• Ben Rosen
@ben_rosen
"the government has no business
making me wear a mask" i say before
i buckle my seatbelt, drive the speed
limit to a restaurant built to code, eat
food made in
a
state inspected
kitchen, receive the heimlich
maneuver from a waiter who learned
it from a mandatory workplace
poster,
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    • Y’all fucks are missing the point. The rest of the stuff he mentioned is for safety/public health.... like wearing. Your. Mask.
      CRS6132 24 jul
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    • If someone told me years back, that there would be a debate on whether people should wear masks or not to prevent the spread of a virus, I wouldn’t have had believed you
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    • Wear a mask or you gay can’t say no homo
      some_bait 24 jul
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    • One thing I know and anyone that does any sort of construction knows that there are some stupid codes that are practically pointless or are put in for profit purposes
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    • Bold of you to assume that I drive the speed limit
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    • If you complain about wearing a mask then you openly admit that a dude in a polyester furry neon wolf costume is stronger than you
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    • Damn I wish I could acknowledge the common sense behind mandating masks but a liberal agreed it’s a good idea so now I gotta politicize it
      walu1g1 25 jul
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    • goes both ways
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    • People should wear masks. Government should not make it law tho.
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    • welp, its been real fellas. the wife and I tested positive for the ‘rona. Neither of us have any symptoms Which makes me doubt the accuracy of these fucking tests. PS, I wear a mask everywhere, social distance and hand sanitize like a motherfucker.
      smalldong 25 jul
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    • I honestly don’t get the whole mask debate. I have to wear one for 8 hours, 5 days a week. It fucking sucks and I wish I didn’t have to but if there’s even the slightest chance I can protect myself or someone else by wearing it, I suck it up and wear it.
      elisa 25 jul
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    • Yes, the nanny state is real. It has its perks, but ultimately it always leads to weak ass people being oppressed by evil people.
      BoogChi 24 jul
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    • A mask isn’t there to protect you it’s to protect the vulnerable
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    • Ok so the ppl who are complaining about it not being a high death rate, what ur saying is in order for u to comply u want the death rate to be higher in order for u to considering wearing a mask. Then when it rises you’ll complain about how it has risen and why no one has put any type of guidance
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    • Just wear a damn mask. It’s not hurting you, also the US just passed the 4 million mark, when 2 weeks ago it was at 3 million.
      Urbanxx 24 jul
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    • The gov also likes little boys and girls... oh I mean pizza and pasta🤭
      ferryboi 25 jul
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    • Weird logic, these laws are in place so let's just enforce more bullshit
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    • Yeah, lots of people refuse to wear seatbelts because the danger of blunt force trauma is unproven. 🙄
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    • Fucking retarded logic "government do good thing mean everything government do good"
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    • shingdow 25 jul
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    • Dude the comments on this meme are outrageous lol everyone has totally different view points and every comment has like 10 replies
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    • Imagine comparing real safety issues with something that has a fucking 99% chance survival rate. Pathetic
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    • Drive the speed limit? lol not in the usa
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    • I agree get rid of it all mf are used to living life care free that they forget that life is fragile and one must be cognitive of what they do and weigh the risk/reward ratio to see if an action is viable and not lead to death
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    • Ya, except we agreed to that and made it a law. Mask mandates are not laws and have not followed proper protocol.
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    • This post is propaganda
      CIickHoIe 26 jul
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    • Are you trying to tell people that we shouldn't resist government control by listing one control after another imposed by government? That's like telling a woman who says "my husband shouldn't tell me what to wear" and you say "but he already tells you to raise the children, cook, do the dishes..."
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    • Please just wear the mask. I got COVID earlier on in quarantine and it’s honestly the worst thing to happen to me. I felt like I was drowning every time I would breath and was near hospitalized. I used to run 7 min miles and now my lung capacity and endurance are so fucked I barely make 13 min
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    • A.) You are lying if you say you drive the speed limit. And if you arent, then floor it next time grandma. B.) We hunt and kiII our food without a license because we are free thinking americans and nothing tastes better than something you had to work for and got to put a bullet into. And.....
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    • Imagine wearing a mask and driving the speed limit
      Teknetix 25 jul
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    • A take: I'm fine wearing a mask, I even found one that's really breathable, I just despise them so much because I keep forgetting it at home and don't realize until I'm half way to my destination. That's the only inconvenience I'm pissed at.
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    • You should want to wear a mask anyway as an intrinsic act of good to help protect those who cannot protect themselves. Preventive measures are the best policy for health related issues, so just wear the damn mask (if you can’t breath w/ a mask, the mask isn’t the problem, you are)
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    • The masks are strictly political. Why in the fuck do you think the democrats f heads said protesting is okay but opening your business is going to cost people their lives. They want to destroy America the media and government is not your fucking friend
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    • I'll wear a mask because it's a good idea. The government shouldn't be able to fine me or arrest me if i dont tho .
      leter45 25 jul
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    • All of those provide a significantly higher risk to your safety than Covid. Last time I check I’m more likely to choke to death on food prepared in a state inspected kitchen than I am to die from Covid 🤔
      WebHead__ 24 jul
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    • huffgim 25 jul
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    • It’s conditioning to keep the populace in fear and to rely on the media and government more. It’s for control.
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    • I work in fast food and ain’t no fast food worker know the Heimlich maneuver.
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    • What exactly does the government gain from you wearing a mask? Yours and others safety? Power? Money?
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    • Things like a seatbelt I don’t understand. Yes I want to wear it, and it’s in my best interest to wear it, but why is it that I can be fined if for whatever reason I don’t wear it? Like, it’s only my own life that’s at stake, so why am I suddenly a criminal if I don’t want to take care of myself?
      MrMister 25 jul
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    • There's standardization and then there's government infringement. If you don't learn the difference you become a smug Twitter asshole documenting your ignorance for all the world to see.
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    • Wearing a mask is like traffic laws. They’re not to protect you, they’re to protect other people from you. And if you don’t follow it, you’re a reckless asshole who doesn’t care about putting other people in danger. Wear a damn mask.
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    • Just wear a mask so we can have this under control in a couple months. Please I just want to go back to my normal life
      11alexh11 25 jul
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    • It’s not about following the government and their rules. Without either, we’d be an anarchy. It’s about actually how effective they are preventing us from spreading it, and how serious covid is to begin with. Think about it
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    • Listen, I tested positive for covid a few days ago and my dad is one of those Facebook conspiracy theorists that doesn't believe it's a big deal. He's constantly telling me to spend time with the family and that a fucking virus shouldn't get in the way of that. How do I knock some sense into him?
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    • Y’all actually drive the speed limit?
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    • Wearing a mask is not a legislative "law"...so the government has no right to enforce it
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    • The government can’t tell me what to do! I’m sitting naked in a Chili’s! Muh Constitution!
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    • Yea and don’t cough in your shoulder just cough in people’s face because the virus is too small to be stopped by cloth masks.
      WomenBad 25 jul
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    • I don't follow traffic laws or wear seatbelts and I eat at vietnamese restaurants that have rats and shit in the kitchen
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    • Why is this a political thing? Some of ya'll really be out here with a walk-in hired job regurgitating facebook conspiracy articles on how every person with a science degree is plotting against a 74 year old orange man with questionable success in business.
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    • The government shouldn’t be involved in the issue whatsoever. This should be a recommendation and stores should just tell people who don’t to get out.
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    • The virus death numbers are fudged at that so its not even as deadly as they are saying lmao this is just cabal trying to divide us or the illuminati whatever you wanna call them. Fuck them masks they will not prevent anything because there's nothing that needs to be prevented its all lies
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    • But this only applies to people going out to get groceries or going to work. Not violent rioters.
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    • Keep listening to the media and everyone is going to be dead or brainwashed
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    • You right let’s get to solving those other problems too!
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    • Can’t be pulled over for a seat belt in every state. And all the rest infringes on other people’s rights. Sorry the death rate is so low
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    • DrChef 25 jul
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    • Masks do not keep you safe unless it's a very high grade of mask. That's not what they're for. Masks keep others safe from you. That's why it's so important to wear them, if one guy who's sick doesn't wear one then he could infect everybody. Covid doesn't show symptoms for 2 weeks.
      Zatharax 25 jul
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    • It's funny because we didn't do this for h1n1 even thought it was actually dangerous unlike covid
      808111 25 jul
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    • For the love of God, this IS NOT a political issue. It's a HEALTH issue! Just wear masks!! Yeah there are laws that state that wearing a face covering in a business is illegal but now that governors across the nation put in place mask mandates, that overrides and current laws prohibiting masks 1/2
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    • Put it this way. If you wear a mask and follow rules like washing your hands and wearing your mask what exactly are you sacrificing? A few mins or hours of discomfort to stop a virus? If you dont wear a mask what do you sacrifice? A chance to spread or catch the virus, looking like an asshole when..
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    • Constitutionally speaking, they don't, but that doesn't mean it's not a good idea for you to wear it, and anyone who doesn't is acting like a child who won't do something just because he's been told to do it
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    • “Oh daddy government, please fuck me in the ass some more!” -OP
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    • Bro i dont wanna hear it, half of yall are wearing those cloth masks that literally don't do shit and acting like you're single handedly saving humanity
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    • These are the people who drive 50 in a 60
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    • I think the point people are missing about the masks are why they’re needed now when everything was fine with regular sanitation before. Same with closing everything and social distancing why was it fine to be in public places before when “disease runs rampant” in your local super market
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    • It's not because masks are bad, it's more so because the state is mandating it. If private organizations were mandating it then there wouldn't be an issue.
      spet5naz 25 jul
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    • I can ride a motorcycle but I have to wear a seatbelt in a car. What a fucking joke.
      RedDirt 24 jul
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    • Has it ever occurred to you that some laws are a genuinely good idea
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    • The best way I can explain this is no shoes, no shirt, no service. It’s not a law but companies have enforced it and people have accepted it as one. Then no shoes, no shirt, no mask, no service comes and then somehow it’s wrong. They can deny you service even if it’s not a law—
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    • I deadass caught covid. But in the dumbest lapse of judgement moment possible. I work with my mask on all day, I go into public with my mask on every time. But i dont wear it around my friends, and my friend came down with a very flu like sickness with coughing and shortness of breath (cont.)
      Nick_Gear 27 jul
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    • First of all... I dont drive the speed limit. And drinking raw milk from a cow is literally against the law.
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    • Bruh I was wearing a mask before it was mandatory, don't give much of a shit about them telling me to do something I was already doing. Y'all are way too politically charged, just let people be stupid (don't matter which side you think is stupid, just let it happen, can't stop stupid people)
      Micalobia 26 jul
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    • My deal is that when everyone talks about the mask but they ignore the try to stay at home. Like I work at mcd and all but I get wayyyy too many customers for this quarantine. Remember more than like 4 ppl are touching your food plus your cards have been inserted in the same cards as hundreds (1/?)
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    • I can’t argue that at all, very good point and I’m a right winger myself. I’ve always took this shit serious I mean I have my mask on, I believe it’s real cause we actually lost someone in my company to it. Very sad.
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    • And all while wearing a full set of clothes
      pigles1 26 jul
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    • Lol I'm a waiter and I haven't learned the heimlich maneuver since 9th grade health class. If you choke in my restaurant you're fucking dead
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    • I’ll be exposed to less germs, and my immune system will weaken. I’d rather not wear a mask so my body can continue to maintain a strong immune system. I’m kinda kidding, I mean it’s true but I doubt a mask for 20 min in a store would cause it to that extremes
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    • Ya well the government also sacr ifice kids to the devil and makes products out of aborted fetuses so
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    • The reasons it’s spreading is the riots though
      MCZAP 25 jul
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    • The government needs to back the fuck off. Too many laws and regulations controlling your daily lives. Why does the government care if i don't wear a seat belt and die.
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    • tbh it’s not even that bad wearing a mask. I can’t understand why people are so annoyed by them
      _Jupiter 25 jul
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    • Government mandated coronavirus mask meme
      Cpt_Heap 25 jul
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    • Government mandated pro mask meme
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    • I feel like I hear a lot more wannabe tyrants complaining about people not wearing a mask than the other way around.
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    • Lol ok if you don’t wanna wear a mask then when you eventually contract the COVID-19 virus, you’re denied heath care. Bet these ignorant people will start wearing them.
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    • iPolitics is my favorite place to discuss the latest trump news
      SteamGame 24 jul
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    • I wear my mask, but to make sense, you can choose not to wear your seatbelt. And how many of us follow the speed limit. I know majority of us will go a bit over. And how many restaurants have you gone to that had low ratings. You were more likely to die fron the flu than any disease. But again....
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    • I had Covid-19, and it was hell. Those anti-maskers have NEVER endured this hell. The flu symptoms weren’t even the worst part, it was the pain. It really makes me happy to know that the people who defy masks, will eventually endure what I had to endure, to feel the pain I felt. Fuck you.
      TheOrion 27 jul
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    • Okay, seeing a lot of bullshit on here. Masks might not stop the virus itself, but the particles it travels on when you breath, cough etc, a mask reduces that by a fuck ton. Dont have an exact number but I think it's somewhere in the 80 percent range. BUT masks only work if everyone wears them, then
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