• bepeu
you ever been so stressed that youre calm
this is my constant state
my chill is fake
"I've passed beyond stressed, beyond
hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of
complete shutdown of all but emergency
services in my brain."
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    • Is anyone else just really happy usually all the time? Like nothing’s stopping you type of energy and you rarely get upset about things? Just me?
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    • So. Fucking. QUIRKY
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    • When the shit hits the fan, ignore those who panic. Find the person who's deadly calm and stick to them like glue.
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    • I CANT BREATHE
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    • Haha I’m so quirky, I’m too mentally weak to handle day to day life, haha
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    • U know that episode of gravity falls where they think they’re gonna get their minds erased so they shout out all their secrets and Wendy says she just pretends to b chill but she’s just faking and her family drives her crazy. That is me
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    • I’m so stressed that I don’t even know where to begin doing the tasks i’m stressed about so I feel paralyzed and thus I am calm
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    • I've been getting so nauseous when I get stressed its the worst, like you become so useless when you feel like your gonna throw up any second
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    • Yeah I heard it's called clinical depression, and this tends to happen in more severe cases
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    • *Anyone says anything about any emotion Some lame ass: “So QuIrKy 🤪”
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    • You gotta live life. No point in being stressed all the time, so just be happy. It is as simple as that
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    • "Due to the lack of power, the emergency systems will not function for the next 24 hours. Stay safe, remain indoors, AnD Praaaaa-" *powers down* (from behind) "StArT RuNniNG."
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    • Literally happened to me today exactly as described
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    • Also so quirky
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    • Happy birthday Enkay I would have said it on the other feature but kingbickel's bitchmade ass blocked me.
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    • Alright, so last night I went to hang out with a friend of mine and we ended up cuddling and when she held me it made me feel so safe and happy, it was the first time someone has held me in years and I dont think she likes me but I'm not sure and I dont know if I should ask or not, she is also my...
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    • People who think like this didn’t have any adversity growing up, but are desperately trying to convince you that they did.
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    • And this is what happens, when you go even further beyond -Transforms into Super Anxietysaiyan 3
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    • I’m so glad that I’m genuinely always calm. I don’t know why, but I’m rarely ever stressed out.
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    • Stress is a 32-bit integer.
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    • AND THIS IS TO GO FURTHER BEYOND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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