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    • Finally, some good fucking news.
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      • I’m already making a reservation
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              • MrMikk 4 feb
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                • It’s called the St. Regis Aspen Resort. An average room costs around $800+ a night.
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                  • WHERE IS ThIS SPECIFICALLY
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                    • What if i wanna tuck him in at night?
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                      • * scratch at door* “woof service”
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                        • Mr_Dead 2 feb
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                          • They are such great and goofy dogs Ill post a pic of mine in my profile if people want
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                            • MYLEG__ 2 feb
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                              • Then there’s going to be a theft
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                                • I have four of these and they do exactly that
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                                  • *tucks you in tightstarts humping your leg*😂😂 I’m sorry I wrote this
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                                    • Fucking FUCK that is so cute I'm in physical pain.
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                                      • Trivago app intensifies
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                                        • That’s great for me because I’ll see that cute pupper as he tucks me in and then I’ll die due to my allergies to dogs! Hooray!
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                                          • I’m going to aspen!
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                                            • BO55Gamr 2 feb
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                                              • My therapist has one of these dogs and she's such a sweetie
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                                                • Search history: CHEAPEST PLANE TICKET TO ASPEN
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                                                    • That's it kids were moving to Aspen
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                                                      • “Sir you keep making a reservation here almost every night, why is that?”
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                                                          • I had a Bernese Mountain dog, her name was Casey. Towards the end of her life she got really sick and (obviously) she died. I remember one morning I woke up early, before everyone else, and went down stairs. I found her laying down on the ground against a wall and I sat with her for a while. (Cont.)
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                                                            • Abdomens 2 feb
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                                                                • Eyyyyy that's my home town
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                                                                  • And a little goodnight kiss on the forehead?
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                                                                    • Get layed hooman.. Cuddle snuggle now... Go we dare
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                                                                        • I'll take your entire stock
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                                                                          • Take me ducking money
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                                                                            • Where is this I swear to FUCKING GOD TELL ME RIGHT NOW
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                                                                                  • ASPEN, HERE I COME
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                                                                                    • Good boi
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                                                                                      • NO ill tuck him in for his sevice
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                                                                                        • I have a Bernese Mountain Dog. The goodest dog to ever live
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                                                                                          • Making a reservation as we speak
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                                                                                            • Another reason why Colorado is the best
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                                                                                              • Nope nope no more people in Colorado please, stop moving here. Especially you damn Californians
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                                                                                                • Ok but what about when it grows into a full sized floofer that weighs a hundred pounds and you get crushed as it tucks you in
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                                                                                                  • I had a Berner for a long time, since he was a puppy. He passed away last month 😥 Rip Eli, you were the best of bois
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                                                                                                    • I'm going back to Aspen why wasn't I informed of this the first time
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                                                                                                      • *sale rate increases over 9000%*
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                                                                                                        • He looks so happy
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                                                                                                          • Yes fucking please
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                                                                                                            • ShUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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                                                                                                              • Where. What’s the name
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                                                                                                                • Thats fine. Ill pay you double. (Sir you dont have to pa-) Heres the money.
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                                                                                                                  • Kids, pack your bags, we’re going to Aspen
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                                                                                                                    • *buys ticket immediately*
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                                                                                                                        • I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Asssssppeeeeeen
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                                                                                                                          • We just got a Bernese mountain dog and he’s the cutest damn thing like if you give him a toy he will bounce when he walks and he’ll bite the bottom of your pants and bring you around the hpuse
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                                                                                                                            • The goodest of boyes
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                                                                                                                                • I had a bernese mountain dog, they are awesome
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                                                                                                                                  • Instead of people stealing towels, they are going to he stealing dogs.
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                                                                                                                                    • Where the fuck do I check in?
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                                                                                                                                      • My grandma’s elderly home has one named Bear. He just chills out with the old people
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                                                                                                                                        • We had a Bernese mountain dog named Noah for 11 years before we had to put him down, he was a great dog.
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                                                                                                                                            • You know what, I’ll go there, just to tuck it in instead
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                                                                                                                                              • Keys, WHERE ARE MY KEYS
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                                                                                                                                                • If I pay extra can I cuddle with it?
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                                                                                                                                                  • Looks like I’m taking a 3 week vacation to Aspen
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                                                                                                                                                    • Red is gay
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                                                                                                                                                      • #13 BOYS LETS GO
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                                                                                                                                                          • AAAAWWWWW
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                                                                                                                                                            • I would smuggle him out in my suitcase
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                                                                                                                                                              • Will It curl up with me to help me fall asleep?
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                                                                                                                                                                • Is it possible to live there permanently
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Will it stay for cuddles
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Well time to break my legs
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Can I tuck him in instead?
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Bernese mountain dogs have the cutest faces change my mind
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                                                                                                                                                                              • My friend has 3 Bernese mountain dogs and every time you walk in his house they will mob you
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                                                                                                                                                                                • I'm gonna need this boys after what happened February 3rd, 2019
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Will he tuck u in or will u tuck him in
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • There’s a hotel on the access road to Killington in VT that has two massive st Bernard’s that walk around all day and entertain the guests, why don’t more places do this?!
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • YALL ITS CALLED ST. REGIS ASPEN RESORT
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Holy shit I’m on vacation in Colorado right now IM GONNA GO THERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • So the shining hotel is based off the Stanley hotel in Aspen, and Cujo is a St. Bernard, which sort of looks like this dog. So this hotel may be a combination of Stephen Kings amazingness
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • That’s cool, but when I go to aspen all i see is my failures
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • i live in colorado which hotel hoTELL ME
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • My bags are gonna be much heavier leaving than they were signing in.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Take my money, all of it
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Like if you’re going for the rams. Just hate the patriots so damn much
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • I will find it. And I will book two weeks there!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • My new home
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