Below-the-nose community stunned as
study shows nose connected to lungs
Ogden, Utah (UPI)
Scientists with the National Institute for Understanding
Basic Anatomy shocked the world today by announcing the discovery that in
humans, the nose is attached to the lungs. The revelation deals a stunning blow
to the growing community of those who wear Covid masks below the nose.
"What? How can that be?" asked an incredulous Roger Shmutz of Peoria,
Illinois. mask dangling from his upper lip. "My nose is right next to my mouth.
How is it not connected to the stomach? That doesn't make any sense."