• Boys, romanticize yourselves.
You are a king. You are a
warrior. You are an enchanter.
You are an angel. You are a
god. You are all of these things
and more, you are the stuff of
fairytales.
You know, that's the first time
anyone's ever told me that
That's sad, because you deserve
the chance to be as much of a
prince as I get the chance to be a
princess.
That's really needed actually, thank
you.
    • EmailPinterestRedditTumblr Report
    • Copy link
    • Pinterest
  • 1769 comments

    • Yesterday I told my best friend that I used to have a crush on her like a year ago and she said she had one on me at the same time. Now were starting to be more than just friends. I'm excited boys.
      862 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I like boys getting support and love. But I have problems with "you are a god" cause historically that ends badly.
      806 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 😊 thank you. (Someone’s calling me a pussy)
      610 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • For the bois who need this real quick
      Ifunnky 28 jul
      487 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I believe all good men are kings and all good women are queens. But some beta fucks seriously use it as an excuse to bitch about their shitty choices in people and blame an entire gender because of it. Those shitty people are neither kings nor queens. They’re little children.
      439 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I'm currently working on my dream of becoming an author. I just want to create worlds for people to enjoy. Talk about, cry over, and laugh about/with.
      Kranis 28 jul
      376 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Nah I definitely don’t deserve it.
      385 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • People don't realize how much sexism affects men. I had a stranger yell at my husband when I was carrying a 30 lbs bag of dog food. His own father yelled at him for letting me carry a bag with bottles of soda in it. Both times I told the people that he didn't have a choice. (1/2)
      339 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My aunt and uncle constantly baby my 22 year old cousin, their “precious princess” it’s legitimately sickening. This feels kinda similar. You aren’t royalty. Your just a person, with all the dignities and inadequacies therein.
      347 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Wish I knew what this was like
      288 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • GooGavo 28 jul
      250 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • And all Kings deserve a break so feel free to take a break at this post
      200 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Not gonna lie, I teared up reading this. I've had a really long, hard day today
      Space_r 29 jul
      148 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This is that good wholesomeness, let's have some more of this kinda thinking
      75 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I was dumped not long ago. I work a job with only men and the teasing is rampant, these guys are not the freindly type. My roommate calls himself "a realist" as an excuse to act like a piss ant. How do I cope? Simple. I exercise and study, and knowing that I know they dont matter because I work hard
      Igdrasil 29 jul
      60 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Ok im gonna lay it down for all the wanna be "kings" you arent a king cause you're a guy, you're a king because you are worthy, but guess what, most of yall aren't. Stop claiming to be amazing when you dont go out and do the actions to make you one.
      49 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Men deserve more praise, I live with a (slight but still) sexist mother who legit told me that I shouldn’t get with any boy because they were going to ruin my life
      14 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I am a Dwarf proud and strong and me and my brothers fear nothing
      13 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • People will say this to boys in a generalist manner, but never to an individual because it’s too earnest and personal.
      11 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I am not a god or an angel. I am but a man that lives my life with discipline and faith. It's true we aren't told those things, but we shouldn't need to be, in my opinion. Be a man of conviction, and be passionate, and find a purpose greater than yourself and you'll be fulfilled
      10 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Thanks, queen
      11 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Does this kind of shit actually make people feel better?
      11 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I am darkness lifted by light
      8 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I swear I’ve lacked a relationship with someone for so long that now if a girl is nice to me for like a week I start to like them, like they’re all I can think about
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I’m not that. Not yet. But I’m working on it.
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I’ve always been a hopeless romantic and I don’t care lol
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Be a bad ass mother fucker too. We all know that you are.
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Dear dudes im a girl personally but i see you your loved
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I literally hate myself
      samarai 29 jul
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You need to earn the right to be called names. And its hard for men to do that. Women can say all they want about how good we are but at the end of the day both genders know we arent cared about by anyone (except for our parents) unless we provide something
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Thanks man, I don’t think I’ve ever heard any man being called so many nice things
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • But like, I actually know some guys who are real pieces of shit...
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Told the girl I was into yesterday that I liked her (albeit while kind of drunk) and she told me she liked me back, and I've never been happier. But soon she'll be moving a decent ways away, and we came to the conclusion that a relationship isnt quite feasible. But we're still committed to talking
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No. I am a human being. I accept that. It keeps my head high and my pride low.
      DrQuanta 29 jul
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • And you deserve love my king wether it's from your family, the homies, or the girl (or boy) you love.
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Some of you guys need to surround yourselves around different chicks who are worthy to be your princess and will treat you like the gallant knight in shining armor you are
      boop_ 28 jul
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Honestly, I kind of think that calling guys king is cringe
      mdawg81 28 jul
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I appreciate it, but instead can I be Spike from Cowboy Bebop
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I Romanticize myself as the phantom of the opera. Incredibly intelligent, creative, amazing singing voice, but also bat shit insane and obsessive/possessive... I also probably contemplate homicide more often than I should... good thing Is I’m pretty attractive.
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Men's self esteems are in the gutter and women believe they're God's gift to earth. ALL thanks to the pussy-ass weak men who allowed the Trojan horse of Toxic feminism to take root.
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Only problem I have with this is that it devalues a genuine compliment, you are calling strangers kings when they might be a shitty person and didn’t we make fun of women for doing the same thing
      AJboy 29 jul
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • i had a friend who said he wanted to be a god to end all life. just bc he was miserable he wanted to end everyone elses lives, if he had the chance. dont go crazy with ur fantasies now, lol
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That moment when I've never actually been showed true love and the sad part is I have had a GF but thinking back on when I dated her I felt like she was just going through the motions so I'm just like I've been on this earth 19 years and 9 months ( being very technical) and I haven't known real love
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Dear lord this is the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No, pretty sure I’m not
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Nah everyone is just a normal person with their own wants and needs. Some people won’t want you but others will. So don’t get hung up on the people who don’t
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Earlier today I walked out of a store and there was a cute girl sitting in her car and she looked at me and smiled and I swear it made my whole year. Gunna remember that for a long time
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Gray_Face 29 jul
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • But I need to guide someone, otherwise my life is useless.
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This is how we get entitled people.
      smithbea7 29 jul
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Having an undeserved god complex isn't good for men or women. How about we just value ourselves and each other on our actions and morals and don't be dicks?
      takm 29 jul
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Imagine relying on other people to give you happiness instead of working towards your goals. You weak mfs always complain about inconsequential things. “Oh I’m depressed about x”. Shut up you fuckin crybabies. All you do is make excuses when something doesn’t work out instead of 1/2
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Its been so long since i last spoke to a female. Theres this girl i saw walking around once. Wouldn't mind starting a conversation, but the longer quarantine gets, the more i forget how to interact w/ humans. Like, what am i sposed to say? "Hello."? Oh plz. Thats so cliche
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Wholewheatbread76 King, warrior, Superman, angel, wholesome , amazing. You are all of these and so much more
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No matter what you think, though, nobody will ever treat you like this :(
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I have never been told this in my 30 years of life
      fredit 29 jul
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I told my mom that this sort of positivity for men is big on the internet right now and she said that men shouldn't be allowed to cry and I'm like tears have no gender, they can cry and it's ok.
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • When I was getting into working out and the gym, this really helps make it more fun. I am a Titan, and my brain is my Pilot. This work is to train my robot body to its maximum potential.
      tiredsun 29 jul
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Somehow something just feels soo disgusting about IFunny the past couple weeks
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Self love is fake.
      ZJenuis 28 jul
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Listen man idk who the fuck you tryna trick but I could never be god that shit sounds boring as hell
      Phren_Z 28 jul
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • we are men of this earth, not something else. we feel the pain because we are meant too and it builds us. don't let this weak shit melt your brain.
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I just want taco burrito king
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • GIRL?!?! ON IFUNNY?!?! IMPOSSIBLE
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • As a guy, while encouragement is extremely healthy, you can't just say "oh you're all amazing" when some guys out there are just bad people (in one way or another). Tell this stuff to people who really care about themselves and others, and those who work hard to make people's lives better.
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That was the largest boost I’ve gotten this week
      DEFsquad 29 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I am the Stuff of Fairytales? So I’m fake? Knew it.
      Remix_DD 29 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Thank you, kind woman :)
      kussImmak 29 jul
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You are not a god
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Am I the only one whose tired of seeing posts pandering to men. Like for real I understand I'm not a white knight in the slightest but I don't really care to see this shit all the time post memes it's a meme app
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Guys do need to hear that. If they are caught saying it to themselves, they're called narcissists or arrogant.
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I just want all of you to know that you’re loved unconditionally by me :)
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Cringe and gay
      Cajun 28 jul
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Idk about a god
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You are not a god
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Can I be a wizard
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • MacauliflowerCulkin
      content not available more
      MacauliflowerCulkin 28 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I don’t deserve anything good. Do me a favor and dislike this and tell me to go fuck myself
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The average boys average, half the boys are worse than average. And most boys won’t amount to anything special. Few will become men
      Heron 29 jul
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Youre saying this to someone who has THIS on their profile, may want to rethink your generalization
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Pussy
      Moferret 29 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • boys this day and age forgot how to be males
      Recycle_ 29 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • People who play league of legends get mad at this
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Neither a king nor a god, my friend. Only a simple bard with a story to tell. But isn’t that the stuff of fairy tales, too?
      CapnMunch 28 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Unfortunately my body and cock game will never live up to those mantels
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • To all you kings out there...you dropped this 👑
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • content not available more
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Yah most of you probably suck in person and if you need validation from a random person on the internet to feel good about yourself then you most definitely suck.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Fun fact: You're not any of that shit
      Drusiph 29 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • God complex
      RattyRat 29 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I dont want to romanticise myself because I cant give myself that much credit. Not because Im a bad person nessicarily, but because I know I have flaws.
      FireGator 29 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This whole "king" and "queen" shit is the most childish shit.
      Yoshi00yo 29 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • So fucking cringe. None of you are kings or angels. Y’all are a bunch of insecure entitled losers jacking eachother off. You’re nothing and nobody gives a fuck about you. Pathetic
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • All men are scum, you are not kings, you are worthless. You are not worthy of the spit cast upon your face.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Shut up prideful shithead
      Poznan 28 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I'm a born bastard. The fuck you mean im a prince? I aint a king, im no prince and sure as hell no lord. FUCK all yall that say I'm a king or some shit like that, i dont want any guillotine on me
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I used to think that... But that's in the past now.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show

iFunny plug-in will teach your phone to smile

get on the iFunny app to roast them

All content related issues will be solved right here.
After all necessary information is provided, of course:

Complete the form below to notify iFunny of a claim relating to your intellectual property rights and content or some technical inconvenience with the service.
(Positive and productive feedback is appreciated as well).

Your details

Your relationships to the rights holder

Type of claim

Select
Copyright Trademark Nazi-related Offensive Technical difficulties Other
Describe the issue in detail. Please be specific.
Feeling poetic today? Feel free to provide more information
By clicking on "Submit" below, you are certifying the following statements:
  • I state that I have a good faith belief that use of the work(s) in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
  • I state that the information in this notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that I am the owner of the exclusive right that is allegedly infringed, or an authorized agent for the owner.
  • I give my permission to pass my contact information to the alleged infringing party.

Privacy notice

For a list of the categories of personal information that we collect from you and how we use that information, please review iFunny’s privacy policy