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    • All I want is money please
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    • Heroin
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    • Happiness. Love.
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    • I need a fucking hobby
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    • I want a life
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    • It’s my birthday today, can I have top comment?
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    • I want my ankle to stop being messed up so I can go for a run and I want As in my classes and I want socks but my parents don’t like it when I literally ask for only a bunch of socks
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    • I want a couple grand to buy a couple pounds of weed that I can sell to the neighbors 14 year old kid at outrageous prices
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    • A new carhartt vest
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    • Love from my parents
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    • I don’t appreciate you posting about my life
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    • ... uhhh why don’t you jus get up and go get a hobbie or something your parents aren’t responsible for your happiness your in charge of that
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    • WHY ARE FIRST WORLD CHILDREN SAD?! Fucking WHY GODDAMN IT?!
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    • Muny
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    • Maybe you should just ask for a rope tied into a noose. How are you that fucking sad?
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    • Weed. Just give me weed. Or money for weed.
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    • Oh I'd love nothing more than a hobby
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    • I used to get toys for my birthday,use them once and they would get lost for all eternity in my closet
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    • I’m a parent, I’ll take two hours of sleep
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    • Friends 😭 I’ve had two birthday parties and invited like 16 people and only one person would come
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    • Money you dumb bitch
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    • Pay down my credit card debt. Pay a bill.
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    • “You’ll never use it “
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    • A gun so I can kill myself. Or money to buy a gun so I can kill myself
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    • Get a hobby so you can get stuff for your hobby
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    • Just get me socks an underwear
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    • My parents are like "no video games" but I'm just like, okay cool, none of the thing that keeps my mind off of the depression and crippling self-loathing.
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    • I just want world peace and an end to hunger... I'm starving!
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    • Maybe... pay my PG&E bill?!
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    • Money
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    • Gas money
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    • Sleep
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    • Congrats you’re just like everyone else now
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    • Welcome to being an adult. Congratulations. Grow up. Get it yourself, that's what your parents did. Or they spoiled the poop out of their kids. Are the kids thankful? Did it set them up for life? You tell me
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    • Stuff i want is expensive so im like "nothing just u guys" and then my dad calls my bs
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    • You don't have a hobby? How the fuck does that work?
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    • True love
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    • A job
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    • You can’t even ask for cash when you get older because the older you get the more cash you need. When you were young, 20 bucks was a lot but now that I’m older 200 bucks barely pays one bill.
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    • Maybe they should have given you something other than toys when you were young.
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    • What do you mean? I ask to go to Schlitterbahn, Incredible Pizza, Laser Quest, or Six Flags. I love using my birthday to get off work and spend time with my parents
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    • I'd like socks and underwear, please. Sorry I took it for granted growing up, mom and dad, I didn't know that shit was so expensive
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    • I’m in this post and I don’t like it
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    • I asked my parents for boxes and packing tape cuz I'm moving but they gave me some chocolate instead....
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    • Just get a Jeep and make it a passion project 🤷🏻‍♂️
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    • Stop fucking pitying yourselves you pussies. I can’t stand this self hate shit that everyone seems to preach nowadays. You’re unbelievably lucky to be alive right now so show some appreciation and do something with yourself
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    • I never got anything either way
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    • Some motivation to do anything with my life?
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    • Cash? Cash.
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    • Just say clothes.
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    • The will to live
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    • Friends
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    • a gf
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    • Gas money
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    • Bruh quit whining about your socially awkward ass 😂
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    • I don't get shit for my birthday wth
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    • Guns and Ammo
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    • Maybe instead of bitching go actively try things out, I didn’t know I enjoyed making models, yet I do.
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    • is our young generation actually more depressed or is it because people are more willing to talk about it now? or maybe it's a mix of both. it concerns me how a lot of generation Z are depressed and unable to function normally
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    • Mom: what do you want for your birthday honey? Me, a broke college student who hunts for most of his meat: we're going to a real steakhouse and I'm getting the biggest steak on the menu
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    • i’m in this photo and i don’t like it
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    • Just clothes tbh something useful
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    • Socks
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    • Haha you're so quirky and cool
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    • White girls be like
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    • Video games my friend, trust
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    • Lego. Always lego.
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    • Uhhh, shit bruh Idk. Some scotch tape maybe? A gun?
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    • But those are all on you. Maybe don’t be a bitch??
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    • Money
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    • Well the hobby you can figure out on your own but they can get you so stuff for the hobbu
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    • My parents paid my rent for my birthday this year
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    • All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
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    • So true
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    • Money. Literally all I've ever asked for is money since I was 6. What do I get? Socks.
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    • Vbucks
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    • A therapist*
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    • I'm just gonna get a drawing tablet to do commissions
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    • Me: mom I want a Tesla for my birthday. Mom: no way, pick something else. Me: ok how bout a girlfriend. Mom: fine what kind of Tesla do you want
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    • I really never know what to say because anything reasonably priced I've probably bought myself already.
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    • I just say video games and money
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    • *looks at 19 unbuilt model kits on my work bench and my shelves full of model airplanes, most 1/48 scale and some duplicates* "hmmm. A bigger version of that one, perhaps?"
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    • I want a body that functions normally
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    • The only things that I would want as a gift that aren't just money but i don't really need are air pods and sekeiro.
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    • I just asked for a board game this year. That was it. Couldn’t think of anything I actually wanted
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    • Try coin collecting. I have a YouTube channel mostly for coin collecting. It's called Ya Boi Tony55 with a cat profile picture. (Orange cat)
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    • Try stop being an idiotic pussy and get out in the world and see what you're good at
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    • Ezpz money and food
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    • Sweet release of death?
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    • some cocaine would be great. dieting has proven to be too difficult
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    • Worm
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    • I haven't gotten anything for my birthday since I was 16
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    • Someone to love me
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    • I want a mountain of Cocaine and some bitches.
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    • My boyfriend always finds the most perfect gifts for me. I always tell him not to get me anything, and he never listens🙄 and somehow shows up with things I never would’ve thought of but are absolutely perfect
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    • Nah I’m 20 but I still ask for Legos. No one gets me them except my sister bless her soul
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