Big Bird informs Elmo that he's in the wrong motherfucking neighborhood
Republished Republished
23 sep 2020
Big Bird informs Elmo that he's in the wrong motherfucking neighborhood
You know, I have seen "photos" of me riding bear. I have not ridden bear yet, but there are such photos already.
Codreanu Codreanu
17 feb
You know, I have seen "photos" of me riding bear. I have not ridden bear yet, but there are such photos already.
My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask. So got her one.
AFloridian AFloridian
3 mar
My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask. So got her one.
Me, buying stocks with zero fore knowledge because I heard we were bullying someone
Me, buying stocks with zero fore knowledge because I heard we were bullying someone
Natsuki Subaru
@Brol eBe,ondCompare
Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 5,000 year-old ancient cat spirit familiar.
Sakurauchi Sakurauchi
20 sep 2020
Natsuki Subaru @Brol eBe,ondCompare Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 5,000 year-old ancient cat spirit familiar.
something tells me that
brown did it
have sus on white
Oreo
he isnt doing any tasks
Sat im pretty sure i saw yellow vent
Everyone else in the match:
freeeeezer freeeeezer
24 sep 2020
something tells me that brown did it have sus on white Oreo he isnt doing any tasks Sat im pretty sure i saw yellow vent Everyone else in the match:
tired on working on myself
I will now be jet insane
filthytrash filthytrash
14 jun
tired on working on myself I will now be jet insane
Me: *Goes to a family dinner*
Some woman I've never seen in my life:
"I cleaned your ass when you were little"
Me: *Goes to a family dinner* Some woman I've never seen in my life: "I cleaned your ass when you were little"
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you're eating a watermelon!
When do you go at red and stop at green? When you're eating a watermelon!
I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie.
She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6. - I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6.
kh4plusBotW2 kh4plusBotW2
24 sep 2020
I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6. - I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6.
BIG I
hey wait minute I this ts just very tiny cat with
veguiar sized pumpkin
CHEN
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22 sep 2020
BIG I hey wait minute I this ts just very tiny cat with veguiar sized pumpkin CHEN
Hammer was invented in 8000 BC People in 7999 BC:
Bliss Bliss
11 mar
Hammer was invented in 8000 BC People in 7999 BC:
Brain: Do it
Me: Why
Brain: You gotta
Forte
Room
barko_the_grea barko_the_grea
25 sep 2020
Brain: Do it Me: Why Brain: You gotta Forte Room
"Bought a new car. It came with a puppy holder..."
TrillSaint TrillSaint
19 may
"Bought a new car. It came with a puppy holder..."
New Jersey: Let's Legalize
Recreational Marijuana.
Oregon:
Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
New Jersey: Let's Legalize Recreational Marijuana. Oregon: Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
when you order 5 Wendy's
Classic Triple meals and the guy asks if you're having a party
How dare you?
wildghost68 wildghost68
23 mar
when you order 5 Wendy's Classic Triple meals and the guy asks if you're having a party How dare you?
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-"
Mom: "Your school called today."
torn torn
25 sep 2020
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-" Mom: "Your school called today."
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
BigBoobTinyNip BigBoobTinyNip
23 oct 2020
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
When you're with bae and they start smiling at their phone.
"Excuse me, but your happiness is sitting right here."
Valyrison Valyrison
28 oct 2020
When you're with bae and they start smiling at their phone. "Excuse me, but your happiness is sitting right here."
Dad telling me not to shake the chair when he's changing the light bulb
The_Meme_Guy1 The_Meme_Guy1
25 may
Dad telling me not to shake the chair when he's changing the light bulb
One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"
EdgarAllenPoe EdgarAllenPoe
14 dec 2020
One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"