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    • Ah look, a person who bases their personality on being gay
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    • If you get caught with cocaine on a drug test, you are a serious dumbass. The only way you would test positive for cocaine is if you did it just 2 hours before your drug test
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    • All the dumbassess in the comments having a fucking baby over the gay flag emoji are just mad cuz the closet’s getting too hot
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    • Anything coming from a gay or female account will be dubbed unfunny from now until the end of time
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    • I dunno seems pretty gay to me
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    • The poppy seed excuse was for the weed
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    • “Hey guys look, look at my name did you know I’m gay? Come on I’m gay I have a rainbow flag and my name is Lana del gay come on someone achknowledge I’m gay”
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    • Okay, I could be wrong, but when I was in school to be a pharmacy technician they said that the Antacid “Omeprazole” brand name “Prilosec” can cause you to test positive for marijuana on a drug test
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    • Haha very funny. Just kidding shut the fuck up no it isn't
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    • Haha it funy because drug. Also funy cause gay is his personality and everything gay gay 😂😂😂😂
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    • It’s easy to pass a drug test if you stick to hard drugs since they only stay in your system 1-3 days.
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    • Cant you actually fail a drug test because of the poppyseed since it actually has a small amount of some drug or something? If not, please ignore my low IQ
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    • That was so funny back in 2006
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    • So. You’re on social media and you have a rainbow flag on your profile tag. You probably think you’re cool. Hip. Just. An alright person. Well I’m here to tell you that you’re nothing but a pathetic fool pandering for attention. Get a new hobby. You don’t need validation for what you support.
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    • To the ignorant people out there that don't know about poppy seeds and drug testing. It is 100% fact that poppy seeds can make you fail a drug test. It is so true that the federal workplace guidelines increased the min testing range to 2000 ng/ml for opiates. Don't be a dumbass, do your research.
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    • The post has nothing to do with them being gay, and tbh that's the only reason you losers hate on it lol
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    • I think I've seen an add on to this that says that something in everything bagels actually will make you test positive. Is it true? I dont know. Do I believe? Not really, but it IS wild to think about
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    • You would have to consume hundreds of bagels in a very short amount of time for there to even be a chance it’ll show up.
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    • Hey everyone, this is Doge Noob, from the hit series Doge Noob, find it on Doge Noob Network. This isnt funny, but if you want funny, watch the hit series Doge Noob on Doge Noob Network!
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    • I actually failed a drug test because of a poppy seed bagel before, for an internship (my first ever job) They believed me though cuz the levels of codeine were low
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    • People think it's just BS that poppy seeds can make you fail a drug test, but it is 100% real. The standard for testing ranges was even raised so that way they would eleimanye many false positives. But some places still test as low as 300ng. It shows up as morphine.
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