• "Big dick men are always quiet."
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    • Donkey fucked a dragon, this a terrible example
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    • But... Donkeys have huge dicks, and that Donkey never shuts up. This is a paradox
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    • He was able to smash a dragon. We all know he is packing
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    • Are you kidding me? Donkey more than likely had a bigger dick than Shrek
      BiggD240 2 aug
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    • As a quiet guy, sadly cannot confirm
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    • Big dick men have small dick energy
      chopstew 2 aug
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    • Me
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    • Then wheres my big pp hmm
      kanntte 2 aug
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    • 6.5 where my people at?
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    • content not available more
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    • "7 inches and can't get a date for shit cause you are quiet and awkward around new people" gang show up
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    • Anyone else get confused because donkey in the beginning tried to stay quiet
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    • No they aren’t. They’re the loudest ones in bed
      Hoemou 2 aug
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    • Bold of you to assume 3 inches is big
      De_gato 3 aug
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    • Mmm I know donkeh got that big schmeat stick
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    • False. I’m quiet, and have macaroni pp.
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    • My data as a gay guy, 9/10 guys with big dicks (I’ll go with 7.5 and up) are the most egocentric guys you’ll ever come across, and 1/10 are conversationally chiller than Post Malone. Average guys are usually the ones that are obsessed with what it mean to be a man.
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    • I'm getting real tired of you, and your big. Donkey. Dick!
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    • Speaking of dicks
      EETFUK 2 aug
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    • Don't diss my cousin!
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    • Men with big dicks are quiet, but men who are quiet don't always have big dicks
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    • So you’re telling me 6.5 is big, I'll believe it when I see it
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    • Or they actively make small dick jokes about themselves, if they do that, they have confidence & ARE PACKING IT
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    • I’m usually quiet but for the opposite reason
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    • chances are any dude with a big dick is gonna think hes actually average.
      BigShot 2 aug
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    • I talk alot and I'm done being ashamed that this holds truth I have a small pp and im done being ashamed of it
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    • I can neither confirm nor deny that statement.
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    • Is that a boulder, that’s a nice boulder
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    • So if I stop talking, my pp grows?
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    • Acidic 5 aug
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    • Speak softly and carry a big dick
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    • My dick is so big that it’s large
      Kaiau 2 aug
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    • False, I’m quiet and average
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    • I think these satin sir whatever are funny and all, but to anyone actually wondering. Nah none of that shit is gonna tell you the size of a guy’s dick. I can be quiet or talkative any day of the week and my dick won’t grow or shrink because of it lol
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      nurgloo 2 aug
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    • Id let shrek make onion juice in my ass.
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    • thats funny cuz im quiet and my dick is tiny
      trotard 6 aug
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    • 9 inches and I’m as talkative as donkey
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    • You telling me Eddie Murphy is ever quiet?
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    • Donkey never shuts the fuck up lmao
      Nap_Time 5 aug
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    • False
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    • Kinda hard to believe when I’m pretty quiet and have a 5.5 inch schlort
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    • As a big dick men, I can confirm
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    • Donkey has the biggest dick of all man fucked a dragon
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    • Now how tf do you think Donkey fucked a dragon if he didn't have a big ass hog
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    • Me
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    • Shrek
      fuze_it_ 5 aug
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    • Man boned a dragon, he's packing more then we'll ever know
      Grae_P 5 aug
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    • Well shit guess it just skipped me :/
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    • That's why ifunniers talk so much shit
      Snopes 5 aug
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    • His dick is soooo big he could actually fuck a dragon
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    • He also has balls the size of America because he fucked a dragon
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    • DONKEY DIK
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    • Errr probably no on will see this but uhh is 7 good?
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    • How tf did he fuck the dragon then
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    • Fr ok
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    • I might as well be ferb
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    • I’m actually watching sheen when i saw this
      hazard85 5 aug
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    • Correction, we
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    • I joke around with my friends about having a small dick now they all think I’m packing but I’m just telling the truth
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    • Can confirm
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    • As a quiet guy, sadly can comfirm
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    • I took some of those dick growing pills and I grew half an inch in a week!! My penis didn’t grow at all though.
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    • Haves smol pp. is quiet
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    • Not true. I'm very quiet and I have a very small dick
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    • As a quiet man, I can disprove this
      BigZyeah 4 aug
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    • Donkey had a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay larger cock than shrek
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    • Damn wish it were true
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    • God if only
      UT_lewds 4 aug
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    • Having a big dick is not all its cracked up to be. But most of yall still want one.
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    • Until you give them a reason not to be
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    • That's a lie
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    • X
      Ferb 4 aug
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    • So if I’m quiet in public and loud at home, does that give me average pp size?
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    • Js... the person that voiced him, odds are hes pretty small given his physique
      p0rnzoz 4 aug
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    • And chicks with big tits never shut the fuck up. Your point?
      whoknu 4 aug
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    • What about me? I'm pretty quiet and my cock only stands 5.5 inches erect.
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    • False, I’m quiet and I have a very small penis
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    • PS4 Spider-Man in a fight scene
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    • 7 inch gang wya
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    • Big dick men are always quiet, quiet men aren’t always big dicked
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    • So like most gamers or me
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    • As a generally quiet guy I can confirm...that this is not always true
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    • actually men they feel confident and satisfied are actually quiet the size of your dick has nothing to do with the motion of your fucking mouth
      mcrEP 4 aug
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    • haha....definitely.....big 😑
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    • 8 inch gang where you at
      hawk889 4 aug
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    • I'm Shrek: hideous, anti social, unable to read social cues, and wants to be alone
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    • The only time i talk is online
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    • ...
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    • So thats a fucking lie.
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    • And in the mornin’, I’m makin’ waffles!! :-D
      Kathal 3 aug
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    • That is so not fucking true, I'm quiet often and my dick is .2 inches
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    • I don't know they're pretty loud once they're in bed 🤭🤣
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    • You clearly have not witnessed a big daddy donkey schlong
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