booksididnt
My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
booksididnt My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
Have to admire the craftsmanship of that fence
awful_oilyrHumor awful_oilyrHumor
13 mar
Have to admire the craftsmanship of that fence
AN
This Cat Keeps Visiting A Hospital And Gets A Job
As Security
Everyone liked that
SS
HondaSolo HondaSolo
22 sep 2020
AN This Cat Keeps Visiting A Hospital And Gets A Job As Security Everyone liked that SS
How people think humans domesticated dogs
how it actually happened:
Humans
Welves
Puppies
fame fame
21 sep 2020
How people think humans domesticated dogs how it actually happened: Humans Welves Puppies
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm.
Here's your bill.
My Card: *Declines*
Doctor:
codar455 codar455
28 sep 2020
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm. Here's your bill. My Card: *Declines* Doctor:
Brett Barlow Brett Barlow
When you're in the elevator and press the close button as people are approaching
elwaydante
10 oct 2020
Brett Barlow Brett Barlow When you're in the elevator and press the close button as people are approaching
GorillaGrodd GorillaGrodd
27 sep 2020
TikTok me at 18 imagining my life when I'm 30 with 3 kids & 2 dogs
My cat when spill her food at pm:
A_Normal_Lapis A_Normal_Lapis
24 sep 2020
My cat when spill her food at pm:
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching porn:
miclo25
18d
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Me: I'm a Calot person.
Friend: A what?
Me:
Warlord_Of_Mars Warlord_Of_Mars
23 sep 2020
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: I'm a Calot person. Friend: A what? Me:
Someone: *bites the dust*
Queen:
There is another one
Someone: *bites the dust* Queen: There is another one
Weapons of Mass
Distraction
DirkDenzla
22 jan 2021
Weapons of Mass Distraction
Every morning when i look in my fridge and see ingredients instead of meals
La_Chula La_Chula
25 oct 2020
Every morning when i look in my fridge and see ingredients instead of meals
Millennials "You don't understand how bad words hurt!!"
Literally everyone born before 1995:
CU_rcwalsh1942 CU_rcwalsh1942
22 jun
Millennials "You don't understand how bad words hurt!!" Literally everyone born before 1995:
jamzenn
@jamzenn
Mentally I'm cowboy-cat looking over my crops
TrioShitposters TrioShitposters
22 sep 2020
jamzenn @jamzenn Mentally I'm cowboy-cat looking over my crops
Boss: Why are you late?
Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it
at first but I'm here now.
vistavie vistavie
15 apr
Boss: Why are you late? Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it at first but I'm here now.