Food on Ubereats $21.48
Delivery Fee $0.99
Tip $3
Total $98.49
Brother
nick_11B nick_11B
2 jun
Food on Ubereats $21.48 Delivery Fee $0.99 Tip $3 Total $98.49 Brother
Me, making a home cooked meal: I can't wait, this smells amazing...&
My dog:
is for me?
uppercutdoucheba uppercutdoucheba
21 sep 2020
Me, making a home cooked meal: I can't wait, this smells amazing...& My dog: is for me?
2002 you're at a family reunion hiding out in nanna's basement playing donkey Kong on your and the "cool aunt" sneaks you your first drink
POOL
Li
Spiders Spiders
28 dec 2020
2002 you're at a family reunion hiding out in nanna's basement playing donkey Kong on your and the "cool aunt" sneaks you your first drink POOL Li
"I've just learned a terrible truth. I think
Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord."
"Yeah, but you acting kinda sus though."
FlyingWhale FlyingWhale
27 sep 2020
"I've just learned a terrible truth. I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord." "Yeah, but you acting kinda sus though."
Chase Stout
@ChaserStout
When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat."
Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins
Featured @will_ent
Tigrea1020 Tigrea1020
25 sep 2020
Chase Stout @ChaserStout When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat." Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins Featured @will_ent
Yeah sex is cool. But have you ever woken up from a dream and slept again and the dream continued from where you left.
Tabby Tabby
5 dec 2020
Yeah sex is cool. But have you ever woken up from a dream and slept again and the dream continued from where you left.
"OMG. can't believe your dog just does whatever you tell it to, Susie. You must be a dog whisperer!"
TRAINING
NahBruh11 NahBruh11
23 sep 2020
"OMG. can't believe your dog just does whatever you tell it to, Susie. You must be a dog whisperer!" TRAINING
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine.
You may be a victim of software
counterfeiting.
Me:
am not in danger, Microsoft,
I am the danger.
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine. You may be a victim of software counterfeiting. Me: am not in danger, Microsoft, I am the danger.
You can wear a mask, and sit in school for 8 hours.
you
can't wear a mask outside, and
or treat,
_TonyStark _TonyStark
24 sep 2020
You can wear a mask, and sit in school for 8 hours. you can't wear a mask outside, and or treat,
Captured a rare sight today! Ignore the woman and you'll see the real beauty!
smooth_stolen_panda smooth_stolen_panda
27 jan 2021
Captured a rare sight today! Ignore the woman and you'll see the real beauty!
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's Day
instead of dine in \
SwiftUI SwiftUI
16 oct 2020
instead of dine in \
when you decide to have a little lay down for few minutes but you wake up at fully clothed with the lights on
when you decide to have a little lay down for few minutes but you wake up at fully clothed with the lights on
chyrsoprases
I hope you like host clubs, cat.
LIVIAy LIVIAy
21 sep 2020
chyrsoprases I hope you like host clubs, cat.
He's proba
thinking absut other dogs.
What was Scar's name before he got the scar?
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
He's proba thinking absut other dogs. What was Scar's name before he got the scar?
Friend: How did your first camping trip as a family go?
Me:
WIFE STABS HUSBAND WITH SQUIRREL
NaheemGaming NaheemGaming
2 jun
Friend: How did your first camping trip as a family go? Me: WIFE STABS HUSBAND WITH SQUIRREL
Me: Does literally nothing
Random part of my body:
I said we hurting to
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
12 jan 2021
Me: Does literally nothing Random part of my body: I said we hurting to