and on his dick before bruce tries to rawdog her
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    • Alfred would be happy that batman is finally getting some
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    • I don't understand why people refer to superheroes by their first names and not by their superhero names. Just call Batman Batman
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    • Alfred's a home tho
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    • Neither would supermans tho
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    • Why does Alfreds photoshopped head fit in?
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    • amazon position
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    • Nah man alfred would just be happy he's home and safe fr
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    • She'd demolish his dick. His dick be looking like a cartoon getting squashed turning into a flimsy spring after shes done with him especially being around females most her life
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    • I always be wondering how Batman not be having superpowers. There be no way a man in peak condition shall be sneaking upon Superman. He be hearing whispers from space
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    • Doesn't Alfred have access to all the cameras ?
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    • Batman making the pikachu surprised face
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    • Dirty Diana
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    • Master Wayne, here is the Plan B you needed me to get for you
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    • Fucking slut
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    • How do you have sex with someone who has super strength
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    • She could break batman like a twig and she's like "this is the best human. I think I'll have it"
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    • Anyone remember the episode where hawk girl and GL are in the space station and you here them (just seeing station) Miami and stuff?
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    • DCAU>MCU
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    • I find is sus how you been here for 30 days and have a million posts and almost two mill smiles, oh and also
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    • Wouldn’t Alfred want that though? Like throughout every Batman game and movie/series Alfred is constantly trying to set Bruce up with some girl so that Bruce would settle down
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    • "Wrong kind of bat meat"
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    • Batman made the surprised pikachu face.
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    • Where can you watch that show?
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    • When Diana and Bruce bang, how the fuck does she not just totally shatter his pelvis?
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    • I imma say it Wonder Woman and Batman had my favorite relationship
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    • "Fucking finally."
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    • I have two thots on me Alfred which one should I choose?
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    • She already gave him a kiss
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    • I like Batman and cat woman more
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    • Alfred - "Am I a joke to you!"
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    • As if Diana wouldn’t thank Alfred for taking care of Bruce
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    • Or u could consider that Batman is a full grown fucking man. And a rich one at that. If his parents were alive he still won’t be living with them. Stupid meme.
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    • To those of you saying she would break him, he has superstrength
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    • Work the clit, Master Bruce
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    • Ooh, we should hear what YJAbridged alfred has to say you stupid boys.
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    • Barbra might be a little bit mad....
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    • Damn
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    • I wish Batman and Wonder Woman were more mainstream that her and Superman. I always liked their dynamic
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    • Hey im trying to get more into dc shows, anyone have good suggestions?
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    • batman - O.O
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    • pull a gun out of my ass
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    • If there's one person who could defeat Wonder Woman, it's Alfred. Don't fuck with the Butler.
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    • Did Alfred kill Batman’s parents tho
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    • "Another stain on the sheets Master Wayne? When will you learn to wear a condom with that cowl?
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    • Bet her Amazonian cucumber warmer would rip the skin off Bruce's pork sword.
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    • Don't forget Alfred dosen't abide by Batman's no killing policy. And he has a shotgun
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    • I love alfred
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    • She looks like Joe Biden
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    • RIP Alfred, fuck you Thomas Wayne
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    • All of you saying Alfred,he was like all of the bat family’s big brother more so than a father
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    • Batman and Zatanna is better imo
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