Boop for goodluck
ty
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
17 sep 2020
Boop for goodluck ty
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?"
tween mom's legs?"
The father answers," Paradise."
The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise."
Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
total_insertrave total_insertrave
17 jun
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?" tween mom's legs?" The father answers," Paradise." The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
SantaCruz SantaCruz
25 sep 2020
girls been giving me shit for buying a 30 year old nissan
No
I've never been in love but imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your Waiter arriving with your food.
utter_siegedaddy utter_siegedaddy
11 jun
No I've never been in love but imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your Waiter arriving with your food.
how am supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
crrocs
BB appletherruit
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
caitutts
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
dthebootydiaries
classic
thiccRequiem4ameme thiccRequiem4ameme
11 jun
how am supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all crrocs BB appletherruit you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you caitutts one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died dthebootydiaries classic
Darwinian Airbags. Who's most likely to survive?
vagueLeagueOfMemes vagueLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
Darwinian Airbags. Who's most likely to survive?
When your girl driving in the far left lane on the highway and Siri says, "In
80Ofeet take this Exit"
Redneck_mechanic_memes Redneck_mechanic_memes
23 oct 2020
When your girl driving in the far left lane on the highway and Siri says, "In 80Ofeet take this Exit"
Nobody:
Youtubers in their thumbnails:
Nobody: Youtubers in their thumbnails:
Me when can hear people chewing:
Me when can hear people
Le
Me when can hear people chewing: Me when can hear people Le
Her Mom: Slow down on your food or you'll choke.
Me: No she won't..
Her Mom: Slow down on your food or you'll choke. Me: No she won't..
When you can feel one of your
fingers is ripe but it refuses to crack
I must break you
When you can feel one of your fingers is ripe but it refuses to crack I must break you
Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Anyone: What the heck was that "BLEGH" sound?!
Metalheads:
That's the good stuff.
justapupp justapupp
1 apr
Anyone: What the heck was that "BLEGH" sound?! Metalheads: That's the good stuff.
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?"
Me: "Whatever she wishes"
ElMundo ElMundo
24 sep 2020
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?" Me: "Whatever she wishes"
Online classes are great! IDK why people keep complaining, my teacher is great!
earlyUnbreakingiv2 earlyUnbreakingiv2
15 dec 2020
Online classes are great! IDK why people keep complaining, my teacher is great!
Everybody asks who's the impostor.
but nobody asks how's the impostor -
sammyd221 sammyd221
23 sep 2020
Everybody asks who's the impostor. but nobody asks how's the impostor -
Everyone going to prom:
*wears a nice suit and dress*
That one kid:
Everyone going to prom: *wears a nice suit and dress* That one kid:
WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE...
IF YOU COULD SEE DOG FARTS
mcheller mcheller
23 sep 2020
WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE... IF YOU COULD SEE DOG FARTS
THE EARLIEST KNOWN PHOTO OF THE FIRST KAREN (1939)
Devil51i1Angel00 Devil51i1Angel00
12 jan 2021
THE EARLIEST KNOWN PHOTO OF THE FIRST KAREN (1939)
"engine loses compression*
Me: Adds more nitrous.
Engine:
You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
"engine loses compression* Me: Adds more nitrous. Engine: You won't let me live. You won't let me die.