Bill Burr's advice to guys in their mid-twenties. Dude, I'm going to tell you right now. If you're a single guy in your mid-twenties, and you live in America, and your living on your own, please, drop to your knees and thank whatever god you pray to everyday because you're never going to be freer in your life. I know you probably got student loans and blah blah blah the stress and all that bullshit, Fuck that. Okay? You're never going to be freer in your life. Dude. you have to do in life what makes you happy. If you try to make other people happy, that's all you're going to do and you're not going to be happy and then you're going to be , miserable to be around. You're going to turn into a bitter ) i" I person who didn‘t do what they wanted to do in life, and no one wants to be around that guy. You've just got to commit to this shit and then \ ' realize sleeping on a futon when you're 30 is not i the worst thing. It isn't. You know what's worse than sleeping on a futon at 30? Sleeping in a king bed, next to a fucking woman you're not really in love with but for some reason married, a and you got a couple of kids and you got a iob that you fucking hate. Okay? You'll be laying there fantasizing about fucking sleeping on a futon. There's no risk when you go after a dream, it's all fucking reward. It's going to lead to something good, it always does. There's a tremendous amount of risk to playing it safe, and that leads to unbelievable levels of regret.