Boss: what inspired you to do this?
Me: "my salary"
staples1724 staples1724
30 dec 2020
Boss: what inspired you to do this? Me: "my salary"
"DAMN, my parents really 16.
"DAMN, my parents really 16.
"I'll give you this much to pretend it's
Wednesday"
"I'll give you this much to pretend it's Wednesday"
ME SLIPING ON ICE
MY DOG
skyla08 skyla08
26 sep 2020
ME SLIPING ON ICE MY DOG
You are the only one that understands me!
understand you!
SA SS
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Like I said.
The only real one!
national_memevalt national_memevalt
18 feb
You are the only one that understands me! understand you! SA SS SS SSS=> Like I said. The only real one!
When you're fighting with your sibling and your parents walk in
Miknoonl Miknoonl
22 jun
When you're fighting with your sibling and your parents walk in
Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But
Who Is He To Play God?
NEWS IN BRIEF Local God ISSUE Jul 22, 2014
Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God? NEWS IN BRIEF Local God ISSUE Jul 22, 2014
Ahappier day
/ @AHappierDay
I took a picture, my cat sneezed. I don't regret it.
Gothicmemeqween Gothicmemeqween
20 sep 2020
Ahappier day / @AHappierDay I took a picture, my cat sneezed. I don't regret it.
When the teacher says your going to fail, but you pass with a 65
Valyrison Valyrison
8 may
When the teacher says your going to fail, but you pass with a 65
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
PiperWright_ PiperWright_
11 may
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
Sutikusu Sutikusu
24 sep 2020
Eat downstairs. It's close by,
Dress code: Formal
Girl: *Wears fancy dress*
Guys:
PARENT SHANE,
Gilberto Gilberto
19 mar
Dress code: Formal Girl: *Wears fancy dress* Guys: PARENT SHANE,
he greatest title one can hold
he
I BRIAN MAY
Tent
ROCK LEGEND AND ASTROPHYSICIST
he greatest title one can hold he I BRIAN MAY Tent ROCK LEGEND AND ASTROPHYSICIST
You nutted on You said you want baby
my face I shower
Broly Broly
23 sep 2020
You nutted on You said you want baby my face I shower
Best. Engagement Ring. Ever.
ry ry
RebelSAM13 RebelSAM13
26 sep 2020
Best. Engagement Ring. Ever. ry ry
Why is shaved Keanu
Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
15 mar
Why is shaved Keanu Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
Someone will die.
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I Of fum.
Someone will die. SS I Of fum.
When you ask him to take out the anal beads and you hear him yell:
"Bayblade! Let it rip!"
stonerchickxxx stonerchickxxx
16 jun
When you ask him to take out the anal beads and you hear him yell: "Bayblade! Let it rip!"