• biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
do you ever get so excited you just want to
crush a human skull in your hands
I thepoisonedguy
You just described
Breathing
o biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
l am fairly certain I Did Not
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    • Barney has crushed a human skull
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    • if pikucho said it y’all would think it’s hilarious
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    • That’s how I felt with the pirates that burned my village
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    • Pukicho vs biggestgaudiestpatronuses, who wins
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    • I wish to be so powerful that I could crush men, but merciful enough not to. Then they will know that they only live because I have allowed it.
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    • You ever been ssoooo fucking hyped up but also not hype at all at the same time?
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    • The only other good tumblr user
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    • I’m so fucking high and this shit was too violent for me to read honestly lmao
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    • I dunno I do get the I need to squeeze something sensation that can be remedied by pressing your fingernails up against something
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    • I'm quite certain that he was in fact describing the act of breathing
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    • That's my breathing alright
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    • We found the psychopath
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    • thepoisonedguy is retarded
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    • Ok but who is Pikucho
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    • Tumblr user doesn't know how breathing works, pathetic
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    • Thats not just for excitement, its also for joy
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    • Have you ever been so fucking fed up with the sad excuses for humans on Tumblr you want to blow your fucking brains out?
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    • Does anyone else get the urge to stab something
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    • does anyone have the weird urge to squeeze a light bulb until it breaks while holding it
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    • My wife calls that an ecstatic rage.
      dante4478 25 jun
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    • Well, I thought it was funny
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    • Chaotic neutral vs chaotic evil
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    • BGP is just as funny as pukicho, y'all are just mean
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    • Just my own
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    • I know thepoisonedguy, he’s a good friend of mine. Never thought I’d see him on here tho lmao
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    • Nope never been excited
      Cattigen 24 jun
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    • Pretty sure that’s a sign of autism
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    • I’ve been waiting all year to see this again
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    • Y’all ever just want to hug someone
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    • Tumblr moment
      AryaG 24 jun
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    • Fr I be getting these random ass adrenaline rushes
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    • Seeing something so cute you just wanna hug it till it dies.
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    • He thought he was being disturbing then he read that man's post... There's always a bigger fish
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    • unpopular opinion: pukicho and whoever this guy is aren’t funny
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    • / Trachea
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    • More like crushing their wind pipe
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    • Neat
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    • Get the fuck over yourselves. Clearly enough people like these for them to keep getting featured. If you don't like people being happy, fuck off to depresso island or some shit
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    • I get it though. It’s not usually excitement though. It’s any overwhelming feeling. I see a cute animal and I just want to squeeze the fuck out of it, or I’ll get an itch and just want to claw down to the bone
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    • This shouldnt be making me laugh hard but it is
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    • Someone put Pikucho and Guad in a room together, I need to see what happens
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    • Black Fact: Nobody on tumblr is black, so no black people found here!
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    • The part of the brain that says,”fun cute puppy!”, is the same part that says,”I wanna fucking skin someone alive and shit in their corpse.”
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    • No, he did
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    • You did
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    • Haha, tumblr funny! They said something unexpected and unnerving, so it has to be funny,
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    • If you havent had a breath in a while the rush is exhilarating and yes it makes you wanna crack the person's skull who did this too you
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    • Instead of blindly liking or disliking something, why not make an opinion about it on a case by case basis and keep in mind that others may have a differing opinion and that’s okay
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    • I think you just described cocaine
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    • That’s what you feel like when you do shrooms. Just super fucking strong
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    • This is like yahoo searching 15 years ago.
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    • YoU dIdNt LiKe A sInGlE post. Like I give a fuck
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    • Lmao this dude fr out here crushing skulls as much as we breath what the fuck
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    • Regardless of the latter dialogue, yes
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    • A new challenger approaches
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    • same
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    • Pretty sure ya did.
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    • I thought it was funny. I chuckled
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    • Why is it when I'm around something super cute or get too excited I wanna squish the thing or hit it?
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    • YESSSSSSS GAUD U GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    • Bruh i read the i did not in linus’s voice from sharkboy and lavagirl
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