BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL?
STOLE A TON OF MONEY.
THAT WAS STEP ONE.
poorlydrawnlines
MPBaby MPBaby
24 sep 2020
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL? STOLE A TON OF MONEY. THAT WAS STEP ONE. poorlydrawnlines
The Name Is
ip
Blonde, Jane
Blonde
lettuce_yeetdrive lettuce_yeetdrive
16 dec 2020
The Name Is ip Blonde, Jane Blonde
YodaButtPlug YodaButtPlug
27 sep 2020
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Indiana Jones not knowing why he's in the Mos Eisley Cantina in
Man: Hello Mam. Can get your help finding my wife?
Woman Confused: How can I help?
Man: Let's just say you have qualities that she will sense.
Man: Hello Mam. Can get your help finding my wife? Woman Confused: How can I help? Man: Let's just say you have qualities that she will sense.
Lenny: There's talk of hanging
Micah
Arthur:
Lenny: There's talk of hanging Micah Arthur:
When you've done your fake laugh 2 times and they still keep talking
When you've done your fake laugh 2 times and they still keep talking
FoxesGoBoom FoxesGoBoom
24 sep 2020
<xgoodboyx> the diamonds are right up here
Not gonna say what I'm thinking cause don't wanna be startin something.
rinja rinja
23 oct 2020
Not gonna say what I'm thinking cause don't wanna be startin something.
If a Southern woman says
"What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it
She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
yaddayadda
23 oct 2020
If a Southern woman says "What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
According to Rugrats canon these two run down human beings were only 33 years old
@DEATHBYDIAPERS
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
24 feb
According to Rugrats canon these two run down human beings were only 33 years old @DEATHBYDIAPERS
*In a Parallel Universe
I ied
Send testacles plz
NYPD NYPD
15 apr
*In a Parallel Universe I ied Send testacles plz
My friend : Just be confident and don't say anything stupid.
Me to my crush:
like
UenoChan UenoChan
2 jun
My friend : Just be confident and don't say anything stupid. Me to my crush: like
Today let us give thanks to Al
Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
Today let us give thanks to Al Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons
their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles:
mematic
happymf happymf
23 sep 2020
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles: mematic
"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!"
{visible confusion}
SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
28 sep 2020
"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!" {visible confusion}
In 2010, a man in
In 2010, man in England was arrested
for recording his neighbor's noisy dogs and replaying the noise at full volume over the neighbor's fence.
The guy:
nervousari
29 sep 2020
In 2010, a man in In 2010, man in England was arrested for recording his neighbor's noisy dogs and replaying the noise at full volume over the neighbor's fence. The guy:
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house
My dog while our house is getting robbed:
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house My dog while our house is getting robbed:
Sorry boys
ELLE COM
It Turns Out, Women Are Actually Better Drivers
Than Men
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Does she knows she's in the backseat in the photo?
Marijuanology Marijuanology
23 sep 2020
Sorry boys ELLE COM It Turns Out, Women Are Actually Better Drivers Than Men 5others Comments Share Like Comment Share Does she knows she's in the backseat in the photo?
"How many hoes you got?"
Me:
Intoxicating Intoxicating
26 feb
"How many hoes you got?" Me: