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    • Tumblr posts r cancer
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    • Am I the only one who doesn’t mind these tumblr posts. They’re funny sometimes
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    • Is there anything wrong with this post? No. Will iFunny comments still be giant babies about it? Yes.
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    • Or stay fucking strapped and if someone comes at you with a knife empty a mag into their chest in self defense then one in their head for good measure
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    • How to beat Micheal Myers: shoot him in the knee, he can't feel pain but the leg will just not work. Kaboom. Done. Dead. You got him
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    • Try just carrying a gun. Or even better, offer a bj.
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    • Unpopular opinion: some tumblr features (not necessarily this one) are actually decent. Few and far between, but they're still there. Jump on the hatewagon all you want and wave your hateboners around, but my opinion will not be swayed
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    • Hey I actually laughed, fuck you all I have a soul now 🖕
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    • So he lived but didn't know the tire trick? Interesting
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    • Who needs to drive away? I'm backing over that mother again and again until I finish the job
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    • if the tumblr posts r funny then who fcking cares just enjoy this things
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    • Put it in 4Lo and just fuckin drive over them
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    • just because your phone has no bars doesnt mean you cant call 911, all phone companys and towers will let the call through without worrying about your provider
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    • biggest-gaudiest-patronuses has more features than 90% of iFunny and he has a Tumblr account.
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    • I work at a movie theater. People were coming out of John Wick 3 talking about parts of the movie (as customers do). I heard one man say, "I was really impressed, that's exactly how flesh reacts when you apply a knife." And I just- what?
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    • PorkSword 27 may
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    • But what if it's jason, that's the exception. Right?
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    • If flat tires don’t stop your car, why would cops use spike strips to stop cars?
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    • Just get your friendly neighborhood ambulance to take care of the serial killer in your town
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    • Or you can defend yourself with a gun. These tumblr retards don’t understand that concept of self defense tho.
      SuicideRuby a month
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    • "Did you die?" "Sadly yes." "But I LIVED!"
      Raybrand a month
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    • “You see officer, I backed it up in self defense, and then I didn’t think a put it in drive and went forward, then it looked like he was still moving and reaching for a gun, so I backed up again”
      spantin a month
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    • “That would of been helpful last night “. *Everyone ignored that*
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    • If I’m being chased by a knife wielding lunatic and I’m in my car he’s the one being chased by a lunatic
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    • Or you can just concealed carry and not have to worry for your life every 2 seconds
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    • No you backup your car and you keep going until you hear a crunching sound and then you drive away and call 911
      Michael45 28 may
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    • B-b-but I-I t-t-tried to tell y-you before you h-h-hit me with the car! Th-there's SOMEONE IN THE BACK SEAT!
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    • I always do this when watching horror films and the character gets a flat tire. “You can drive you stupid fucking idiot, you’ll just need to repair your entire wheel. What would you rather do? Die or repair a wheel?
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    • Do not slam into reverse you will blow out your transmition unless of course the mean from a stopped position
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    • Even if you have no reception, you can still call 911
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    • I would absolutely hit them with my car while driving away on four flat tires. Not dying today.
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    • Has no one seen zombie land? Double tap! Hit them with the car run over them, then run over them again
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    • They're all telling the truth
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    • dONT FUCKING SLAM YOUR CAR INTO REVERSE IF YOURE MOVING WTF
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    • Have youll not seen Jeepers Kreepers. (Not sure how to spell it) Girl ran over the killer, monster, but fucker was still alive afterwards. So.......
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    • Can I get an F for my boy that’s gotten rejected so many times he made up a story of a fake girlfriend I don’t know how to help him
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    • remember to call an ambulance for an injured serial killer so that they get their head squashed by the back tire
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    • Congratulations on your feature. It's another great one. But if someone is chasing you and trying to kill you. I can almost guarantee you that the car won't start lol.
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    • Alternatively, gun.
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    • Desu 27 may
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    • Why doesn't anybody ever try to fight back in horror movies, they all make that ugly oh my God face and trip over themselves trying to run away. We need a Kevin McAllister horror movie. There have been 5 home alone movies so far how has no one thought to turn it into a horror movie?
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    • Or just shoot the serial killer....with a gun....#2ndamendment 💁
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    • Stay strapped or get clapped
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    • Tip: carry gun, shoot bad people. Laugh at still being alive
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    • Pro tip, don’t hit a knife wielding lunatic unless it’s the only way for you to escape. I’m all for it but the law wouldn’t be on your side
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    • Yo das my meme
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    • Pull a hank
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    • *me being chased by a killer to my car* "Ay bro I got a bang for you." *starts blaring Michael Myers chase music and steps out with a butcher knife*
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    • Whiny bitches come on I funny to bitch and complain go figure 👀
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    • “What a great addition to an already excellent post” you can’t say that about your own post, asshole
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    • someone could make the funniest joke in the world in a tumblr post and ifunny retards would still be like "dur dur tumblr dum"
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    • Or if you are in a older car with actual bumpers you can just throw it into reverse then the the serial killer and fully run over him then just go forward over him again then reverse then forward several more times
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    • If y’all hate iFunny so much why not just uninstall? You’re all just attention seeking whores. It’s sad.
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    • If you watch Live PD you might remember that guy that had only one tire and kept driving away
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    • Or get out of the car and put a bullet it the mf head
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    • Ive seen that stuff on supernatrual for instance, the killer usually survives and continues thier chase.
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    • Which in conclusion of your a knife wielding maniac just puncture the gas tank in multiple locations
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    • He's the serial killer, he was cursing his ignorance of people being able to drive on flat tires.
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    • He knows how to mind his own business
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    • Here’s a fun fact. If you are a serial killer and you actually want to stop someone’s car, pull the ignition coil, battery, or pour sugar in the gas tank.
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    • If I got them on the ground, I think it would be smart to try to park your car on them, that for sure pins them, and it might kill them but hey, they tried to kill you first
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    • You guys ever wonder why a tiger is so dangerous and can't be fucked with? Because, it has claws, teeth, and strong muscles. Why have humans made it this far? Opposable thumbs, intelligence, and tools. Always carry your tool on your person.
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    • Tires and wheels are more resilient then folks give them credit for. If you have to drive a little bit on a flat tire, the worst you'll have to do is get a new wheel, if you didn't get a chance to put on your spare
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    • The other guy was the serial killer. He was wishing he hadn't chased the car thinking they would stop. Got his bp way up. Almost had a heart attack.
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    • The worst thing about these tumblr posts is it’s always featuring that one blog that was revealed to be a pedo or some shit
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    • Or while their chasing you, let them get close while your going a considerate speed (or when they have to hella sprint), then slam the brakes on that bad boy, then reverse.
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    • I think its safe to assume common sense doesnt exist in horror movie world
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    • Unless you're running from Jason Voorhees. He'll break your car if you try to hit him with it.
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    • Tumblr posts are funny
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    • This is America. If someone with a knife can kill you you live in a blue state and deserve it.
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    • Automatic safety braking?
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    • Except when Jason from Friday the 13th comes for your ass
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    • Congrats on the feature
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    • Unless he was the serial killer
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    • Didn't Jason stop a car speeding at him?
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