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why did the cake is a lie become the like most quoted
portal thing when literally everything glados said was
funnier
“Look, we both said a lot of things that *you’re*
going to regret.”
“Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it
so much. Do you want to marry it. WELL I WONT
LET YOU. how does that feel?”
“Nice job breaking it, hero”
“Look at you. sailing through the air majestically. Like
an eagle...piIoting a blimp”
Like this bitch had a goldmine of good lines
ªstarry-nightengale
“Maybe after you finish this test, I’ll let you take the
elevator all the way up to the break room... and I’ll tell
you about the time I saw the deer again.”
“It’s a mystery I’ll have to solve later. By myself.
Because you’ll be dead.”
mkurasumii
“Did you know that people with guilty consciences
are more easily startled by loud noise- * really loud
ass train horn* “I’m sorry, I don’t know why that went
off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact.“
“Well done. Here come the test results: You are a
horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: A
horrible We weren’t testing for that.”
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    • "I think we can put our differences aside for science, you monster."
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    • "This next test was designed by one of Aperture Science's Nobel prize winners. Funny, it doesn't say what the prize was for. Well it certainly wasn't for being immune to nerotoxin."
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    • “The part where he kills you; this is the part where he kills us; this is the part where I kill you” Portal 2 was a masterpiece
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    • Fun tidbit, The slowed down version of the “fast explanation” is actually a bit from Moby Dick. She’s basically just calling her a whale. Good times.
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    • Can't forget Cave Johnson's lemons rant
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    • Well, some of these are from Portal 2 which came much later, and the cake was a lie was quoted more because the game emphasized it more with wall scribbles and it's own end scene after the credits.
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    • My favorite part of the game was always Cave Johnson's rant about the lemons
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    • "The lab boys just informed me that I should not have mentioned the control group. They're telling me I oughtta stop making these pre-recorded messages. That gave me an idea: make more pre-recorded messages. I pay the bills here, I can talk about the control group all damn day."
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    • Wait until you hear Cave Johnson.
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    • Or like 80 of the things cave Johnson (or his alternate selves) said
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    • AAAH! BIRD! BIRD! KILL IT! IT'S EVIL!
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    • Turns out the "unintelligible" part is actually really just sped up super fast, and if it's slowed down you can actually listen to the words! But they're not actually instructions; she just talks about hats.
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    • But these are all quotes from the second game. "The cake is a lie" was an easter egg written on the wall of a Rattman den in the first game. Also, all of these quotes are funny, but they aren't memes, they're one-off contextual jokes.
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    • When life gives you lemons... don’t make lemonade. Get angry! Throw those lemons right back in life’s face! I don’t want your d*** lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? I’m going to burn life’s house down... with the lemons!
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    • Let's not forget about the end credits songs for both games.
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    • "Oh good. My slow clap mechanism made it into this thing. So at least we have that." *series of slow claps*
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    • Cave Johnson has hella quotes, too. TBH Portal and Portal 2 are gold in general.
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    • I can hear her voice through all of these phrases
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    • "Oh good, my slow clap processors made it into this thing, at least we have that"
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    • And then 2 came along and not only did we get goodness from glados but we also got CAVE JOHNSON
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    • The reason the cake line is the most quoted is because these are all funny haha moments, but the fact that there *is* a very real cake makes the line a lot more metaphorical and leaves some things up to interpretation. It has more layers than being a simple joke. Also its short and easy to quote.
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    • The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain. Goodbye caroline. Caroline deleted.
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    • You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute, lunatic. So you know what, you win. Just go.
      Subject27 25 may
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    • Is it bad that i remembered all of these quotes
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    • "you're not just a regular moron. You're 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘥 to be a moron."
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    • are we forgetting the lines they had to take out because they were so mean beta testers cried?
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    • "Well, this is the part where he kills us!" "Hello! This is the part where I kill you!" *Chapter 9: The part where he kills you*
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    • Valve is gonna make a game that crosses over all the storylines. Everyone is gonna lose their shit. It will be the best game ever and no other game sales will come close to the 4 trillion dollars it makes. The economy will be decided by gamers. The first person to 100% it becomes next president.
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    • Favorite one ( after discovering aperture personnel can not help you with test ) “Well that was easy, all we had to do was flip that switch” Wheatly: “Switch? It was a butto- *screams in pain*”
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    • I love the potato line so goddamn much.
      notbear 27 may
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    • For the quote about needing to explain the next test and then I being really fast talking. If you play it in slow motion she reads moby dick
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    • As a longtime Portal fan, I could see and hear just about every one of these. Glad this game is still getting love.
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    • "Oh, it's you. It's been a loooong time. You know, after you murdered me"
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    • Those were mostly from 2, and "the cake is a lie" became iconic before 2 was even out
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    • It’s iconic. Everyone who played the game remembers that line. The cake is mentioned multiple times and finding out it’s a lie was a big moment. Those lines are funny jokes but not iconic.
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    • The funny thing is the speed up part that she says explains the test is actually an excerpt from moby dick.
      Dirtix 25 may
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    • Is it sad, I could hear her talking, as I was reading it
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    • If you haven't heard all the Cave Johnson DLC quotes you haven't fucking lived.
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    • While I do admit that those are all masterfull one liners and should always be cherished, the thing about "the cake is a lie" is that it was the long con, GLaDOS made you think for like a third of that entire game that you would have at least some semblance of escape and it was just ripped away
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    • Wheatley had better delivery, Glados had better lines.
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    • “How can you fail this, it isn’t even a test”
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    • I love how Glados just got increasingly more sassy as 2 went on, even beginning to emote.
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    • I don’t want your damn lemons
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    • Please say something you mute, psychopathic bastard.
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    • The achievement for baking a cake in Minecraft is called "The Lie"
      Humoring 24 may
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    • If you didn’t read these in her voice then gtfo
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    • Where are the Cave Johnson quotes?
      Smitty517 24 may
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    • No one tried to murder me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds.
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    • “I hope you brought something more powerful than a portal gun this time. Otherwise I’m afraid you’re about to become the immediate past-President of the “Being Alive Club.”
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    • The cake is such a good joke from the game makers though. It’s a comment on video game storytelling. The common formula is to strive towards a goal, realize the goal is a deception, then fight the real boss. In portal we always knew the cake was a lie but they pretended that was our goal anyway.
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    • “THIS...SENTENCE....IS.....FALSE! don’t think about it dont think about it dont think about it.”
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    • Portal 1 is my favorite game
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    • Even the ending song was full of salt " I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart and killed me."
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    • “Sorry about the mess, I’ve really let the place go sense you killed me” *male voice* “sarcasm self test completed”
      ccccx 27 may
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    • “When you die, I’m gonna laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby”
      ccccx 27 may
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    • "I will just add a few 0s to the maximum weight"
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    • Portal and portal 2 where absolutely gems
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    • Finally a good fucking reference
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    • Initiate slow clap processor *clap *clap *clap
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    • I can hear all of these in my head
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    • "Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men." Glados was great, but Cave was a sarcastic ass.
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    • I'd marry glados
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    • The cake is a lie is good because it's short and sweet and I don't wanna quote a paragraph from some half funded game that most of society didn't play
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    • Am I the only one reading this in gladoses voice
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    • "You know what,I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons,don't make lemonade,GET MAD,have life take the lemons,DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM,I'm gonna have my boys down in the labs make a combustible lemon and burn life's house down...with the lemon"
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    • How bout the time she called your parents
      memer251 24 may
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    • It’s because no one wants to say those long ass quotes, cake is a lie is short and easy
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    • Cave Johnson had some sweet quotes too. “If you volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news. Bad news is, we’re postponing that test indefinitely; good news is, we have a much better test for you: Fighting an army of mantis men!”
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    • “Yes sir, Mr. Johnson... Wait, why did I just-?! Who?!—“
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    • The part where she’s talking really fast, she’s actually reading some lines from Moby Dick.
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    • If you didn't read these in GLADOS's voice, you need some help bud
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    • SSSSSPPPPPAAAAAAACCCCEEEEEE!!!!
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    • You have no idea how happy I am to see a portal feature I absolutely adore that game and I’ve played it so many times I’ve lost count
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    • You are now going to become the past president of the being alive club
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    • Ya know, I realized at the end of portal 2 when GLADoS is like “the best answer is usually the easiest and tbh killing you is hard” the only reason it’s hard is because it’s physically difficult to get Chell killed. She has successfully avoided every single attempt made by both GLADoS and Wheatley.
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    • Ah well to answer the question.... because cake is a lie is 4 words vs a fucking paragraph.
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    • I heard each one in her voice... I think I played too much portal.
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    • “Hey, do you think you can stick me in one of those long fall boots and just land on one foot?-“
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    • Wasn't it the Rat man who said the Cake is a lie? Obviously Glados is gold, but his existence expands the world a lot and he only said a few lines, thus explaining why that quote is remembered so much.
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    • It is physically impossible to not read this in Glados’s voice
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    • Wheatly too though let's be real
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    • “Let’s see, this next test is… oh-advanced aerial faith plates! Well, have fun soaring through the air without a care in the world. I have to go to the wing that was made entirely of glass and pick up 15 acres of broken glass. By myself.”
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    • “Congratulations. Not on the test. Most test subjects emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.”
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    • "Maybe black Messa. That was a joke, HAHA. fat chance"
      ifroake 30 may
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    • Ok but you’re forgetting how good Wheatley’s lines were too. The “say apple” bit was the single greatest character introduction in gaming history
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    • This and the Stanley parable are two games designed not only to mess with your character in game but with you as a person on a fundamental level
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    • “I’ve been really busy being dead, you know, after you MURDERED me”
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    • Read all these in her voice
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    • Not gonna lie though when you find Glados’ portrait in the depths she looking dummy thicc.
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    • Wait, but isn’t “The Cake is a Lie” one of ratman’s drawings? Kinda the most prominent one
      Crabulous 28 may
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    • That bridge is made from sunlight particles so if you rub your face on it you can almost feel the sun also your hair will catch on fire
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    • And this is just GLaDOS for single player, doesn’t even touch on multiplayer or Cave Johnson. Portal 2 really is a gem.
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    • Portal 3
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    • Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
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