Big dogs vs. small dogs
Big dogs: Hello wonderful human!
Would you please rub my belly and
scratch my ears?! I will be
eternally grateful for your
attention! Do not be alarmed by my
large appearance I just love to
cuddle and give kisses!
Small dogs: FITE ME YOU FUCK! I WILL
FUCK YOUR SHIT UP! YOU WANNA PIECE
OF ME?! LETS G0! I WILL FUCKING END
YOU! I MAY BE TINY BUT DO NOT
FUCKING UNDERESTIMATE ME!