BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
Dads watching your ass get beat by your
Mom for something they said was okay
kayla1323 kayla1323
27 jan
Dads watching your ass get beat by your Mom for something they said was okay
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it
SirCattoThe1st SirCattoThe1st
25 sep 2020
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it
Me: "Hey Mom, what would happen if asked for a PSS for my birthday?"
Mom:
VenomRick VenomRick
3 jan 2021
Me: "Hey Mom, what would happen if asked for a PSS for my birthday?" Mom:
"COMPLAINING ABOUT A PROBLEM WITHOUT POSING A SOLUTION IS CALLED WHINING."
TEDDY ROOSEVELT
ThePatnoonicTemplar ThePatnoonicTemplar
5 oct 2020
"COMPLAINING ABOUT A PROBLEM WITHOUT POSING A SOLUTION IS CALLED WHINING." TEDDY ROOSEVELT
This how women aim when they looking for a good man
ZeroTwo___ ZeroTwo___
9 feb
This how women aim when they looking for a good man
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids
me: nah i'd rather have the money
kennugly kennugly
19 jan 2021
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids me: nah i'd rather have the money
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag
AM - Twitter Web Client
Meth Meth
18 nov 2020
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag AM - Twitter Web Client
Someone will die.
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Someone will die. SS I Of fum.
SO LONG, FORREST I
I'LL BE BACK WHEN YOU'RE A SHRIMP BILLIONAIRE AND I'M A SINGLE MOM WITH AIDS
dr_Mario dr_Mario
5 oct 2020
SO LONG, FORREST I I'LL BE BACK WHEN YOU'RE A SHRIMP BILLIONAIRE AND I'M A SINGLE MOM WITH AIDS
Me: Leaves the house for 10 minutes to go to the store
My dogs:
in terms of. parents. we have-no parents
Samspade666 Samspade666
22 sep 2020
Me: Leaves the house for 10 minutes to go to the store My dogs: in terms of. parents. we have-no parents
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape
fruitmeats
all
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape fruitmeats all
he greatest title one can hold
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I BRIAN MAY
Tent
ROCK LEGEND AND ASTROPHYSICIST
he greatest title one can hold he I BRIAN MAY Tent ROCK LEGEND AND ASTROPHYSICIST
What are the animals trying to tell us?
Danger!
Beware!
What are the animals trying to tell us? Danger! Beware!
When that loud kid finally trips and breaks his spine:
Good
Clown_Yoda Clown_Yoda
7 jan 2021
When that loud kid finally trips and breaks his spine: Good
HEY BUD SAW U SCRATCH YOUR BUTT AN SMELL IT
THINK I GOULD GET SNIFF
melloxhello melloxhello
25 sep 2020
HEY BUD SAW U SCRATCH YOUR BUTT AN SMELL IT THINK I GOULD GET SNIFF
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?"
tween mom's legs?"
The father answers," Paradise."
The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise."
Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
total_insertrave total_insertrave
17 jun
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?" tween mom's legs?" The father answers," Paradise." The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."