Me, all My Gf, who disappears handsome n shit when I take my meds
Me, all My Gf, who disappears handsome n shit when I take my meds
When you're choking on water in public but you don't want people to think you have the
rona:
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
8 oct 2020
When you're choking on water in public but you don't want people to think you have the rona:
Feeling cute, might banish souls to the eternal abyss later, IDK
JenniferKarrosArias
24 sep 2020
Feeling cute, might banish souls to the eternal abyss later, IDK
Do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off.
MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse
5 nov 2020
Do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off.
Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while
Chimpanzee sucked on her toe
BIG BELLY
@daaaaaaamnD
I knew it was gone be crazy when I read
Florida
getmesome getmesome
2 nov 2020
Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while Chimpanzee sucked on her toe BIG BELLY @daaaaaaamnD I knew it was gone be crazy when I read Florida
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018
Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
DarkWeirdo88 DarkWeirdo88
7 jan 2021
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018 Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
Jesus is here to give you strength during NNN
Be strong my child.
thelastairbenderp thelastairbenderp
5 nov 2020
Jesus is here to give you strength during NNN Be strong my child.
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @
people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
sully201 sully201
30 dec 2020
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @ people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
EASY STEP BY STEP GENERAL TSO CHICKEN!
FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES...
weregrouch weregrouch
20 sep 2020
EASY STEP BY STEP GENERAL TSO CHICKEN! FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES...
Me: *finally dies*
Satan: "So, how was hell?"
Me:
fuckina knew it
lj129016 lj129016
28 dec 2020
Me: *finally dies* Satan: "So, how was hell?" Me: fuckina knew it
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
xpurple_eeveex xpurple_eeveex
22 jan 2021
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK
AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU.
follow me for more employment advancement tips
1blondie 1blondie
7 apr
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU. follow me for more employment advancement tips
Bobby...there's it one for me- someone special I IIwill you, Rusty?
Mikk Mikk
25 sep 2020
Bobby...there's it one for me- someone special I IIwill you, Rusty?
Waiter: what else for the lovely couple?
Her: oh no, we're just friends haha
Him: you can get us 2 separate checks and please don't forget she had 3 Jarritos, I Know you guys charge extra
MisandryMurder MisandryMurder
24 sep 2020
Waiter: what else for the lovely couple? Her: oh no, we're just friends haha Him: you can get us 2 separate checks and please don't forget she had 3 Jarritos, I Know you guys charge extra
Me: after saving money for months I finally have enough to buy the
My girlfriend:
Mandygally Mandygally
1 oct 2020
Me: after saving money for months I finally have enough to buy the My girlfriend: