• Birthdays were so easy when l was
younger like I wanted toys and stuff like
that. But now??? My parents are like
"what do you want?” and I’m just like
“ldk, maybe some self esteem??
emotional stability?? a hobby??
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      human117 11 may
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      Ordinator 11 may
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      Rexaura 10 may
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      MakeEmMad 10 may
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      riley1111 10 may
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      yokimmer 10 may
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      Promises 10 may
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      Strife309 10 may
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      Tempelton 15 may
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      treyas90 15 may
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      PlateUp 14 may
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      QwiIfish 13 may
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      byugoi 13 may
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