Boss: what inspired you to do this?
Me: "my salary"
staples1724 staples1724
30 dec 2020
Boss: what inspired you to do this? Me: "my salary"
Communists when they realize they have private parts
HandsomeDIO HandsomeDIO
25 sep 2020
Communists when they realize they have private parts
When your girlfriend says you can get a
PSS over her dead body:
Me
My Girlfriend
Really? Tears?
GameStop Cashier
They're not for him...
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
25 sep 2020
When your girlfriend says you can get a PSS over her dead body: Me My Girlfriend Really? Tears? GameStop Cashier They're not for him...
When I'm in a Zoom meeting and I hear someone's cat meow
I would like to see the baby.
JmoneyWitDaHoneys JmoneyWitDaHoneys
25 sep 2020
When I'm in a Zoom meeting and I hear someone's cat meow I would like to see the baby.
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS
NSTAC
Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
LuckyLook LuckyLook
15 mar
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS NSTAC Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us
He's not dead, just very condescending
pastelInsertrave5 pastelInsertrave5
17 jun
I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us He's not dead, just very condescending
My attempt at a banana for scale picture of my mini dachshund Rusty. It seems like he had other plans
My attempt at a banana for scale picture of my mini dachshund Rusty. It seems like he had other plans
JACK Dead
Redemption will be 57 when the first KFC is 's opened
JACK Dead Redemption will be 57 when the first KFC is 's opened
Me watching my infant son put the electrical cord in him mouth
Me watching my infant son put the electrical cord in him mouth
Decline Accept
Iiszt Iiszt
26 jan
Decline Accept
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago
when they were in a good mood
This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
Meet Sasha. - Meet Sasha.
Ryank0991 Ryank0991
21 sep 2020
Meet Sasha. - Meet Sasha.
YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN CYBERPURK DYSTOPIAS
YOU'RE IN ONE
YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN CYBERPURK DYSTOPIAS YOU'RE IN ONE
Your crush
says "AWW
you are so cute"
Not to you
She said it to your dog
Alexander_SlyfeeR Alexander_SlyfeeR
22 sep 2020
Your crush says "AWW you are so cute" Not to you She said it to your dog
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
nuzzles nuzzles
25 sep 2020
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
You're in your house and you hear a door slam, you turn around and see him... wyd?
Da Gif Gawd
Ask him what bills he pay to be slamming doors in my fuckin house
LilEvil333 LilEvil333
3 jun
You're in your house and you hear a door slam, you turn around and see him... wyd? Da Gif Gawd Ask him what bills he pay to be slamming doors in my fuckin house
Fuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is
watching, fuck you too.
Scotty Kilmer 217K views 3 months ago
studerish studerish
22 jun
Fuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is watching, fuck you too. Scotty Kilmer 217K views 3 months ago
think frogs are the best animals because they go boing and ribbit"
think frogs are the best animals because they go boing and ribbit"
What part of ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU!" Don't you understand?
highDankruto420 highDankruto420
6 nov 2020
What part of ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU!" Don't you understand?
If your rice is too wet,
you fucked up
- Uncle Roger
2DrunkToTasteThisChicken 2DrunkToTasteThisChicken
24 sep 2020
If your rice is too wet, you fucked up - Uncle Roger