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ugly?? One wet wipe to the face
and y'all go from a 9 toa 3
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    • A wet wipe to the face for a guy makes him go from a 5 to a 10
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    • Big facts no printer
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    • that’s why i like the girls who don’t wear makeup
      Llif3 13 jul
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    • 9??? Some of those bitches hardly break 7 with half of Sephora’s products on their face.
      bullet757 13 jul
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    • Goddamn
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    • Apart from Dolly Parton... She goes from 9 to 5...
      DC999 13 jul
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    • I don’t wear makeup so I’m always a three at best
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    • Fax
      _l_3_f_t_ 12 jul
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    • Mine goes from a 10 to a 10
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    • Personally, I don't find girls who wear very thicc makeup attractive cuz it takes away from their natural beauty like I want to see how your eyebrows look or maybe you have dimples? But I know some girls put on makeup for themselves for fun or other reasons
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    • Imagine wearing makeup.. no makeup gang
      HOT_owo 13 jul
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    • Ok Kennedy one bullet to the face and you go from alive to in Arington Cemetery
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    • Uh, I don't wear makeup...so I'm ugly 24/7 fam
      PVTSloth 13 jul
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    • Your husband so ugly, you can’t see him with those ugly ass fake ass longer than normal ass eyelashes on.
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    • Makeup is DOPE and I say go for it. But when it gets to a point where turning attractive forms a nasty ego, that's wack. If a girl wouldnt be confident in talking shit with their OWN makeup off, they got no business talking shit period.
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    • id say 7 to 3
      pizza_guy 13 jul
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    • Is that guy related to JFK?
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    • Make up makes u ugly natural is best
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    • The only people that really care about makeup is other bitches. Guys only care about three things: Are you fat? Are you ugly? Are you a complete bitch? No on all three? Great lets talk.
      SwampFox 14 jul
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    • I have no quarrel with makeup when it ENHANCES. And I enjoy cool makeup transformations FOR FUN. I don’t think it’s right to use the transforming powers of makeup to hook a partner. Use your natural (enhanced) beauty and personality. But that’s me, everyone’s different.
      YourGuyCy 13 jul
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    • Makeup is ugly, change my mind
      TGDjent 14 jul
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    • Stop it. Girls look better without makeup!!!!
      Michiru 13 jul
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    • Make up is fine but fact is if I slide my finger across your forehead and it comes off a different color you a fucking clown. If you plan to wear make up keep it to mascara, eyeliner maybe some blush and lipstick.
      Dathimire 13 jul
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    • They go from a 8 to a bait
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    • Idk even 9 is generous. 80% of these bitches have an entire beauty store worth of products in their house and they still are a 7
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    • Most girls don't gaf what guys think when it comes to makeup
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    • Lol guys like to say they prefer no makeup but don’t realize that the “natural” look in media and porn for women they think are hot is from makeup. I don’t cake it on and I only put it on when I go out for something special but I rarely get hit on without makeup and do all the time with. Men lie lol
      LadySith 13 jul
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    • How girls look with with five pounds of makeup:
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    • This man is spitting straight FACTS!
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    • Some dudes really out here lookin like sloth though
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    • I go from a 4 to a 4 because I don’t wear makeup
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    • JT_81 13 jul
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    • I don’t know why I’m randomly commenting this, but dating is the one thing(or one of only things) people have 100% preference in. Meaning, no one should force themselves to date someone that they don’t have full interest in, whether they don’t find them attractive or they dislike their(1/2)
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    • I fucking hate wearing makeup. But some girls and guys like it. It’s art in its unique form. Some of the best movies and shows are made better by makeup artists.
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    • Mine goes from a 5 to a sparkling clean 5
      BrookIyn 13 jul
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    • I met my girlfriend without makeup, but when she puts it on its a whole other girl
      LickinAss 13 jul
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    • My girlfriend rarely ever wears makeup and she’s easily a 9 or 10
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    • Makeup is cool. If a woman wants to wear makeup; all the power to them. It makes them feel confident. I just don’t like when a girl’s beauty is entirely from makeup, and then they shit on guys for not looking like a 9/10 or 10/10
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    • Well I don’t wear makeup anyway and I’m still a 0 so ya🙂🙃
      raveny 15 jul
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    • I'm acceptably ugly, like yeah I'm ugly, but there are worst guys, I'd rate myself a 4 at best
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    • I don’t know how to explain this to guys because I don’t really know why myself but I like wearing makeup. Everybody always feels the need to tell me that I look the exact same without it but I’m not trying to impress anyone or hide insecurities it’s just something I like to waste my time/money on.
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    • More like a 6 to a 9 to a 3
      Attaboi 12 jul
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    • It's just annoying when they give you one hug and your shirt is smeared in the dunes of makeup.
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    • fssetill 16 jul
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    • Yoooo that’s facts tho
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    • Js yall preach you want a hot girl and then when women try to be hot, like wear makeup, you denounce them. Of course a girl is gonna wanna look like a 10 if that’s what all men seem to want.
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    • PorkSword 13 jul
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    • 0 is still 0 becuse i got no girlfriend
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    • Women will be truly empowered when they learn en masse that a smile and a kind word does more to a man than all the makeup the world has to offer.
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    • Thought it said wet pipe and I was like yea but that’s anybody
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    • brony 15 jul
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    • This is probably the most realest shit I've seen in a loooonnnngggg as time!!!....DAMN!!! Who broke your heart bro?
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    • I kind i feel bad because i was a straight savage back then like roasting the shit out of this girl who started it first but I went straight asshole mode like dating her friend who I knew she had a crush on but it was even more of a motive to do so to kinda just show she’s just a chump
      Jorgeren8 14 jul
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    • Skrunky 13 jul
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    • It needed to be said. I respect that.
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    • Holy shit you fuckin' ki lled em bro!
      MOPAR_707 13 jul
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    • That’s a lotta damage
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    • Listen, there are girls who wear too much make up and they look like clowns and when they take it off some look better and some look worse, there’s also those that wear the perfect amount of make up and look good, sometimes when they take it off they look just as good and other times worse or better
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    • Unpopular opinion: less makeup is prettier
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    • also damn the pick me girls in this comment section is sad
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    • I'm always a 3 because I don't wear makeup lol.
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    • I wear the basic makeup, nothing too much. Just foundation, eyeshadow, and mascara.
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    • As someone who never wears makeup... I never get hit on, asked out or anything... I wore makeup once and got regular looks and compliments... are y'all just mad that women can be ugly, damn
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    • I look gorgeous without and with makeup. I don’t wear makeup to work and I have people tell me how pretty I am etc. but I like makeup, it’s fun to wear and so I wear it.
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    • the fuck is makeup
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    • Imagine feeling so insecure about yourself that you put down females for using makeup
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    • Too generous with the 3
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    • Yikes
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    • All you really need it eyeliner, cause it brings out the eyes that are already here. I'm with you for you, I like you for who you are and what you look like, not the stuff on your face.
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    • One of the boys probably more attractive than that cheap slut
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    • Listen guys, everyone is beautiful. Until they downgrade others for their own interest
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    • Bitch goes to work and sweats all her make up off, call that a 9 to 5
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    • Y’all talking shit but I know y’all be looking crusty af lmao
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    • I am a cis gender male. I actually enjoy wearing makeup not like oh I’m a pretty girl kind but the damn that’s a nice chiseled jaw and nice skin kind of look. Lol.
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    • If a girl is pretty with makeup, then if I wear a 2 foot strap on my cock is massive
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    • The problem with make up is the morons who use it to create a new face. It’s meant to just pretty up/enhance a face. Not fuckin surgically change your bones and skin color.
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    • I never put on makeup cause theres really no point in hiding my ugly ass lmao
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    • I have no problem with makeup. I think alot of girls look good with it. But if you put so much on that you are literally unrecognizable without it, that's gross. I dont want to date a girl and then the first time I see her without makeup I dont even recognize her
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    • Bold of you to assume i wear makeup at all
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    • The natural look is even better tho idek why people say it's not
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    • i dont wear makeup because i think its gross to take off
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    • Holy shit you fucking k1lled her dude
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    • I think y’all are so insecure and put down women bc u can’t get one. I have plenty of guy friends who I help with makeup and hygiene bc they don’t know and I think it’s fine tbh.
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    • SpongeBob erasing DoodleBob
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    • Guys i need help!! I asked a girl out a while back and her dad says she needs to wait for another year to date. Should i go along and do what her dad asks or should we date secretly??? I have been thinking about it and cant decide
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    • Holy shit i cant breath🤣🤣🤣
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    • I don't know what I go to with it on, but it's definitely up
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    • I hate the girls who go from 4>8 but truly believe they look better with makeup
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    • Triggered feminists incoming
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    • Bold of you to assume it'll only take one wet wipe
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    • lol you dont need makeup to be hot, only other females even give a shit just dont have a shit personality and ur good
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    • Imagine being sober everyone becomes ugly af
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    • you mean a 3 to a 1
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    • You mean a 4 to a 1.
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    • Natural is best honestly ugly or not and think about it like this everyone is attracted to something so that means your someones type
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    • 9 is a bit generous
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    • BUUUURRRRNNNN!!!!!
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    • Imagine thinking women spend $100’s of dollars and 1-2 hours to impress some absolute thumbs
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