• bitches be like "shrimp dick"
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    • Comically large shrimp
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    • Collossal Shrimp Dick
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    • CrazyCray 24 jul
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    • Can someone find me a picture of a 6.5 inch long shrimp so I can make this joke
      _2020_ 23 jul
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    • Can someone find me a picture of a 3 inch long shrimp so I can make this joke
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    • Can someone find my dick so I can make this joke
      PoliteCat 24 jul
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    • Nice shrimp bro.
      Tagnut 24 jul
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    • Well great now I know I don't even have a shrimp dick 😔
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    • So... do we measure from the base or the nuts?
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    • Their dildo that does a bunch of crazy stuff is still bigger bro. You can’t compete
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    • ErosOne 24 jul
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    • At least my dick doesn't SMELL like shrimp
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    • Ayy even if yo dick small. Train that shit to last a long time. Bitches love endless shrimp
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    • I still wouldn’t want my dick to look like a shrimp
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    • KingKrab 24 jul
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    • Guys, guys I measured my dick and you won’t believe it but the dude is 6.9 inches! I am the chosen one.
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    • She said give me 12 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and hit her on the head with a frying pan
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    • No no, it’s the shrimps dick they’re referring to
      FederaI 23 jul
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    • Can someone find me the biggest shrimp you can find so I can say that’s my dick size
      chopstew 24 jul
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    • That shrimp is actually the same exact length as my dick
      Archalack 24 jul
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    • Does anyone else eat the shell on the shrimp? Bc I dont.
      WayAway 24 jul
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    • Bro that’s a big ass shrimp
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    • Great bait for fish
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    • Bitches on my prawn 🍤
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    • Bitches smell like the ocean and got the nerve to call me shrimp, aight bitch we a whole seafood buffet... wait till she finds out about the crabs
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    • Only got like 5.5 :/
      King_Bot 24 jul
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    • squidz 23 jul
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    • I'm 7" and some change but I typically bottom out at around 6" on average with most women...it really depends on the girl but you kings who are around 6" have nothin to worry about
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    • U fools it's the size of the shrimp's dick, not the shrimp itself.
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    • Only 8? 😔😔😔
      Offworldr 24 jul
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    • Yeah okay this but with 1.1 inch shrimp
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    • Centimeters
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    • Bitches still so ungrateful that they consider that even to be small.. As if we should walk around with 25inches
      StepBruh 24 jul
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    • Im all girth no depth. My dick has the same dimensions as an iPhone 😭
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    • They mean brine shrimp
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    • lFunnyChan call me shrimp dick again
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    • My dicks like 7 inches and the girl I'm with now, it wont even fit all the way unless she fully aroused through foreplay first or just super horny. You just gotta find someone that fits your dick :) my ex had a gaper that made me feel insignificant
      __Satan_ 26 jul
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    • Tfw even a shrimp is bigger than your dick
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    • They’re talking about the smell, dude
      Shwoopsy 25 jul
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    • so happy i redownloaded this app
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    • What if they're calling your dick a literal shrimps dick? Then that wouldn't make any sense
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    • Long shrimp.
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    • The dis refers to the size of the shrimp’s dick not the shrimp itself shrimp dick...
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    • I think they mean the same size as the shrimps dick
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    • My dick smells like piss
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    • Anyone have a 2 inch shrimp picture?
      BeeMan 25 jul
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    • They were referring to the ones in instant ramen noodles, the skittles sized ones
      Harbinger 24 jul
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    • Fool doesn’t understand that “shrimp dick” doesn’t mean “dick the size of a shrimp” but “dick the size of a shrimp’s dick”
      TaaMaaHaa 24 jul
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    • If your dick looks like that call a doctor
      Kaiau 24 jul
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    • Just like a dick though, only the meat gets measured and the meat on that shrimp is 4 inches
      MikeMr305 24 jul
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    • No. She meant your dick is the shape of a shrimp. But jokes on her, I have crabs, not shrimp. Stupid girl lol
      Linebat 24 jul
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    • nice shrimp bro
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    • Lobster gang
      M0istDab 25 jul
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    • Damn imagine that thing forcing its way down your urethra
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    • Nah. They’re saying you have a shrimpS dick. With an s
      Im_TheGuy 25 jul
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    • Damn, I don’t even have a shrimp dick 😞
      MemeGiver 25 jul
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    • 3 inch terror gang
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    • Almost a shrimp dick
      lwpack 24 jul
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    • thats a huge ass shrim
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    • When your dick bigger than the shrimp
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    • Cooked shrimp dick
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    • Thats a prawn. Prawn schlong, more like
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    • Can someone find me a picture of a 7 inch shrimp
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    • That's when you reply with, "Okay flatchest", or "Ms Noass"
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    • That’s a Prawn
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    • but they didn't even measure the shrimps dick
      Xylon 24 jul
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    • One dick joke appears and all of ifunny somehow has an average length of 6.7 inches. Crazy
      MrFlubber 24 jul
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    • I measure from the nuts because I always try and squeeze them in there too
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    • Pretty sure that's a prawn.
      Setesh 24 jul
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    • But how long is the shrimp’s dick?
      __Monika 24 jul
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    • I've got a gorilla cock 😎
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    • Bitches call me lobster dick
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    • Aight, im horny enough to have no dignity, who's tryna see my semi large dick
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    • I have a shrimp dick go figure
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    • HOLY SHIT ITS THE PERFECT SIZED SHRIMP FOR ME HAHAHAHAHAH
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    • Now measure its dick
      Cvaldez63 24 jul
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    • Jumbo shrimp
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    • 52k in collective????? Wtffff
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    • My wife said my dicks small :(
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    • Not as good as their massive fucking dragon dildo
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    • Thats cm stupid
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    • Honestly im like super tall and despite having a 7 inch penis i feel like im small due to the fact that im 6 ft 10.
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    • Women who make fun of a man’s dick are trash
      sorrywhat 25 jul
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    • The true rule of dick sizes on the internet is that, no matter if you tell the truth or not, nobody on the internet will believe you when you say what size your dick is
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    • What if it’s breaded?
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    • "Call me shrimp dick now bitch"
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    • that's why I've trained my dick to last long and go back to back, bitches love endless shrimp
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    • Something idk
      L002 25 jul
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    • Fuck man that shrip is bigger than my dick
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    • Hell yea man. Represent
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    • Wow, nice cock
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    • I wanna suck on your shrimp 😣
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    • I have a big dick and I wouldn’t trade it for a million bucks
      sixdogs 24 jul
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    • Maybe it’s as big as the shrimps dick though
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    • Lol the shrimp is bigger than most of the peoples dicks on here.
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