Big Bird informs Elmo that he's in the wrong motherfucking neighborhood
Republished Republished
23 sep 2020
Big Bird informs Elmo that he's in the wrong motherfucking neighborhood
The Catholic Church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633)
SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN.
SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
staples1724 staples1724
3 jan 2021
The Catholic Church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633) SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
When your holiday has been cancelled by the coronavirus but don't want to give up the dream
Forgedgod Forgedgod
7 jan 2021
When your holiday has been cancelled by the coronavirus but don't want to give up the dream
Apparently WikiHow artists have never seen a dog irl
el_Butternut el_Butternut
23 sep 2020
Apparently WikiHow artists have never seen a dog irl
Humanity: Al is going to take over the world soon
Al:
tat
Dawson Dawson
23 dec 2020
Humanity: Al is going to take over the world soon Al: tat
Moms when they say
"gracias" to the japanese waiter
of
ScarabTrooper ScarabTrooper
15 jan 2021
Moms when they say "gracias" to the japanese waiter of
When you run out of masks but need to wear something to buy more
HighBalls HighBalls
11 dec 2020
When you run out of masks but need to wear something to buy more
ally begg tr Follow
True story, flight attendant on Delta Airways posted ths pic with caption "only 1 paying attention to safety demo" &
levelDad levelDad
16 mar
ally begg tr Follow True story, flight attendant on Delta Airways posted ths pic with caption "only 1 paying attention to safety demo" &
en Its your turn to oraer your meal and u haven't rehearsed it in your head yet
en Its your turn to oraer your meal and u haven't rehearsed it in your head yet
nonymous
that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you
know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets
to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to
slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way.
He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
thiccaronyncheese thiccaronyncheese
9 apr
nonymous that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way. He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
TO ALL THE KARENS SHARONS BECKYS CHADS AND KYLES WHOSE NAMES HAVE BECOME A MEME:
SORRY I'M SO SORRY
Skeewomp Skeewomp
16 aug 2020
TO ALL THE KARENS SHARONS BECKYS CHADS AND KYLES WHOSE NAMES HAVE BECOME A MEME: SORRY I'M SO SORRY
Any lastwords?
Hew's your sister?
TheSadWhiteCrayon
25 sep 2020
Any lastwords? Hew's your sister?
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric
Tiggywinkles
When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
fickle_citysupre_v8 fickle_citysupre_v8
19 sep 2020
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric Tiggywinkles When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
When someone is straight up lying to your face but you already know the truth
nightmare2002 nightmare2002
22 sep 2020
When someone is straight up lying to your face but you already know the truth
Don't know what it says, but yes, I'll buy it!
ANA Hape3sKku
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Don't know what it says, but yes, I'll buy it! ANA Hape3sKku pe3b6bl
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps
choking on ur dick
All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps choking on ur dick All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
What do you think is better, dark or light beer?
frothyArgonian frothyArgonian
6 jan 2021
What do you think is better, dark or light beer?
riu
Py) Md
~ (SORE Ce)
THEY LOOK SO FUCKING SAD
We Made Bakers Watch Their Loaves Be
Turned Into Bread Bowls
ClickHole - views - 5 years ago
WhoisFizAgain WhoisFizAgain
10 sep 2020
riu Py) Md ~ (SORE Ce) THEY LOOK SO FUCKING SAD We Made Bakers Watch Their Loaves Be Turned Into Bread Bowls ClickHole - views - 5 years ago