Boop for goodluck
ty
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
17 sep 2020
Boop for goodluck ty
Time flies when you're having fun.
Bitch, it's time to Schedule your next visit.
My friend used to have a cat named "Bitch".
mythologymakesmehot mythologymakesmehot
24 sep 2020
Time flies when you're having fun. Bitch, it's time to Schedule your next visit. My friend used to have a cat named "Bitch".
Happy St. Patrick Stewarts Day
Happy St. Patrick Stewarts Day
averagefairy
why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
averagefairy why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
me: google give me a gentle coyote
google:
fandomdeity36 fandomdeity36
22 jan 2021
me: google give me a gentle coyote google:
Me: do you have this shirt in a XL
Hot Topic employee:
Samael Samael
1 dec 2020
Me: do you have this shirt in a XL Hot Topic employee:
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco
Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT
Taco Bell
Don't threaten me with a good time
SturdyTree SturdyTree
8 oct 2020
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT Taco Bell Don't threaten me with a good time
WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT,
WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT, WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
worksforwhiskey:
No don't know anything about that
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
26 sep 2020
worksforwhiskey: No don't know anything about that
YOU MAY BE HIGH
BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE JOHNNY CASH EATING CAKE IN A BUSH HIGH
SpeedyG187 SpeedyG187
1 dec 2020
YOU MAY BE HIGH BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE JOHNNY CASH EATING CAKE IN A BUSH HIGH
Me: I have to start eating healthier
Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:
ry
Download the @memes app
itsham itsham
28 sep 2020
Me: I have to start eating healthier Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress: ry Download the @memes app
Roses Are Red
But Something's Wrong...
Charly254
25 may
Roses Are Red But Something's Wrong...
Texas: we know the power lines can't handle the cold, but they can handle the heat right?
Texas power companies:
Texas: we know the power lines can't handle the cold, but they can handle the heat right? Texas power companies:
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
ignorantmemerinoto ignorantmemerinoto
14 apr
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
People who play video games: didn't
think I was being loud"
Also people who play video games:
@BorderlineBrat
vexmlthe2nd vexmlthe2nd
28 jan
People who play video games: didn't think I was being loud" Also people who play video games: @BorderlineBrat
GIRLS ON INSTAGRAM BE LIKE
Scarletbee Scarletbee
18 may
GIRLS ON INSTAGRAM BE LIKE
Be aware of this cute baby duck scam going around
Gum_Gums Gum_Gums
14 sep 2020
Be aware of this cute baby duck scam going around
Me: Please be careful on that
My toddler:
JACK ASS
i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Me: Please be careful on that My toddler: JACK ASS i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
When I finally sit down and my wife says:
"Can you..."
jbmack_920 jbmack_920
16 jun
When I finally sit down and my wife says: "Can you..."