"Best. Necklace. Ever."
angelic_meme_theft angelic_meme_theft
23 sep 2020
"Best. Necklace. Ever."
When the waitress who said they'll be right back with your sauce, is walking around the restaurant living her best life
Valyrison Valyrison
25 sep 2020
When the waitress who said they'll be right back with your sauce, is walking around the restaurant living her best life
Barber: What kinda cut you want?
Guy: Ever played Minecraft?
Barber: Say no more fam
La_Chula La_Chula
6 oct 2020
Barber: What kinda cut you want? Guy: Ever played Minecraft? Barber: Say no more fam
Europeans: America has too many guns
meanwhile in Russia
RichHomieQuann RichHomieQuann
13 oct 2020
Europeans: America has too many guns meanwhile in Russia
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TODAY
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Watch it mi before I show you just how fast blood can hit the floor
TheCrazyInferno TheCrazyInferno
21 nov 2020
gal! Verizon PM 762%@) Jacob Burress TODAY ME Watch it mi before I show you just how fast blood can hit the floor
"Steroids? Haha yeah right bro
I wouldn't put that garbage in my body"
"Steroids? Haha yeah right bro I wouldn't put that garbage in my body"
Adam
@adamthealright
Is this too much to ask for?
Adam @adamthealright Is this too much to ask for?
Look closely....forgive me but does anyone else see Jesus
Look closely....forgive me but does anyone else see Jesus
Costco food courts have sold the hot dog and soda combo for without changing its price since 1985 when it was first introduced.
When the company president complained about losing money, CEO Jim Sinegal famously said,
"If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you."
Heroes_vamp Heroes_vamp
29 sep 2020
Costco food courts have sold the hot dog and soda combo for without changing its price since 1985 when it was first introduced. When the company president complained about losing money, CEO Jim Sinegal famously said, "If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you."
When you've done your fake laugh 2 times and they still keep talking
When you've done your fake laugh 2 times and they still keep talking
How i sleep knowing
didn't skip part 1 of jojo
Giorno_Brando Giorno_Brando
19 sep 2020
How i sleep knowing didn't skip part 1 of jojo
And the 'shepherd's boy... VAnd the 'shepherd's boy says...
spaceshoup tumblr com
There's It this mountain takes an of hour pure diamond. it,
It takes an hour to climb It, and an hour to go around it!*
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Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
And the 'shepherd's boy... VAnd the 'shepherd's boy says... spaceshoup tumblr com There's It this mountain takes an of hour pure diamond. it, It takes an hour to climb It, and an hour to go around it!* w\ AS "and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain... of Vow must hell of 4 Personally, think Personally, I think that's a hell of a. that's ahe! 'ofa bird,
Waiter: what else for the lovely couple?
Her: oh no, we're just friends haha
Him: you can get us 2 separate checks and please don't forget she had 3 Jarritos, I Know you guys charge extra
MisandryMurder MisandryMurder
24 sep 2020
Waiter: what else for the lovely couple? Her: oh no, we're just friends haha Him: you can get us 2 separate checks and please don't forget she had 3 Jarritos, I Know you guys charge extra
using the drake and cat meme
using my pup as
I the meme because he is a good boi
1200AM 1200AM
21 sep 2020
using the drake and cat meme using my pup as I the meme because he is a good boi
Just seen pringles being sold in a
instead of a tube and I feel si
No. No, (hats not true. 's im
Wailord1 Wailord1
20 nov 2020
Just seen pringles being sold in a instead of a tube and I feel si No. No, (hats not true. 's im
RICK ASTLEY OFFERS CHIP
DO YOU ACCEPT?
TheBigTonyGuy TheBigTonyGuy
8 jan 2021
RICK ASTLEY OFFERS CHIP DO YOU ACCEPT?
nonymous
that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you
know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets
to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to
slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way.
He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
thiccaronyncheese thiccaronyncheese
9 apr
nonymous that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way. He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
Nobody:
English Teachers:
Nobody: English Teachers:
Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned!
God:
Couldn't have sald it better myself.
funnydudeguy funnydudeguy
31 dec 2020
Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned! God: Couldn't have sald it better myself.
Really
thats ~
What I more want?
NotSusJustGay
24 sep 2020
Really thats ~ What I more want?
Two Brothers Capture a Glorious
Selfie With a Bald Eagle They
Rescued From a Trap
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
5 oct 2020
Two Brothers Capture a Glorious Selfie With a Bald Eagle They Rescued From a Trap