BOB HOW LONG HAS THAT ELDERLY ZOMBIE BEEN GUMMING YOUR HEAD?
O} ABOUT THREE WEEKS NOW.
cHUCK INeWERSEN,
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
BOB HOW LONG HAS THAT ELDERLY ZOMBIE BEEN GUMMING YOUR HEAD? O} ABOUT THREE WEEKS NOW. cHUCK INeWERSEN,
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do
Ul want water?
QueenXShark QueenXShark
19 may
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do Ul want water?
The wise man poops on company time
The foolish man waits until his break
kittle kittle
28d
The wise man poops on company time The foolish man waits until his break
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting
SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
Sandy_Boii Sandy_Boii
19 oct 2020
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off"
we
That one kid:
No. don't th. " I will
PlantedCorgo PlantedCorgo
30 oct 2020
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off" we That one kid: No. don't th. " I will
When teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then
shouts" guys make sure you read the questions carefully
EllieBelle EllieBelle
16 jun
When teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts" guys make sure you read the questions carefully
When you run out of masks but need to wear something to buy more
HighBalls HighBalls
11 dec 2020
When you run out of masks but need to wear something to buy more
Felt cute might appreciates yous later don't know
chinndy8a5t0rd
26 sep 2020
Felt cute might appreciates yous later don't know
*In a Parallel Universe
I ied
Send testacles plz
NYPD NYPD
15 apr
*In a Parallel Universe I ied Send testacles plz
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely.
Me 2 days later:
ChUcky16 ChUcky16
17 mar
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely. Me 2 days later:
Us leaving the party early to go smoke blunt and have sex
Us leaving the party early to go smoke blunt and have sex
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
JDHadx
19 oct 2020
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
Got stood up by my date so thought I'd treat a special girl in my life.
sassy_doggomemes_69 sassy_doggomemes_69
26 sep 2020
Got stood up by my date so thought I'd treat a special girl in my life.
Chase Stout
@ChaserStout
When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat."
Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins
Featured @will_ent
Tigrea1020 Tigrea1020
25 sep 2020
Chase Stout @ChaserStout When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat." Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins Featured @will_ent
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick
Me:
txt2speech
16 jun
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick Me:
jtman6 jtman6
20 sep 2020
Stfu i'm listening to Cars tuner scene