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    • Cat girls are real now
      Kano 6 apr
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    • Create a pocket dimension where the natural laws of time don’t apply and take a looooong nap, then just pop back into reality like nothing happened.
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    • I wonder how many mods I can load into this bitch
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    • Go into McDonalds dressed as Ronald and piss on the floor. When the employees try to stop me, my eyes will turn pitch black as I whisper “Weep for me, children.” Suddenly, blood will pour out of all the employees eyes. I will unhinge my jaw like an anaconda, and pull out a single, massive Mcnugget.
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    • Set a limit to how powerful I am so that I don't go corrupt or become bored with everything else
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    • Purge all the weebs, furries, and stoners.
      8Isaiah8 10 apr
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    • I would get rid of a "few" people.
      Sguig 10 apr
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    • I had a dream where I meet the ruler of the universe (he was a Asian man) and challenged him for his spot as the supreme he said yes I’ll come get you in time and I woke up
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    • I actually think about this a lot, and what I would do. First I would build a super empire, and move on to conquer the galaxy, exploring new planets and discovering life forms
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    • I’d forcibly put all the people I know in a line and pass judgement.
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    • Reality is often disappointing
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    • Make the planet a lot larger with equal bountiful resources for all to try to counteract wars. More exploration and discovery. Maybe revive some extinct animals that would benefit the ecosystem.
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    • I'd get rid of the wrinkle in your pants that look like a boner when u don't got one
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    • 3 tumblr features in a row. I thought this was iNigga, not iTumblr
      Sirelu 9 apr
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    • Remaster New vegas
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    • Make this generation more capable with their lives, create a new era of scientific advancement, make the world leaders sensible and willing to work together, make breeding less harmful to animals, revive extinct animals, and give people the ability to not be stupidly offended, and give humans.....
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    • ANIME IS REAL BOOKS ARE REAL YOU CAN NOW RNTER ALTERNATIVE WORLDS
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    • Bring a black hole to earth so we could get a better picture.. oh wait
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    • I resurrect the Cucuteni-Trypillian people just to ask them why tf they kept building cities just to burn them down.
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    • Literally nothing except little things to make my day easier, like opening doors with my brain and making the spoon float to my mouth to eat cereal. I'm not trying to fuck things up for everyone lol
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    • Give some random people different super powers then at the point that any of them decide to do something bad take them away. Like give a 15 year old boy invisibility, he goes in the girls locker room, then just take it away.
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    • Fuck my bosses wife and 21 year old daughter and make him watch until enternty
      theonecom 10 apr
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    • Traverse the edge of space/time and walk on stars. Pummel entire planets with my fist leaving dust in my wake of power. Create and destroy. Toy with elemental forces and cause an intergalactic chain reaction. Come back to Earth for a cheeseburger and a beer. Sleep.
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    • Remaster all old games and make all battle royales nonexistant
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    • Everyone saying take a long nap, but what about never needing it?
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    • Not gonna lie a lot of perverted shit
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    • I'd get rid of pineapple pizza
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    • Go back in time and high five my main man Jesus.
      Brettwgg 9 apr
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    • I'd make an infinite supply of henway
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    • I’d stop time and play with who’s ever titties I wanted to
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    • Honestly I would get rid of greed and depression and the feeling of being alone.
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    • Add Halo Reach to MCC
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    • Give white people to power to say the n word
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    • Make it permanent, idiot. You don’t know how long you’ll have this.
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    • Make a small pocket universe that know one can access or even knows about except yourself, except you can access it limitlessly whenever you want. You have complete control over this universe. You can meet whoever you want, eat whatever you want, be able to dream up anime bitches with big tiddy
      MrPiklez 8 apr
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    • Everyone can carry as many cheese wheels as a skyrim character and every day cheese just appears in your house
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    • I would remove furries, make people not retards, and remove the fucking mosquitos from this plane of existance
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    • Watch all of my favorite TV shows and movies, play my favorite games, eat my favorite foods. Basically just live happily without needing to put in the effort necessary to do so.
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    • Create stands and watch jojos irl
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    • Give myself a bigger weiner
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    • About $3.50
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    • Deplete all oil and gas sources, forcing governments everywhere to put all their effort into clean energy.
      Mimble 10 apr
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    • I would Force Bethesda to make Fallout: New Vegas: Remastered
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    • my wife says yes when I want sex and or blowjobs anytime anywhere
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    • Is get rid of dihydrogen monoxide that’s shits dangerous
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    • Dogs live forever and can't be harmed. They will overpopulate and we'll all die a good death
      dogfucc 9 apr
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    • Men get just as many rights and privleges as women.
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    • Genocide. I would commit genocide. Against all rapists and child predators. I would be a terrifying “god.”
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    • Set off every car horn in the world simultaneously, to beep Never gonna give you up by Rick Astley
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    • Not that anybody really cares, but speaking of carbon I had an idea for a book where there were people that had full control over the elements in their body so they could shift carbon into graphene or diamond and create clouds of ammonia.
      Hekk 9 apr
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    • I'd probably kill myself but make sure my mom wouldn't be sad
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    • Make it to where everyone can tell if another person is into them just by sight
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    • Not even gonna lie. Id kill every form of roach on the planet and make it completely non essential to any food chain.
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    • Give everyone uncontrollable orgasms
      7Symbol7 9 apr
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    • I hate it when other people reply to something like they said it.
      DINK_ 9 apr
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    • It'd put prophecies in mayan temples that fit with today to mess people up. "The Celts shouldn't leave the union." "There will one day be coins that don't exist and are worth more than gold."
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    • Power to travel to whatever movie/book/anime world I want
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    • Freeze time. For sexual and financial reasons.
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    • Make a highly detailed magic system in which normal/talented people could become gods and also make a supreme race like dragons or something to do my job for me but I get to keep being a divine but I would be a high divine because there will be other gods
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    • God rid of furries and would make trade acceptable as a currency
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    • Tell all humanity to shape up and stop killing each other or I'm coming down there.
      JamX 9 apr
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    • save steve irwin
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    • I’d have to say I’d make everyone shit simultaneously and that’s it lol
      Dedrater 9 apr
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    • Go back in time and remove one hydrogen atom from existence and see if it affects anything.
      Forsakei 9 apr
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    • Pause time and go and fuck with random shit
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    • Grant superhuman abilities to those with the responsibility to use them, and guide those less worthy into villainy to give them someone to fight.
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    • Well first I’d fix everything wrong and try to make the world as good a place possible... then I’d make a secret island in the middle of the ocean full of glowing plants and alienoid animals... And the tribes that live there consist of blue cat girls only
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    • Dimension travelling is now a thing, and anyone can go to any world from anything you want.
      Zihark 8 apr
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    • Bring back Stan Lee and make Pokemon real
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    • I bring back Heath ledger and robin williams
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    • Freeze time and fuck my school crush lmao
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    • Hunting pedophiles and human traffickers
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    • I would probably just set up a pocket dimension of TVs so I can watch the universe fight itself. Give caveman a nuke and see what happens.
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    • Lets replace carbon with sulfur as life’s base element. That ought to be interesting.
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    • Take a nap
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    • Tbh, I would go watch advanced species war with each other.
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    • Prevent the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
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    • Get back together with my ex and help be achieve her dreams and give people the help they need
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    • Make my girl get even massiver tits and a even bigger ass
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    • I make Bethesda fix Fallout 76 then I rule over the universe doing whatever the fuck I want.
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    • Create an amazing game that never truly ends and essentially is fine tuned exactly to me
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    • Do like Zeus and fuck everything in sight
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    • Honestly I would have a normal day but be more cocky and if someone were to say something I’d pop their balls like how my parents popped my dream bubble when they said I couldn’t be a lamp when I was little because I’m not the bright...
      SokeCoke 8 apr
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    • Move all the liberals to a exact copy of earth back in the 1500s, putting them in the place their ancestors came from, than see if they actually practice what they preach.
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    • I would make ducks real there so cute I wish they were real
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    • gain a couple inches, cure cancer, kick the leader of the Westboro Baptist church in the taint
      Eli74599 8 apr
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    • Everyone is gettin a random and somewhat tame superpower. All money will be in coin form and the moon now has an atmosphere as well as mars capable of meeting human needs
      frostart 8 apr
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    • Delete iFunny and replace it with iNigga
      Satan17 8 apr
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    • Saw this on reddit and my answer was anime girls. Anime girls will reject weebs since they are disgusting and fantasies about them they wouldn’t date them and they will be degraded by the thing they love the most and that would bring me satisfaction
      Gee_ 8 apr
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    • I’m gonna go as far in one direction as you can go. Gotta see what’s at the end
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    • I would make girls like me 😢😭
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    • Silicon based life could still arise somewhere
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    • Just do what “god” does now. Sit back and watch the mortals struggle for money, power, and fame to satisfy their unending greed. And then from time to time I might pop in another world where it’s a fantasy world and go on an adventure pretending I’m not as strong as I really am and make a harem
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    • I... I would create an Alien space fairing race that would be the instrument of my wrath upon the people Earth.
      bigd321 13 apr
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    • Walk on to battle fields, raise my hand, and tell everyone to stop fighting, less they wish to die (irony). Anyone to attack me instantly dies. I do this till every nation understands my power. I solve each nation’s problems & eliminate borders. I terraform the terrestrial planets and give transport
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    • Freeze time, sleep for a while then get shit done, teleport to vacation spots
      07STANGTX 13 apr
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    • Orgasms last 30 min
      Max__Dude 11 apr
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    • Get rid of diseases and purify the earth of trash and have clean waters again for all. Give more opportunities for third world countries to grow and prosper , expose the corrupt politicians and allow the people to decide their fate and what they think is fair. Snap all drug dealers into prison.
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    • I’d smash Uranus
      Dunty 10 apr
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