• BOSS: lunch on me today. any ideas?
"pizza"
"sushi"
ME: *suspicious that jeff in HR is an
anteater* ants?
[i stare at jeff for his reaction]
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Jeff looks back at you suspiciously. Unbeknownst to you Jeff has the theory
that you are an anteater. The spy vs spy-esque antics go on for 7 acts
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Your boss eyes the two of you, he seems nervous while he slightly shakes in
fear. The two of you have been doing nothing but suspecting each other the
entire time. Yet you haven't even suspected the fact that,
Your boss is the anteater.
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    • UNBEKNOWNST TO THE BOSS BUT THE READER IS AN ANT
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    • Me playing town of Salem
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    • Haha, antics
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    • Pffbt. Ants? Hahaha that's soooooo funny *licks eyeball with concerningly long tongue*
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    • This needs moar
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    • If you didn’t eat ants and drink from the water hose as a kid, your immune system is inferior to mine
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    • Good joke fellow humans, I will now go feed my qu- I mean simp for my lover
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    • Why does this seem like the office?
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    • No. The boss is an ant.
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    • Lmao this reminds me of in college when we started off our presentation for our food database saying, "we originally wanted to do something we all enjoyed and found very tasty, ants. However, due to dietary restrictions we could only do regular food." No one laughed
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    • No no no this boss man isn't trembling because he's anxious, per say, but terrified. He knows himself, and he knows he isn't the anteater, no sir, but he is the ant. Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave. Or not, ya know? Anyway how are you guys?
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    • i would work in that office
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    • I read it as ass eater and I was like fuck, am I Jeff
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    • Is he the animal or just flat out eats ants
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    • As a kid I ate grass and drank water from the water hose. I also drank bath water and occasionally ate sand.
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    • Imagine being pregnant for 9 months and going through all that for your baby to come out and then you name it fucking Jeff
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    • The one ant on the ground is terrified. Where does he go, who can he trust. Before he can determine that, he gets stepped on anyways
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    • Where is the clip of Paul Rudd and that other dude slapping themselves why say “ants, antman”. Preferably the one sped up.
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    • MY_DUDE_ 5 jul
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    • Boil ants for pain relief
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    • Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
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    • Does anyone have a picture of an anteater? I love them
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    • Plot twist, they're all anteaters
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    • ANTics
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    • That was a better story than the starwars sequels
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    • Skeleton ant-eater ?
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    • What the fuck did I read
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    • Would be an interesting short film
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    • DM cock n balls
      DatZtuff 5 jul
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    • It was funny until tumblrinas felt they needed to tack on to someone else's joke
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    • Sushi on the boss? Sounds like something I've heard of before
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    • Its true I was the ant
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    • i have seen this like 5 times in the last month jfc
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    • This is like something that Dwight Schrute would do in TO
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    • Hey there’s a app called fetch rewards and if y’all wanna use my code Y3C95 then that would be so greatly appreciated
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    • Aww man i wish they wrote more
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    • this tweet is too good for this world
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    • The real anteater, tim from Human Resources: right behind you
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    • Don’t fuck wasps
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    • Isn’t this just the plot of octodad
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    • You're all ants to him
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    • I love this
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    • The real plot twist. You are a paranoid schizophrenic.
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    • The first part was funny. The two additions werent great
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    • I wish someone would write a book about this
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    • Tumblr Moment
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    • This is nightvale material
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    • I’m totally gonna make a dumbass show like this who wants to help
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    • "Just having someone that talks to me"
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    • "Dinner is ON me" "sushi"
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    • Well anteaters are a bitch
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    • Shouldn't be a problem if you arent ants
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    • Wonder what dinosaurs would taste like just big chicken?
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    • I know someone who ate ants
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    • Why are y’all staring at me?
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    • This was pretty funny
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    • No boss is nice enough to pay for employee lunches AND give them an option. It's usually a pizza party in an attempt to give cudos for overworking and underappreciating the them
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    • There's a lot of autism in this feature.
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    • I chocked on my pizza bite reading this damnit
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    • Check out my profile for writing prompts and ideas!
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    • Ok that was lame
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    • Shia Labeof
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    • MIND TONGUE TWISTER EAT ANTS ITWICH IN FEAR OF ANT EATER EAT ME. ME ANT. ME SKERD
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    • not ant
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    • I like anteaters. In a word way, they’re kind of cute
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    • I FUCKING KNEW IT.
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    • I can hear the spy vs spy riff
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    • This reminds me of that weird show that aired for like a season about the bugs controlling the office people’s brains
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    • Some ants are yummy. Like lemon ants
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    • Sushi is the fucking best btw, that and Poke bowls, omg
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    • He may be an anteater but I am an aunteater
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    • He just fucking spoiled the ending
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    • First part was fine in its own, kinda didn’t need everything else
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    • When I was in 3rd grade, there was this girl named Gabby, and everyone, including me, a person who is very resistant to rumors, was 100% certain that she ate fucking Grasshoppers. Our school had this big ass field, and she was really good at finding and catching them. Saw her eat one once. Gross AF.
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    • Every office has an anteater
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    • I'm pretty sure this is an episode of the office
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    • Noooooooooo
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    • Hahah so quirky and random, shut the fuck up
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    • The real anteater was the friends we made along the way 😊
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    • It’s always the ones you trust most
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    • Heh antics.
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    • I’ll bet Jeff likes ants on a log doesn’t he?!
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    • The janitor looks up from the grown, seeing the three men stare at each other. He over here’s ants. Janitor is the anteater
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    • “Tumblr sucks!” iFunny says as they laugh at the 7000th tumblr screenshot they’ve seen today
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    • better than the sequels
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    • Are anteaters just nicer than people... because I've never met a boss nice enough to treat me to lunch
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    • Original tweet was kinda funny but tumblr ruined it
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    • Octodad?
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    • Why is this featured?
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    • DUN DUN DUUUUUUHHHHH
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    • DUN DUN DUNNN
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